comment to news: "Officials want to transfer to domestic cars"
The majority of officials should not be transferred to domestic cars, but to domestic prisons.

There was a dialogue between two employees.

Yes, big titles are big problems.
All problems are worse than titles.
No titles, no problems
Why Men Have No Problems
Because there are no titles.
NN : :D
But the thick men already have problems.
at least because men should not have titles and they have

My boyfriend is going to the sea. He left for Brazil for five months, and now he has to come back. I have prepared a delicious dinner, cleaned up the house, waiting for him to call and tell him that he is already at the airport to meet me.
At home it was cold, so she made herself a warm coat, slept under her sweater, put on her stomach, and fell asleep.

I woke up from the cry of the faithful (I have already arrived). He talked to someone on the phone.
– Throw it, and Polka didn’t tell me that she was pregnant! – Fuck, how can’t you understand if she has a huge bubble!

I cried for a long time, clapping myself on the hot spot)))

If we remember that "de" is "removal, denial", it will be clear why the patch of thin models was called - de-phile.

Blocking of videos on YouTube
xxx: It turns out that if you post a piece of YouTube video on the NTV channel, this original video will be blocked?
Yyy: Does anyone know what to post on YouTube to block NTV?

Young man, don’t keep me foolish! I have been using the internet for 6 years!
Open the browser.
What is BRAZER?! to

"The Economist"

Never save on girls!To save SMS, I wrote without gaps!Gasted 3 for explanations and 2 for apologies!!! to

Never ever! Do not save on your nerves - choose smart partners! Lord, stop smashing the slugs here, complaining about your TP - so you stand by them!

a - Get out of the refrigerator a baton of sausages
B – Can’t get a bucket of sausages, a narcissist?
A: How can I not call it? Per RULON is a saucer, or, a smart man?
b - Cylinder of the basket
Parallelogram of cheese
D is the apple toroid.

The cat is sick, we drive to the doctor, we take tests. The Winter. The beast in front of the street must be insulated. Stretching the winter clothes on the cat in four hands, pulling warm socks on the wool legs, I feel like I was a child again, and as if I was playing dolls again. Only the doll is too much.

I didn’t sleep at night, I barely think. I decided to pour tea and make a sandwich. He poured tea, opened the refrigerator, put a teaspoon there, got the oil. Like the butter. I open the refrigerator to put the oil back, I look at the tea.

>> Return the button "START"!!! to

Did you pay for her?

and dark. We exchange broken doors on the car with a friend, I have an Android smart.
Do you have a light on your phone?
I need to cut it off.
Pause
Give me my winter shoes.

Jumping with a parachute is not scary. You open the door in the plane, and there is Google Map. You’re not afraid of Google Maps?

Serdyukov's tabular weapon was taken away so that he did not shoot himself.
Serdyukov decided to drown. He drowned, he drowned, he did not drown.

lenta: "Lurkomorye" removed insults from the article about Murtazin
The main change, [according to the representative of the Internet encyclopedia Dmitry Khomak], was the replacement of the word "mudak" with the phrase "leading mobile analyst".

Tanya
Have you already bought an apartment?
Shoes in the corner?

Igor
Which socks?? to
You are what?? to

Yes, I left

My girlfriend once spoke in the store and asked for a pascua washer... the seller in response asked: is men’s shampoo what? I would kill both of them. ;)

Post "LIFESTYLE OF INFORMATION RESPONSIBLES"
The comments:

xxx: Pff-f... *image - rocky drawings of ancient people *
YYY: Does this apply to hard drives?
Zzzz: It is very hard.

[11:25:26] XXX: Instagram photo of a horse on the field, around the fog. Signature in English about the symbol of the horse. Something very philosophical and pathetic.
A bunch of comments in English on the topic: how beautiful, how smart, how deep, and so on.
And the solitary stone in Russian: "It’s it!"

The news:
Inhabitant of Vladivostok, who survived after falling from the 20th floor, released from the hospital

One of the first young man visited the owner of the car, on the roof of which fell the injured