I missed a barbecue gift set here yesterday. Everything would be great, but from the side it looks like an ordinary green school backpack of the late 1990s. And here I go I am so joyful (20 years, not shaved a week) with him on the street, and I notice that somehow badly all smoke on me, and one boy of 5-6 years approached and asks - "Uncle, why did you take the backpack from Petty". I have never seen a more sad expression of a child’s face.

April 15 - World Contraception Day. If you are familiar with Gandons - you can call, congratulate)
MeatWad: I will turn off my phone.

Ihaveabomb: Shoes will last a lot longer if you don’t buy a new one.

What is your name, Tanks? and ;)
2: You learn to read, he has a Nick Tankist point :)
I think the tank is right.
Or maybe a tank?
Tankist1o4ka (does not stand and answers): I am a TANKIST ONLY!! The tank, the mole!! to

xxx: There is a surprising trend in recent times to have overpriced requests with only one slide.

I sit...

A: Fuck, how can you say that the server flew" given that it earned faster?

Today accidentally broke the brain of the militiamen (we have a militia in Ukraine).
Situation: stopped on the subject of the purchase of drugs (in my home drugstore on the corner), and I went to work, bought "reni" from heartburn...
In short word-for-word: "Show what’s in my pockets"... Well I showed – and I have 2 cupcakes in my pockets and a vinegret in a package...

SLA11

Sometimes I want to see along with the "funny", "funny" and "favourite" see the "coat" button.

And also Kutuzov said that in order to save Russia, you need to burn down Moscow.

Well, no man has the skills of literate written speech! What now to kill him? to death?

YYY : Yes!
ZZZ : Yes!! to
TTT : Definitely!

History is a record of other people’s mistakes.

In the vicinity of my house, motorcyclists are often stuck. Yesterday from work I saw this picture: 2 bikers, or more precisely, one of them was just standing, and the other was messing with the scooter. To the wall of his pen is carefully, with his left hand holds him for the clothes on his chest and then the dialogue:
Bicycle: Throw in the board
Gopnik: My Kents will take you out so that you do not get rid of it
Bicycle: Throw in the board
Okay, without a pretext! Let’s get out, not nervous.
Bicycle: Throw in the board
You want me to give you something.
Biker sucking his huge fist for another blow turns to his friend:
“You hear, it’s like switching channels!”

Look at yourself! How many years have you lived on my account, in my apartment,
I don’t receive a penny from you, I feed you, I dress you, I wash you, I don’t wear you.
Speaking of sleeping with you.
You call me a loser.? to

News: Mikhail Khodorkovsky illegally sat in prison
YYY: Now and for this time will add...

News on "Rambler":
Archbishop Mufti of the Central Spiritual Administration of Muslims of Russia Talgat Tadjudin proposed to add a half-moon on the Russian emblem as a symbol of Islam. According to Tadjudin, half a moon should be replaced by a cross on the crown that crowns one of the heads of a two-headed eagle.

The first comment:
...and good night, baby, replace the ugly Khruish with the bullshit Abdullah.

Epic fail
My palms are on her buttocks, our lips stretch to each other, we are in the office together, the door is closed...I put her on the window, she embraces me with her legs and at this moment the nail and the curtain fly out... along with the blinds... falls on her head!!Isn’t he a fucker?

Time to go to the logoped!
Your "I love you" is more like "alala i pitball" :-D
LiLu

The news:
"Every member of the State Duma will get an iPad!"
The commentary:
"Every member of parliament should get a fuck and break in a point!"

Lizi: What is the name of the illness when you feel like everyone around you just needs sex?
The girl is a mania of greatness)))

The Muslim community of Russia proposes to make changes to the image of the state emblem of the Russian Federation, adding to it Islamic symbolism, decorating one head of the eagle with a half moon. Per then we will add another detail to the eagle, so that it can be seen from a distance that we also treat Jews normally.