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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79885
 07.04.2013
XXX is
of Dada. I found my hero disc.
YYYY
Good morning, and where was he?
XXX is
In a envelope with documents that must be saved in the event of a fire first

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79884
 07.04.2013
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Status of VK:
"I sang this song in karaoke on Saturday with tears in my eyes)))

lily haemitova – ялгышканмын"

I would cry too, just say that shit.:D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79883
 07.04.2013
I talked to a girl about the credibility of Robinson Crusoe.
Y: Have you seen many sailors who know how to feed goats?
X: Selkirk was a Scottish man, they can not only bite goats. He was in his pants...
Y: And what is in the pants?
X: It is more convenient and faster in the kit.
Goat to goat?
X: Including to do it. Trollface

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79882
 07.04.2013
Talk to a friend about the game:
xxx: still there are shortcomings, for example, I survived with a arrow in the eye
I survived in my ass.
Yyy: shit, meaning with a arrow in the ass

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79881
 07.04.2013
My uncle is a big original. I had to live with him 10 years ago for a couple of weeks, so my sister and I did not need an alarm clock in the morning. Every morning we woke up (I think, and the neighbors too) by an uncle’s rubbed army voice:
I love my job! I like my job!
5-10 minutes with a few breaks. Judging by the fact that he still works in the same place, self-induction is a great force)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79880
 07.04.2013
>> And after all, 10-15 years ago everything described was completely, absolutely impossible ))
>> Conclusion: mobile phones are evil ))

Here you are wrong. Not cell phones are evil, but the absence of brains is evil.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79879
 07.04.2013
XXX is Hi. Come to visit. I hardly can.
Hi, where is it? to you?
xxx: yes
YYY: I don’t even know...
XXX: Find out more quickly. Time runs at an incredible speed of 3,600 seconds per hour and flies away from us, leaving no chance of changing anything in the past. Instead, we have a future that is determined by our choice from an infinite array of possible realities. It flies towards us, covers us, not letting us remember. A flash, a single moment called "now", and again it is the past.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79878
 07.04.2013
I say that there is no thing that a man can do but a woman cannot do.
Eggs are roasted:
I looked into the refrigerator, scratched.
Tagged: fucking

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79877
 07.04.2013
Once in the 90s, when mobile phones just started to appear, everyone walked, holding them in their hands. First - to envy everyone, and secondly - really, not one pocket fit!
Everything goes on in a spiral!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79876
 07.04.2013
I think I have something with my eyes.
Is it chicken blindness?! to
Are you a chicken?! to
This is a crap!and :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79875
 07.04.2013
Nothing is new under the moon.
"I assure you, shock, that this is a light presentation. Never before among schoolchildren there was such a disappointment, and all this was done by cursed inventions: guns, cartridges, bombardments, and the main book printing, this new German plague. There are no more manuscripts and books. The press kills the book trade. The last times come. – It is noticeable." (Cathedral of the Mother of God in Paris, V. Hugo)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79874
 07.04.2013
No, I won’t go to the concert, I don’t have the money.
YYY: people, let’s take a man on a ticket, let’s go with us.
Zzz: and on vodka, let him drink at the concert
xxx: if you drop me for vodka, you can't take a ticket, I'll go.)
And in general, for a long time I wanted to know: if the security shows the breasts, will they miss out on the concert?
Yyyyy: Noah, if we take you and your sibs off, they may miss it 😉

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79873
 07.04.2013
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Yyy: Oh, Grass, how was it?
xxx: In the trolleybus gave for the trip 10 p. and said that the ticket is not, said I go out on the next, so she returned me 2 rubles.

The Sheriff (c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79872
 07.04.2013
In Harry's pursuit, I look at where the damper spits water from a vessel. He begins to whisper, asks not to drink anymore, then complains, asks to kill, etc., and after drinking, immediately asks for water.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79871
 07.04.2013
ABN AMRO is ready to pay depositors in exchange for gold – money at the market rate.

This reminds of the promise to return the peach and at a market price in exchange for the responsible storage, but unknown black caviar somewhere.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79870
 07.04.2013
View from the window:

The April sky covered the earth with snow.

The passengers screw snow mat.

The idyll...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №79869
 07.04.2013
XHH: What are you doing?
Looking for how to paint pink elephants
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: Daughters at School
Q: In the painting?
Tags: in literature
What do they read there???? to
Oh, you were the first to ask what they read, not what they smoke.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79868
 07.04.2013
Often you have to listen to the man’s whisper. Probably the most annoying thing is not when you are simply not given, but when you learn what is given to everyone but you.

Everyone is a liar and everyone knows it.
A heartbreaking spectacle.( by

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79867
 07.04.2013
One of the "philosophical" publications of VK:

Everything can be survived by picking up the right song.
c) Kurt Cobain

HH: It probably didn’t work out...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79866
 07.04.2013
Why are the eyes of herbivores black and the pupils of predators visible?
YYY: That the herbivores, whom everyone eats alive, look nursery, so that they are pitiful.

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