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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1136
 23.01.2008
The official letter.
All as usual. The end smiled.

With humidity, Svetlana

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1135
 23.01.2008
Mlyn... how can it be... jumped at last... decided!!! It is normal to see the irony of fate 2....without twists...the first frames: Santa Claus on the sandwiches rushes...well all the thread like - and the grandfather in the blue coat - ours!! Not a bourgeois red, and a snowflake instead of these dwarves, and three white horses instead of deer! Everything seems great...but the music is still jingle nahuy bells...how can it be, right?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1134
 23.01.2008
I quiet the dust dust at lunch.The chief of the department came in and burned us.He said "What the stucks did not call!... write explanatory.."
My colleague and I were in shock...why to write...why I drank or why I didn’t call...

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1133
 23.01.2008
In one forum I saw:

"A MP3 Kish is considered piracy, or does the piracy rule only apply to music?"

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №1132
 22.01.2008
15 minutes ago, a girl from my childhood called me... they were in the kindergarten together... then they broke up but found each other... they talked for a long time... then 5 years ago I told her that I would go for a dog walk... and I didn’t call again.
Because I had a ass.
Shortly, she is calling.
Remember that 5 years ago you never called me again.
I have a mega phrase.
"Oh fuck just got home"
Fuck, I am a fool.
I just thought... she’s so cute... and now she’s got a boyfriend... I’m so hurt that I’m so fucking... and she’s so funny that I’m so fucking...


Call her somewhere like to talk about the past etc.. and take her away from her boyfriend) do your best! like a speaker)
Let the people know that we believe in them.)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №1131
 22.01.2008
Preparation courses for Insta Prep:
- Solve the task: a brush hangs on the thread. The bullet breaks through it and flies on, losing half its speed. Find the angle of fi to which the brush has turned away.
Defeat from the first part:
Do you have problems with white and nuts?
The Prep:
of course. A whiteboat hangs on the thread.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1130
 22.01.2008
We are the children of the priest. Well, as is the case, Nigadians and bastards. The sister came to us with her boyfriend, the father took them on the shells and ate them there, the sister comes home with the boyfriend, both of them are bulls. Mother was upset, shouted that alcohol is bad, drinking is a sin and so on. The sister is in shock, tears climbing into her room. There crying, here the younger brother (15 years old) gives:
“My dear sister, I realized that the most important virtue, as our father told me, is humility. Fuck him, fuck him!

I fell...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1129
 22.01.2008
It was burned)
She is a woman of old age.

Give work to write, nobody knows anything... here catches the head of one with a spire)
He understands that Devazzo Zuko is nowhere with eyebrows, a smile to his ears.

A young man? Why do you smile to me? There have been more beautiful men in my life.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1128
 22.01.2008
xxx (19:02:59 14/01/2008)
Ku-ku

yyy (19:03:41 14/01/2008)
Theatre, what is it for you?

xxx (19:04:00 14/01/2008)
Hi, I am happy to see you too...

yyy (19:04:14 14/01/2008)
The boat again.

xxx (19:04:29 14/01/2008)
I am not a robot (

xxx (19:04:48 14/01/2008)
I am a group...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1127
 22.01.2008
<xxx> The phone is breathing, receives 10% of calls.
<yyy> No, I’ve just grown up. It has become more discreet :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1126
 22.01.2008
Customers are burning.
A map master called and asked, "If I'm going to store two different programs on a hard drive in two folders next to me, will the walls of the folders serve as a sufficient obstacle to prevent these programs from interfering?"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1125
 22.01.2008
She: So you went to music school?

I: Oh, I told you only twenty times about this dark side of my life, unconsciously forgotten. Accordion was

She: And what did you study?

I am on the accordeon! Sometimes on the ballayka, when the paddle turned...

She: What is the instrument, the accordion?

I am :?• Surprisingly surprising! Harmony or Harmony, when did you see it? This is the same, only instead of keyboard buttons like the piano, buttons black and white - alternate.

She: How are they different?

I... kill me.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1124
 22.01.2008
>xxx: if this quote hits the top of the abyss - February 1st on the red square

It is done, it is your turn!
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guys, then post a ply video on youtub some...
Add the link too =)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1123
 22.01.2008
Text of news:
General Motors Corporation together with Coskata Inc. plans to start producing biofuel ethanol from garbage. The new fuel costing no more than $1 per gallon will be produced from virtually any renewable resource, including old tyres and factory waste.

Commentary of Reader 1:
The news is very positive.

Commentary by Reader 2:
Especially the price of the drink.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1122
 22.01.2008
I work in technical support.
Spam is coming: "Little calls from customers? We can fix it!"

>_<

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1121
 22.01.2008
Who are you in the priesthood?
I am a shitman.
1: so you are always writing in the stones on the tower "the ugly shit"?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1120
 22.01.2008
It was yesterday for the first time!! I understand what men feel when they stand.)
He explains
she: yesterday so fucking she wanted_)jail, flow, could not sleep...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1119
 22.01.2008
Valentine: After tomorrow’s exam, Moscow is dead
When did you get married to your husband?

by Elena! * and))

Why did I not attend the wedding?

Elena: You are everywhere...we didn’t think it was so fast...he first left his husband...he was a girl...in general, it’s hard to explain...he didn’t let go...but she ran away and married me.

Valentine: Your mosque is also dead.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1118
 22.01.2008
We bring some kind of server stand on the object. A polkan comes out and with him a dozen babbled boys. Looking at the box mountain, he says, “That’s so, soldiers. We pick it up and drag it up to the 4th floor". What the man who oversees this work begins to be outraged: "This is not a hassle, but a very gentle and delicate equipment!!!!". Polkan: "Yes, the soldiers have to retreat. We take this gentle and thin equipment by dragging it to the 4th floor.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1117
 22.01.2008
“SkyHunter’s female logic... I, Anvers, will never understand... the dialogue mother to sister: what bigod will you sleep on, on iron or in the morning? Sister: Yes
<SkyHunter> they understand each other!!! O_O

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