osin: found on the website of the MSU Faculty of Psychology on the letter "psy":
For a long time, letters came to the Faculty, in which we wrote: "And why did you hang the emblem of Ukraine on your website?"or "I understand that Quake is a good game, but why should its symbol be hanged on the official site of the Faculty?" and, finally, "What is the Jewish candlestick on your site?"...

What is "Mac OS X"?

With a sense of importance and contempt for the simple mortals.

(C) Zhbert, LOR

Did you hear that Russia is now a member of the WTO?
YYYYYYYYYYY What other bodies have they received?

The fool knows everything, but the wise man doubts everything.

David Rosenhan, a professor of psychology and law at Stanford University, conducted an interesting experiment.
He selected eight completely normal people: three psychologists, a psychiatrist, a pediatrician, an artist, a housewife and a graduate student.

All of them turned to psychiatric clinics as people who “are concerned about their mental health.” Everyone told the truth about themselves and their condition, except for one detail – they allegedly heard voices saying “empty”, “deaf”, “stitch”. The doctors considered them mentally ill. They were all sent to clinics.

Immediately after hospitalization, the doctors told them they felt great and no more voices were heard. Everyone was on treatment for 52 days and behaved like normal people.

Results of:
According to the results of treatment, seven were diagnosed with schizophrenia, and one was diagnosed with manic-depressive psychosis.
After being discharged from the clinic, their condition was described by doctors as “improved,” “in remission,” but no doctor thought they had recovered.
None of the doctors knew they were completely healthy. They were “divided” by patients – they decided that they were faced by journalists or hospital inspectors.

After the publication of the results of the experiment, all psychiatric clinics questioned them, saying that such gross mistakes were impossible. Professor Rosenhan proposed to repeat the experiment, saying that he would send to them some more imaginary patients.

The clinics carefully diagnosed the following 193 patients, and 41 of them were diagnosed as “pseudopathic”.
In fact, the professor did not send a single person to the clinic.

The willpower is to see the inscription "My messages (1)", turn off the computer and go to bed.

In the room from childhood there was a universal barrage, but the flommasters are always, the rabbit, on the rainbow!

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I accidentally poured the juice on my daddy’s laptop keyboard. Then the keys became sticky and badly pressed. First I wiped them with a cloth but it didn’t help, then a brush but it didn’t work either. I tried to rub the wet cloth but it didn’t work either. Dad had to go home soon and I washed the laptop under the crane, and it stopped turning on at all - probably badly washed. Then I wrapped it in a blanket and put it in the washing machine and turned on the wool washer. Then press twice so that Dad doesn’t notice that there’s water in the laptop. Why did he not get involved? Now I do not know what to do. Dad came from work and went to sleep but the laptop is not on. And my dad said that he had some sources there and that I would not ruin anything. My dad works as a programmer in a large company.

There are so many contradictions in me... that I want to take it and fuck it, so that I can finally decide.

> Roscosmos supported the proposal to repeat "Fobos-Grunt".

The joke:
Whales are sitting behind a bar in the Pacific Ocean. Name of the waitress:
Do you want to repeat Phobos-Grunt?
Yes please.

I was late on the only bus in the village. I stood and waited for a car (which was very few). Land Cruiser is driving with lowered glasses. removed his hand. He reduced speed. I shout: "You will not take Saransk". Killed a fun driver's response - "I can't - drunk". and passed by.

In normal people, at three o’clock at night, under the windows are chanted chants, anthems of football teams and something from the punk repertoire of the nineties. And I have someone rehearsing opera arias. Culture and Hole.

xxx: I am sitting there. Here I have one practical on BJD, a sample of 10 accidents we process, so there I have one of the cases, I quote: "accident associated with injuries after contact with animals and insects as a result of the non-application of personal protection against increased levels of radiation." Is it how? Petrov did not wear an anti-gas and was bitten by the guard shepherd Manai, because she did not recognize him without an anti-gas?

I sit, consider the internet store of bed linen, clothes... decided to measure my non-standard blanket with a roulette (under which my husband is currently sleeping) a measure of width... wakes up :"You have already ordered a box?" :)

I eat in the bar.
Go to the table a guy 18 years old and a beautifully dressed woman over 30, both with pads
Flying reference: "Dude shit, I'm you in the mouth in the nose and so on,
I don't like you - you change me into an old lady, the fucking" turns the pad
A woman in her hands and runs away.
I sit quietly, after 5 minutes they bring another bowl and silently eat
And the phrase:"Mom, well that’s probably the best compliment!"

"The killer is a suicide extrovert". and c)

Yesterday I decided to do an experiment.
See also: MM?
I opened the first 10 ladies in aska and started writing them the same thing: hello, how did the day go?
Then he answered the one who wrote the first, and the rest foolishly copied their answer after their reply.
And how then? and :)
XHH: practically a thumb in a thumb. Except for one. The course of thought was completely different, no replication at all suited. and surrendered. He hit the others. Talked with her. I almost fell in love...
Would you be lesbian?
That was her brother.
A mouse! Did the meeting succeed? :D
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I told him. Drinking and drinking beer.

Arsen: We need a holiday, an alternative to Easter, for symmetry. So that everyone would say, “The existence of God is not proven,” and they would be answered, “I totally agree.”

Every year my grandmother and her friend compete who will be the first to congratulate them on Easter.

At fifteen in the morning, one of them calls. He reaches the trumpet and, without recalling, instead of greeting hears: “Christ has risen!” and in response hears the annoyed “Joppa!”

What words should a girl offer sex so that even the ex could not refuse?
Yyy: Simply and unobsessively you take him for a fuck.