From comments on the site:
The car was not to be sold to the French, but to Steve Jobs. Now, the whole world would ride the silver nine Zyguli with an apple on the hood.

Only the Russians when the screw hangs, but there is a window that can be moved start drawing through this window

<[GNZ]NiceMice> what a wonderful time session: you can try to meet the dawn...

xxx: Do you remember when I used to pick up the system?
YYY: Well...
XXX: I have fixed it.
YYY : KAG? =) is
xxx: And I found some wire on my mother's, which went to dynamics. He ate it, no longer picks, there probably it closed.

She: this is nonsense, yes: women endure critical days and childbirth, and men are called the strong sex.
Men are suffering from women.)

BalBez: What else can you tell me?
DASHIK: With God
BalBez: Is he a satanist to an atheist?
Tag: forgiveness

xxx: I was told by a colleague here: they are sitting in the office, here the boss comes in and begins to scream on them: "You are binge here, and I’m there fuck the sauce!!!". And there is the voice of one of the subordinates: "Well, who likes it more!".
The boss immediately stopped and went out.

Button [discuss] - instant transition from BASH.ORG.RU to UDAFF.COM

XXX is
What are National Numbers

YYY
The national?

YYY
HZ

YYY
The type...

YYY
The national number of Buryatia - 666 - there all the babies are terrible.

YYY
or the national number of America - 2. just further they do not know the numbers.

XXX is
This is the eye.

YYY
The national number of Russia is 8372493280238. We are smart and fucking.

XXX is
The Fucks

Snoopy >> fi, not an alcoholic at all... but here is my friend, with whom we drink every day, here is an alcoholic!!and ;)

Here is a quote from Basha:
She: So what? There will be no sex? and [
He: I have always been stunned by it.
She : What?
He: a man to a woman ready for everything... flowers, gifts, visits to restaurants and movies
He: and a woman can just say straight "I miss sex! Go to bed!"
Can I give you flowers? and :)
Do we go to the cinema?

In two days...

XXX: Stop me sending all the nonsense, I already owe you 5 bouquets and 5 movies because of you. And all because she sent her husband this foolish joke!! to

I was called today from one of the offices where I left the resume.

Girl: We’re from there, we need a programmer, can you come for an interview?
What programming language do you need?
In English, probably...

Jim: Well all fucking, зае8li is all...
Jim is a creature!! I will conquer the world!! to
Jim is BL! I hate living people!! to
Jim: I will declare the rights to clouds and rain, and everybody, like EVERYONE, will whistle to me... even for acid rain... even pindos...
Jim: and the countries that will fall on the grandmothers... blüt, szukoo, I will play them in opposition 3...
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!! to
Siniy: Okay... surrender... don’t break up...

13 hours before the Differential Equations exam:
chyDya
Is the point above a derivative?

Do you have a girlfriend?
Hui knows, I will ask.

I went with a friend to the pharmacy, wanted to take medical gloves (to stretch the smoke sensors in the front).
The idea came along the way!! to
Now we all know the seller’s reaction! The meaning of what was said before us came later)))
- Girl, be nice XXL condoms.
We only have condoms of standard size.(I am proud of that)
Three pairs of medical gloves.
They paid off, went out, looked at each other.
10 minutes of roasting

Elka
My grandfather has

Elka
Always buying TV programs.

Elka
and crosswords

Elka
There are jokes.

Elka
He reads them, chooses the ones he liked and paints them on the cards.

Elka
Fuck you fucking)))
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And all the rest in the maculature is prabhudda, hule.

Downloading MP3 of Timati from the internet is not theft of intellectual property

Tomorrow I’m going to the exam and I’m reading.

Diagnosis: The student remembers
Diagnosis: You are reading right today.
Diagnosis: Tomorrow you will not have a session!

and naked!!He closed and went to study.
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Plus to see how many students are reading tours instead of preparing for exams!

xxx: news on mail.ru: "Ukraine is secretly joining NATO"
Yyy: PPC, NATO probably doesn’t know about it yet