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[ + 36 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62973
 17.04.2012
I left a bowl with the image of the ex-girlfriend on it.She asked to return the bowl.Apparently, to tell her that I will not return it because I want to collect the entire collection, it turned out to be a bad idea.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №62972
 17.04.2012
Topic: "What do men feel when they cheat?"
поручикъ Ржевский: What he feels, what he feels... pleasantly, pleasantly tired he feels! Destruction in the eggs.
Are men only thinking about their eggs?? to
Kravich: Thinking of someone else’s eggs would be unethical.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62971
 17.04.2012
I came for a gasoline. My wife and child are sitting in the back seat. I put a gun in, I wait, I think about something. At this time, the wife came out of the car on the other side to take the child to the toilet. I, not noticing this, filled up the car, sat down and left as if nothing had happened. I go, so here my wife calls on my cell phone. I call and say out loud: "Stop fooling, don’t distract". She calls me again, I look in the rear-view mirror and here she reaches me.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62970
 17.04.2012
Name of Nafiga

Origin of the name Nafiga: Arabic name

Meaning of the name Nafiga: Benefits

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62969
 17.04.2012
From the forum on domestic pets:
Cats celebrate Easter. They ate a third of the bullshit, rolled eggs around the apartment... Those who broke down successfully were overbite.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62968
 17.04.2012
Nyatina: In Novosibirsk, in the park "Berezova Rošta" will appear the attraction "Zodiac", which came to us from Italy. The attraction will appear at the site of the attraction "Pharaoh", which has expired, and it was dismantled and taken to Tajikistan.
StaNN: rotating attractions in nature.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62967
 17.04.2012
In a parallel universe, people don’t rob banks, banks themselves rob people. No, it’s in this too.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62966
 17.04.2012
I'm ready to take a girl right in place if she has a spring =D
or if it is red

WOW: the wicked

XHH: or if she carries

What about red and spring?
And the card?

If only she is a girl.
The fact is =(

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62965
 17.04.2012
Sberbank - we have been creating queues since 1841, as well as electronic queues since 2010.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62964
 17.04.2012
When you walk on the road, look under your feet. Don’t get into nano.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62963
 17.04.2012
xxx: We enter a new apartment, mostly everything is equipped, but there are no curtains (and therefore curtains) yet. Instead, we use a pad that we safely clog when closing the windows and the balcony.
We are in love, the process is at the height, then we both turn our heads to the window - the bench does not hang. And at home, I will tell you, they are located close, against each other...
My jumps out of the bed and absolutely on the machine issues : "To see the continuation send a text to the number 555...".
YYYY: You already have it on YouTube???

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62962
 17.04.2012
p_sherstnev
The Russian Post website was subjected to a DDoS attack – they were sent two letters at the same time!

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62961
 17.04.2012
Year edak 88-89 slaks, pyramids, all things I am still a student. And somewhere the parents got a piece of pork skin and found a master who grabbed me a steep coat, under the belt with cords on the shoulders, well, it was incredibly cool. Everyone in the school just got off!!! to
One problem, this design masterpiece weighed 15 kilograms and looked like an exoskeleton, i.e. In order to bend a hand, or there, to turn / bend, it was necessary to make a small effort. And when I took it off, I just put it on the floor, and the jacket was still standing the necessary number of hours (day) in the starting position with melted sleeves. But it was all a shit, because I was cool and I had a "skin".
Q: I was so excited, hoping to ask where he went.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62960
 17.04.2012
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Housing is awful. Disorderly sexual relationships, constant and constant drunkenness.

Nn Uu
Disorderly connections.. khm.. well, no one is forcing anyone))) The communication here is not important)

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Do not create illusions.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62959
 17.04.2012
With DROM'a:

<xxx> and no one has encountered abandoned cars? Volga has been standing for a month, possibly occupying 2 parking spaces.
Called the OVD said type - "wheels in place? The entire window? There is a master who is watching her. We are not doing that"
Not even asked, suddenly in theft...
It turns out, as long as the windows are whole, the wheels are in place - they do not do this.
<yyy> so you also direct text hint about windows and wheels gave )))
<yyy> you call and say=) "Yes, I removed all the wheels - I broke the windows.. come in=))))"

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62958
 17.04.2012
Friday the 13th is on its own. But when she combines with the birthday of the witch...

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62957
 17.04.2012
MapleLeaf> We have the hottest accounting, alimony workers call "The loan went on")))

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62956
 17.04.2012
Siddhartha is now talking with the voice set in the Google Translator on the phone.
I say to him: "What the fuck are you say?", what he gave me: "fuck you".
There is a suspicion that he is alive.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62955
 17.04.2012
Am I like the devil?
No, you have horns for another reason.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №62954
 17.04.2012
no_emotion is good!
no_emotion: I’ll allow myself to comment on the new photo. You are overwhelming!
202 Accepted: O, thank you
No_emotion: has a man been found? Well I’m just curious :) You’re glowing out of happiness in the photo, I thought.
202 Accepted: It was last year
Accepted: I celebrated my divorce

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