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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79745
 04.04.2013
xxxx: And those who served in the army are given any social nonsense?
Yyy: you can hit everyone’s face once a year and swim in the fountain.
zzz: like muscles are left to use after service!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79744
 04.04.2013
xxx: Tell me, please, the calendar of women's menstrual oriented to men:
to be able to track the cycles of several women, by attaching to a specific group in the contact list. And if there are functions "who can today?", warnings about PMS and ovulation - generally super will be.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №79743
 04.04.2013
XXX is a cat.
Tagged: cat
XXX is a cat.
Tagged: cat
zzz: This is the highest concentration of cats I’ve ever seen in dialogues.
and cats!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79742
 04.04.2013
The town was called the Great Place. ?
I personally knew a man from Chuvakov. They have two villages, Big Chuwaki and Little Chuwaki.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79741
 04.04.2013
Top pearls of my boss:

I saw this service and started toiling my hands.
And then it will start to pull the knots...
There will be a lot of extra costs...
Do you ask me a question or do you want to hear the answer?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79740
 04.04.2013
Q: How is your new one?
WOW: No of course. He is strange.
HH: You are very puzzling.
B to T. He writes VKontakte his status, and he himself evaluates it.
He is a fool (((

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79739
 04.04.2013
You’ll never guess what I bought!
I am (a modest woman of 23 years old): Kinder?? to
The Samba!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79738
 04.04.2013
A review of the game mouse:
XXX:I gave my son for his birthday, he likes it very much, he is happy every day.I quote his words-"I take every cw with this mouse, some of the hecks are flying".If honestly I didn’t understand one word =)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79737
 04.04.2013
The Crusader told me. When he was young, he walked through the forest with a small dog. And here out of the forest comes a healthy cockroach with an outlet. The dog is the first thing to attack the crab, so to speak, to whip and serve before the owner. The cowboy stopped, turned and attacked the dog. The dog realizes that the forces are not equal and begins to scratch from the cock. Where to get rid of the cockroach in the forest? Well, of course, to the feet of the master... Never in my life has my saint climbed trees so fast...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79736
 04.04.2013
You are as short as the scriptwriters of the STS series.
Wow, this is offensive...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79735
 04.04.2013
Recently I called my mom and a voice cried in the bell said: "Mom, I hit a man, he is lying in the hospital, I urgently need money!" I stood next to me at that time. It took her two seconds to find out what to say. She saw that the caller’s number was hidden and asked, “Did there be any witnesses?” The divider on the other side of the pipe clearly did not expect such a question, and answered that no, there was no.
As a real son, go to the hospital and catch him!
I am proud of my mother.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №79734
 04.04.2013
Tell me, uncle, that’s not easy.
Chechnya burned by fire.
French is given?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79733
 04.04.2013
I sit yesterday in Excel cells linking formulas that would count the "total" from different indicators. The younger brother comes. He watches for a moment, and then, with the sight of a knowing man, he says, "Che, in the excellence you cuddle!and "
Yyy You discouraged him, told about object-oriented programming languages, pascal, turbo-pascal to si?
You know my younger brother: the head above me, the boxing KMS. I thought, yeah his. Let him think I’m not a cool programmer ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79732
 04.04.2013
XXX: What does it mean that the sims have magnetized??? ...be...who has a brain liquidated...the Japanese generation of pepsi...

YYY: I’m a generation of cup-sweeteners in machines near the ocean, but thank you for spending the years.)

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79731
 04.04.2013
I can’t understand why often girls think they’re queens, that the Earth revolves around them, that everything in the world is done for them? Why do they think it’s normal to take a bath for forty minutes in the block at ten o’clock in the morning or one and a half hours to gather together and that everyone is waiting for you? Or crying and psychotic to demonstratively reassure you? Or do you not pay attention to the fact that everyone in the house is sleeping, except you, and grimps/song/grizzly with the dishes? Girls, you are ordinary people, the most ordinary, get enough to wear ephemeral crowns!
p.s I am a girl, I am 20 years old, I live in a community, I got it!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79730
 04.04.2013
I haven’t seen you since the day you were born.

I: Who is to blame for this?and :)

D: I don’t know... and I haven’t been fucking for a week. I have no idea whether I have a girlfriend or not.

D: You know, come to me today!? to

I:Your "come" sounds very scary given the context :))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79729
 04.04.2013
The film was the full-length debut of Federico Alvarez. For the director, the project became the realization of a childhood dream, he was granted unlimited freedom and allowed to film his film as he deemed necessary.

According to the supervisor for physical special effects, about 25,000 liters of butaphore blood and about 300 liters of vomiting fluid were used in the filming.

A man had a fun childhood.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79728
 04.04.2013
Discussions on the Martian Program on the Habr.
Why not send robots to Mars instead of humans?
Robots are exploring very slowly. A few meters a day. How much did Curiosity make in six months?
zzz: For exploring Mars – more than you :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79727
 04.04.2013
When a boy is born in a family, the state does not help to raise him and learn. But when his parents grow up and teach him by his own strength, he must for some reason immediately pay the debt to the state. I wonder when did he get into debt?

Do not forget that from birth a child is a sin, because conception itself is a sin.
So not only should, but also be cursed in advance :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79726
 04.04.2013
XXX is:
Do mobile phones take away passers?

YYY :
He is not a good man.)

XXX is:
Q. Do you want to call me?
No, I do not want.
What about it?"

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