She is:
Wait
I have a pizza here.
He is:
Not to argue! )

<Nastia> In childhood children were beaten for something, and me because such a funny sound gets!

Now in the pool I saw what the legends were telling about... It was a grandmother. It was not just huge. She was just immense – her waist range was two meters, or even two and a half!!! I even thought that if you take measurements with it on a suit, then for measurements you will have to use not even a centimeter but a construction roulette, as if you were measuring the perimeter of the building. She was so huge that I swear that if a little bit of a grandmother passes by, she will be captured by her gravitational field!!! What happened...
It came... It was another huge grandmother. When each of the following dive into the pool, all the floaters felt the force of the displacement.
First they were swimming separately, and then it happened... At some point I saw them swim blinking together—one tried to grasp their hands and the other dribbled their rear limbs. And I understood what happened... When two heavenly bodies of sufficient size meet at a certain angle and at a certain distance and speed, they capture each other with their gravitational field and form a dual system, which happened. The rest of the time they were swimming and walking only together.
And then came the third...I thank the gods and eternal magic for not going to swim with them. I even suggested that if all three are in close proximity, the force of attraction will overcome the internal pressure and they will merge to form a black hole.
I’ve gotten a bit short there.)

The movie "2-Headed Shark Attack" on the poster, a two-headed (Suddenly) shark scattered the fists on two girls.
XXX: but it’s interesting, if these dwarfs on the poster run simultaneously in different directions, will the shark break?

when admin worries - he doesn't find his place on the hard disk.

We did not expect that the file would be in the archive.

by Darklexx:

Advertising in the women’s toilet:
-Dear ladies, thank you, for wiping your hands with toilet paper, now you can wipe the handwriting.

XTR1MAL (20:24:00 6/12/2012)
The use of native words contributes to the production in the body of hormones of happiness - endorphins, which act on the body as a pain reliever.
XTR1MAL (20:24:04 6/12/2012)
Fuck to Fuck

ULLE: I found out here that December 22 is Energy Day. 21st is the end of the world, 22nd is the beginning.

CoolPapa: Judging by the colleagues who are going to celebrate corporate on December 21, the end of the world will come... but on Saturday morning, the apocalypse turns into a zombie))

They have long forgotten their roots.

The Russian reality is full of contrasts.
Here, my colleagues and I go for lunch at the fence at some super secret institute. Every time we pass through the guard, we negligently throw: "We are in the dining room."
They leave us without words.
And people who don’t know the password and fill out a bunch of documents to get inside, powerlessly scratch their teeth after us.

I sit with my wife all day at home, bored... My wife reads, I am at the computer. Kaspersky suspended the system, the internet brakes, in a spark of righteous anger I shouted:
The Fucks!! to
Wife is offended:
I am not a fool.
I am not you.
You never think of me!

I once dreamed that I was in a jacuzzi with two Asian women, and they suck me in turn.
I dreamed I was a cat.
yyy: Ohuenno

HHH: I am not accustomed to my work!! to
Tagged with: "surprise"
ZZZ: And I like my job and I enjoy working every day sometimes without weekends.
OOOOO: I have stumbled.

by @dayri
Why do mannequins in shops make standing nipples? Why don’t standing members make male models?

Will you give me a flower? and :-)
No, not a rose. From a glass bottle. and :(
YYY: I see you, the fans did not dance you

Oh time, oh shit, the morals!! to
Daddy, I am fucking with you!! to
When I gave up my own, knowing that she had changed, I encountered an unstoppable misunderstanding on her part, an unbiased outrage, and the phrase that caused me to say, “To break up because of betrayal? You are old!"
What hero, since when has it been fashionable to give everyone to the right and the left?? to

How you have borrowed the "unattainable" advertising of your tanks!
Stupid advertisers, you are not just a advertising portal! Fail to!

Yuki: So what?
IHH: tell me something
Theme: A Tale
Yuikun: There was a slug...
Is it big?
Yuikun: Found
Tagged: continue
Yuikun: lived and did not know the sorrow
Yuikun: but not because it is a dumb brainless cattle to which human experiences are inaccessible.
Was it a bitch with a higher education?
Yuikun: and because it was a happy puppy
Yuikun: Without education, it’s like a puppy
Here is (
Yuikun: He ran on the grass
Oh well ok. Happiness without a higher education
Yuikun: Dada, the name is such
Yuikun: Because as my experience shows, the more stupid, the happier
Yuikun: and more worryless... and more joyful...
Just like the sushi.
Yuikun: the grass of the sun
Yuikun: all kinds of crops mature
Yuikun: He eats them
and guessing
Yuki: Yes
Where is the drama?
Do you have passions?
Yuikun: Eaten it
IHH: Who is it?
Yuikun: Running this stupid uneducated idiot
Yuikun: and he was eaten
Yuikun: and he didn’t even know who
yuikun: because the dumb uneducated cattle