Doctor of Physical and Mathematical Sciences, academic of the Russian Academy of Sciences Vladimir Arnold wrote:
American colleagues explained to me that the low level of general culture and schooling in their country is a conscious achievement for economic purposes. The fact is that, after reading books, an educated person becomes a worst buyer: he buys less washing machines and cars, begins to prefer Mozart or Van Gogh, Shakespeare or theorems. This affects the economy of the consumer society and, above all, the income of the owners of life – they are trying to prevent culture and education (which, in addition, prevent them from manipulating the population as an intellectual herd).

Brother: And Max always has chocolate in his refrigerator. He breaks down and eats".
After a while: "And not just eating".
I am "God. What else does he do with her?"
Brother: "He feeds me!"

Quote from the news channel:

The militants who settled in the building of the House of Prints in the center of Grozny were destroyed.

Followed by:

Kadrirov said that a new press house will be built in the city.

and 😉

Diamond: today (4 December) met the King of Procrastination!
diamant: stood in the morning at the stop, a man passed by and threw a tree

I pulled out the picabus to dilute a little bit of positive.)
and
I went here somehow to Yekaterinburg, was caught in a bunch of aunt, returned from the north from the son. Talked, she works in the mine somewhere, where precious stones are mined. The Dutch chartered the mine, and they are digging slowly. And she herself stands on the tape, breaking the breed with a stick.
Oh, I say, you’re dealing with diamonds!
- Yes, these are rarely - he says - more opals go and chrysolites. Although once a month smaragd must be seen as scheduled... It is...
And why, I ask, exactly once a month, what is that schedule?
Our guys joke so much. They will find a large crystal of mountain quartz, greenery, parasites, paint and throw to us on the tape. Here is the beauty from above, the rays of green in all directions, so shining that Swarovski will envy. And after all, we understand with our heads that these bastards have thrown up again, so no, we still throw the work and bring the crowd to it. And these fools and joys rush like horses all day after day. Once a month I see smaragd.

XXX: The prostitutes were travelling. It would seem, all of its own, import-replaced - no.
YYY: It is lying. Now the ordinary prostitute will become an elite prostitute - growth is not only in the price of cash.
ZZZ: Oh, the dreamers have something to learn.
QQQ: 1Hour of work has long been equal to the hour of work of a prostitute.

I have a higher education, experience as an editor; I do not complain about literacy, respectively, but it is the folders and files on my computer I like to call with monstrous grammar errors - up to a complete distortion of the word. I do not know why :) I would see others - sprinkling the monitor with saliva of righteous anger, and myself - this is the case.
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At the same time, the Padonkaff yazig was more widely used by nominal editors and rectors, because it is a rest of the soul and a celebration of some kind!

How to Block Githuba:

- It turns out that in the case of an "information war" against Russia, it is enough on important professional resources to post information about suicide and Russia itself will defeat itself, paralyzing the work of the IT sector.

XX: By the way, positive in the masses. I saw broken windows at the entrance, sent photos to the portal, there is one in Moscow, there was not accepted, type, does not meet the requirements, was redirected to the municipality. Today, all the windows have been repaired. One day.
yyy: Maybe ruble to photograph and send then? ))))

She wants to eat and sex and sleep.
You have become a real man.

xxx: Our programmer has oversolved the hash. Probably in love.

My cat complained about you.
YYY: Do you know the cat?
XXX: No
YYY: And how did she tell you?
XX: The Morse alphabet. It’s like Morse, only dots and lines in the mouthpieces.

I ask my wife pointing to the bowl in the refrigerator.
-Suslik Vasya - responds faithfully without breaking off from work.
and?! to
A bite of quinoa, repeats his wife.

Good work is a guarantee of wealth and confidence in tomorrow!
YYY: Yes, be sure that tomorrow’s bottom you will meet at work :)

xxx> (link to the video: special "anti-traction" mucus, machines on it hopelessly bounce, people - slide and fall. Harmless, sprayed from cars or from firearms).
xxx> In general - such a non-lethal weapon for dispersing demonstrations and the like.
yyy> Authorship to you! We need to deliver these things to the Chinese in Hong Kong. Do not ignore politics a hundred times - I want to see hundreds of Asian women rolling in sliding fat on all the world channels!

here here :

Seberya: So you say, say, if time travel were real, where are the aliens from the future? And what about those mysterious people who in the 90s (20 years before the appearance of touch screens on the mass market!) Invented the cut gloves? They knew!

Dear young friend, in my childhood, in the 70s, such gloves, with their fingers cut straight, were worn by vegetable store sellers, killing several rabbits at once - and hands, as appropriate, in gloves, and warmer, and money is more convenient to count with bare fingers, and a manicure with rings is visible to everyone.
And in general, as far as I know, gloves without fingers appeared in the 19th century, they were worn by women, as a rule, they were circular, and they were called tolls.

Sometimes I hit a mouse cable hanging on the table with my leg. So imagine the horror, you are sitting alone in the office, lazily clicking and suddenly WHO with force pulls the mouse out of your hands!

XXX is
I liked the 90s and would love to go back there. Maybe it will happen, as we know.

YYY
Excuse me, you were on which side of the solder?

Prepod reads a lecture on cisco:
- The team is easy to remember - remember Harry Potter, shake a stick, and voila: Login Synchronous!

xxx: he slipped on the linoleum today, fell down and said "Oh, you’re fucking fucking!"
XXX: I want to marry him.