sn00ch1

Yesterday I watched a picture in the store of communications and discs:
A man stands, looks at the discs (looking for a long time, because he drank decently), then gives the seller:
- You can buy the disc, the son asked.
What a disc?
- Oh, I will remember (I will take my head) - he gives - "Stand and roll"!
The Seller: What?
- Well the disc is called "Stand and roll"... oh! ... no, somehow... "Let’s lie and blues"... yes, in my opinion, so... - Burovit about himself: - Lie and blues... no.. run and rock.. oh... no, fuck how he... rrrr! I will call my son!
He gets the pipe, ticking his index finger on the buttons (like by the sensor and not bringing the phone to the ear, turns on a loud communication and waits - go swings... the son takes the pipe, and then follows a dialogue, after which the whole store just lay (and I included)!
What is the name of this dish, fucking?? to
by CD-RW
Sidi and Rwi!! to

Vad: We thought here and believe that the runners should take responsibility for the show "Rambo IV" on the territory of the xUSSR - to release a film with the quality of a ripped video cassette, with a contrasting color, with a floating place of sound and most importantly - a one-headed disgusting translation of Volodarsky!

Tolstoy
I hear the end is near.

nick
The light?

Tolstoy
Masha

XXX is
My mom came and gave me a portion of a mandarine.
Well, I pull him into my mouth, and then I look at the hair on it, I began to shoot, I look not alone, I looked up and he was all dirty like from the floor.
YYYY
You have a good mom!
XXX is
I ask her if you’ve robbed her, she’s – ha ha.
I - and what did not wash, she - I thought you't notice
I’m just under the table, I have the most caring parents.
YYYY
I did not risk myself. and ?

THEFENIXX :
A matan to learn well under black, better symphony.
And in general, the Matan contains elements of primary evil, which are often sung in black, here is the resonance of music and material, and hence the easier perception.

He: Will you go for me?
She: Hm...
It is: Early
See also: Penguin

As usual, you don’t even call me.
2: There was no time, yesterday the man came to visit
1 – Yesterday
2 - Yesterday by Alla
1: and the outcome?
The posture was different :P

Announcement of sale of the car:
The car is partially disassembled, on the go! all the parts are, in principle it is almost assembled!!!!!!!! to

Today in the metro.
I sit on the bench and the train arrives. A guy with a keyboard and a monitor (without a box) comes out and goes to the transition. 2 guys (seated next to them): emm... wondering where did he hide the sysblock??...
The guy who heard them: BLUE!!! He runs into the closing doors of the train.

I came to the country, I think I will go to the sartre on the street, I am sitting there, and I decided to explore a new navigation software, meaning I will include it as a satellite connection installed! The neighbors laughed. but I have done my business well and I turn off the navigator and at this time I go out and he is so again as if the communication with satellites is lost))) Neighbors almost did not break the gut

<Guest5149> Local
<Guest5149> can you advise me on acoustic systems please?
<shiva1> Two columns are better than one. The next!

From the city chat:
An erection receives a warning: incorrect nick.
...
Erektion says goodbye to us and goes away!

Strangely, the humor of Basha is cynical, with matyugs... And in the first place in the rating is still a quote about love.

These foolish Americans did not fly to the moon, a stranger was flying on it, I watched the cartoon.

L&M
Do you remember two twin sisters in a parallel class? The girl is a lace and her sister who was always dressed like a prostitute??? Here is this prostitute studying at the Faculty of Physics and Technology, Department - Destruction of Mountains by EXPLOSION!!!!! to

Zoya
How could a cabinet be called like that?“Well, it’s just the destruction of the mountain ranges, no, it’s the explosion... It’s how each department can be called: accounting calculation by a computer, solving legal affairs by the brain, secretary assistance to the boss by a junk.

Tag: unlucky day
WOW: WOW
HHH: It hasn’t been fine since morning. At first, he did not count the shameless, then found in a coat, which for six months did not wear 2 thousand rubles.
WOW : ))
HH: That’s not all! The fucking 2 months has been spent.and ((
It’s nice with anyone who doesn’t have it :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The best girl of the group called, asked to help with the eczema, take a pinch, or do a lot there! Tell me I will die, right?

Federal: We employed an architect. It is very religious in which temple I have lived. So here, the designer runs to us in the room and says through laughter: - Boys, I can’t... he’s screening the monitor..." And you’re talking the drum, dancing... :-D

Winter, cold... went to school for a parental meeting, the child's teacher says that in all junior classes, swimming is mandatory in physical education, respectively, hoping to shoot every child a swimming hat. After the meeting, I go home, well, on the way I go to the children's store, which is next door... I ask for a rubber hat for swimming.. the girl looks at me first with a mixed sense of irritation and misunderstanding.. then the face lights up and she, with the look of a man who has grasped the truth, says to me-"A, I understood.. it's a kind of flashmob, right? You are probably the fiftyth person who asked for a swimming pool hat in the last hour!

Who thinks that this quotation is not worthy of staying "+", let the administrators know that their plank has fallen, since such a barbaric nonsense is being censored... or is it the order of Bilan?


[23:14:47] <MathFucker> Zuko, I go out today from the floor of my faculty, and I see a picture, a small group of students, a march of economists, a couple of guys dressed in the style of the beast and pieces 4-5 blonde singing a song by the ballan choir.
[23:14:47] <MathFucker> such a scream on the floor: shoot them

Are you drinking so much champagne?

Fuck, I taste it.

Do you have a taste of xxx? We have six bottles.