In the Kiev trolleybus, the pocket "cleaned" the prosecutor of the Prosecutor General of Ukraine.

The comments:
The Prosecutor General’s Office in a trolleybus?! Breaking the pattern.
I just forgot to clarify: in a personal trolley bus.
Okay, then it’s all normal.

Basically educational:

In Vietnam, once you’ve started talking about it, there’s growing a lot of magical fruits, such as lici, mango, pitaheia, star-shaped apple and many others, which in Russia often don’t even exist in any taste alphabet and online stores. In Vietnam, the world's best Coffee (just so, from the big letter), many Colombian, Brazilian and other "coffee" companies buy coffee in Vietnam and sell it as their "elite" varieties. There is also made a unique coffee, in fact is a product digested by small animals, which is considered the most prestigious, useful and expensive. In Vienna, a huge amount of pearl is grown, which can be purchased at farms at very affordable prices. The largest and most luxurious pearls they send for export. The famous Vietnamese fish sauce from the island of Fu Kuok in Russia, too, you will not find it, at the same time, it by flavor quality by one or two bypasses the chewed soybeans and other popular non-tomatoes. Clothes in Vietnam made of the most luxurious fabrics according to your standards are sewn for a day and for a penny. There silk is made, exotic seafarers are caught, industry is well developed.
So go ironize somewhere else, please :)
Not a travel agent, not a Vietnamese, not a marketer. Just a compassionate.

"Strong and independent" in this case is a sarcastic epithet, for example. "power" and "independence" are expressed in the establishment of a dozen mocked surrogates of the man, on which you can move love-care and comfort yourself with illusions of self-careful, self-delicate, self-needed and self-loved.

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Even if it is (in my whole life I have not met any real woman with 10 cats and without a man, but let’s say) – you what?
Is it intolerably bombarded by the fact that one in three billion women on the planet fails to fulfill their primary duties of serving men? Are you afraid that you won’t get women? Or what? Where is so much emotion, anger, contempt, sarcasm, the desire to express your thoughts on the Internet - to some abstract unfamiliar women?

One of them stole your cat to "please yourself with illusions"? Or does your penis get 1 cm shorter every time someone gets another cat?

An adult, unfamiliar to you person has made a conscious decision - to live with cats, and with men only to meet for a fuck (and maybe sometimes something else) or even not to meet at all - what's up to you? Will the sky fall to earth? Or are you concerned about her personal happiness? So don’t worry, she’s happier than those who live with “mirror disease, pimples and gigabytes of porn!” And sex with her happens more often, but this is far from the most important moment in it all.

Fuck you! fuck you! When I go on my business, and I begin to be pressed, and worse, to walk out, even on the snow at -40!
S uv, Barsik, 7 years

I add :

Muddaku from history 16713
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That is, this story of not parking your car where you can hinder others has taught you nothing? Well nothing.
Hopefully next time it will not be a mom with a wheelchair, but a professional runner or boxer. At least, he will escape, and at most, your broken cheek will prevent you from holding him back.
I am...
Well, why, there is a chance that this miracle will meet me. The driver of the evacuator, a sambist, with a rich experience of street fighting (grown up in a working area, where the number of rapists with aggressive alcoholics is still on the rise). Against a woman with a small child, he is brave.

Some children were born in the 80s and stood in queues for kefir longer than your life.

In vain be silent. You don’t look like a smart person.

I am in a hurry to share my experience.
If you have an old cartridge from a laser printer, and you are wondering how it is arranged, Forget! Forget about this cartridge and use Google! and honestly. Believe me, it will be better!
But if there is a rebel inside you, and after reading the previous paragraph, you definitely decided to find out what is inside, then you need it! I have warned! For you, as well as those like me, who needed spare parts from the cartridge, the following advice is devoted. So then:
You won’t find anything interesting inside. The principle of operation of the cartridge is quite simple. But even in an empty cartridge there is a lot of worked toner, which flies very well throughout the room and settles on everything you can, so...
Do not open the cartridge in the room. It is also not necessary to do this in the kitchen, in the hallway and in the apartment in general! It is best to open it in some abandoned house, which then is not a pity to burn, because it will be almost impossible to wash it!
3) In an extreme case, at home, you can carefully open the cartridge in the bathroom. If you decide to do this, then pre-close the walls and everything possible with a polyethylene film. It is much easier to throw away a dirty film than to wash everything around.
4) It is worth to dress in advance in clothes, which is not unfortunate to throw away, because there is a high likelihood that the toner will not wash off.
5) It is important! Do not try to dust-sugging the awakened toner! A vacuum cleaner with a HEPA filter. In the best case, you will have to change the filter. At worst, you will see the evil Negro in the mirror in a black room, where everything is covered with a thin, but almost unwashable layer of toner!

The realities of the Russian economy: the director of the enterprise was presented a chicken that carries golden eggs. A month later, the chicken was lost.

That is why, periodically appearing here archery and stories interesting to tell, do not collide with each other?
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For an unexplained reason, it is still unclear why ARMED people are so polite. and :)

Marshall: I work in a library. Now came a man without a license, long stumbled on the topic that if there is no license, then now the book can not be read, except in the reading room? How to live without literature?The leader almost gave up: “What book do you want?” and “50 shades of grey.”
Marshall: The whole library.

The British government approved the creation of the first cosmodrome in Europe.

A sarcastic play?

This is:
xxx: at work proposed to invent the emblem of the integration department
He offered his ass with his arms growing out of it.
I lost the prize :(
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It was necessary to offer an eight-legged, there and the head grows from the right place.)

The process of converting bucks into rubles in my brain now looks like this: first the dollars are multiplied by 30, and then the resulting number by another 2.
At the same time, the whole horror of change of course is felt.

I’m ready to make any decision, just say it’s final =)
What the employer wants.
He doesn’t want to go over three times.
In the process. The pirate disappeared again.
I think that when concluding contracts we need to add a point - the bracelet hangs on the customer, who will hide it when we need it, but is missing.

My wife is a doctor. very good! But...after she showed me worms in the silk and some parasites in the calmar, I can’t eat them...and before I loved them so much...And most importantly – with what joy, interest and enthusiasm she showed me them there...why? I can’t appreciate this scientific discovery.

We work in the support of the provider, the subscriber addressed the problem: when the PC is turned off, the Internet on TV (smart) ceases to work.
I is. The Engineer
A. - Subscriber

How do you turn off the computer?

The completion of the work is...

I. and all that?

Then the pilot is turned off.

Is the router connected?

A. Yes...

If you hear in the news that they hit the mommy with a wheelchair, then this translates to normal - the chicken went to the red light.
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Or this news may have a different interpretation - "the son of rich parents or a deputy who considers himself impunity, rushed to the red light and struck the mother with the child." For some reason, natural selection does not work.

Will training is when a naked beauty is lying on your bed and you do nothing.
This is not will, it is impotence.

Well, and single girls don’t work and have no hobbies and can’t be, right? Just an interesting woman with a rich inner world, actively engaged in science, sport, creativity, it is very difficult to decide to have children! And if they do not exist – science, sport, creativity will remain! Women are lonely if they want to be alone. And if you love animals, browsing, cooking, landing - there is always someone to talk about. Some old lady’s complex was invented.