She is going to give birth now.
yyy: Judging by the applied effort
XXX: Anti-tank HD

We talk to my sister on the phone, she has a three-year-old kid in the background, engaged in her important affairs there (well, for example, she presses toothpaste into a scarf, paints the cat with markers or paints plasticine on the closet - a common thing, she will know the world, in general)

The conversation was interrupted by a scream:
and Kirill!! No need to write to the cat!! Jenny, why are you stupid? Go away!! So all, May, so far...."short snails"

Seelenlos
What are the curved legs?

hnknta
What other feet.

Seelenlos
The Curves)

Seelenlos
The front. 2 Th.

hnknta
Leave the animal in peace.

Seelenlos
I am not an animal :(

Sasuke (6 years old) gave a set to make figurative ice sheets. I made a rabbit. I: Something in your rabbit looks sad. Sasha, thinking - he probably broke up because of the stick in the pope, I'd better get him right away.

The most difficult thing today is people of noble blood: there are no donors at all.

1st of April. One elderly lady falls into something and for no reason decides to play out the office audience, including the director. Quietly approaches everyone and whispers that they called from the accounting office and said to get some fantastic amount. Don’t tell anyone so they aren’t jealous. Who’t believe Marion? Everyone, including the director, started stealing to the box and asking to give them their million. Quiet so that no one notices. You can imagine how the box reacted. The most ridiculous thing was then, when everyone who was outraged and angry with Mar Petrovna sent a girl singer to the box office, without a year of a week at the firm and as a courier. And she came back happy - they really give money and showed a thick pack of rubles. It all repeated for the second time. The indignant group began to demand their million. to each. The treasurer probably for this reason fired the next day, who was hunted to work with a crowd of crazy people. The truth and the singing girl. She immediately realized that all the joke, cut the papers, put a pair of notes on top and played all the others. Unlike Maryam, this joke was not forgiven.

In the questionnaire from the site "How to fall in love with a girl?" “Forget”, “Find another” and so on. There was a brilliant answer – “put her voice on the alarm.”

New children in school:

Open the textbook on page 32.

I forgot to charge my iPad!

I work in the hospital.
The gossip over colleagues about 'you all back white' was fairy.

The women’s website.
And I completely foolishly the waters went away, leaned to collect garbage in a sling, and then behind my husband's favorite cat came to my feet... he's a furry one with us. Well, here, as they say, BLOOP and everything on the cat... He is scared as a scream, I am also of confusion... In general, when the husband flew into the kitchen his first phrase was: "What did you do with the cat??!“!”

Russian Post: My new record is Britain. It started on August 5, 2012 and finally came last week. I don’t even know if they might have waited for La Manche to freeze, or something else.

Comments to the video, where the guy is testing the Nokia 3310 hammer, the hammer remains scratched:
I don’t know if he’s checking the hammer or the phone?

aaa:Stimpank (in the time of the Victorian England) is an excellent genre in games of more than one kind.
What kind of England is this?
zzz: bbb, it is obvious that this was England in 1845, when Hamilton introduced the concept of a vector. This happened in the Victorian era.

From the local website of vacancies: "2 April, 11:09
Invited Chinese translation work in China, more than 4000 yuan monthly salary, in bedroom, woman, unmarried, 28 years old, height 165. It looks good.
Telephone number: xxx"

90% of girls get into WOT through the bed.
c) NSI

The Perfectionist (15:27:49 2/04/2013)
The cat hates me.

SIAMKA (15:27:57 2/04/2013)
Why is?

The Perfectionist (15:28:17 2/04/2013)
He stole 50 rubles and broke them, and also sprinkled my chicken leg, chewed it and left it under the table.

A: At Freelancer: It is necessary to eliminate the negative information about a person in the internet. The proposals.
B: What is Dimon?

From Skype:
[11:27:56] xxx: In Krasnodar arrested a gastarbayter who raped a 64-year-old bancher in the sauna :D
[11:28:16] WOW: it was
[11:28:46] WOW: the grandmother was fortunate))))

I am 29. When I bark, they don’t want to sell beer.
Olya

The sister cried out, instead of "so much beauty on a coward?" (in the sense of a fabric), asked "so much beauty on a coward?"