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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №936
 15.01.2008
From the ad on auto.ru: "The car is in perfect condition. A girl was riding. Not beaten and not painted."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №935
 15.01.2008
Pianist
Well, sorry))) I am not afraid of you))) Through the network you will not do anything to me, and in reality you will rape. So I also "Thank you" will say)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №934
 15.01.2008
She
Tell me, if you had to buy warm white socks, where would you go?

He is
Foolish at once.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №933
 15.01.2008
XXX: Do not smash two girls
YYY: I do not know them.
XXX: So what is it?! to
YYY: I didn’t even see it.
What if they have big breasts?
Tagged: bleak
YYY: Do not push on me

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №932
 15.01.2008
Gracevandir
When Mom washes the plate, the cat sits on the window and looks. I stood up and drank water between them. So this pork pushes me away with his leg, say, don't bother to look, go, you closed my review, shit!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №931
 15.01.2008
XXX: Deeds heroic... before the ancestors burned.
YYY: How is it?
Late in the evening, I sit in my room and drink gin tonic. Our ancestors are watching a telecast.
After the third bank fell asleep.
XXX: Then the chat swallowed me.
I woke up and thought I was in a cafe.
I look at the clock, there is half a.m. I think I sat down, it’s time to go home.
YYYY : :-)
In short, I kicked my fist on the table and stumbled over the whole apartment.
xxx: "The servant! See also"
XXX is fucking.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №930
 15.01.2008
Evil Dead (23:09:18 11/01/2008)
I love you very much dear.

Evil Dead (23:09:48 11/01/2008)
Oh is

Evil Dead (23:09:52 11/01/2008)
* and I

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №929
 15.01.2008
Elstan
Eagle nest, I'm leaving, estimated time of arrival at 19:00, how did I understand? The reception?

The Legend©
The eagle, you understand, ready to meet the bird, reception

Elstan
What are the secondary tasks along the way?

The Legend©
I will make a request to the center.

The Legend©
The eagle, this nest, entered the input on the baton and black floor, how did you understand the reception?

Elstan
I understand, you nest, I do the translation of the route, I take the course to the destination, the end of communication.

The Legend©
End of Connection

Elstan
Is the nest an eagle? The reception? The target in the reach zone, confirm the performance of the task? The reception?

®Legend© (18:52:08 12/01/2008)
eagle, this is the nest, the execution I confirm, as I understood, the reception?

Elstan
Nest, I understand you, I begin the task, the end of the communication.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №928
 15.01.2008
Bush was presented to the Jews. He is in a Jewish hat - a cast monkey from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №927
 14.01.2008
The “Session”! No smoking now! Fuck as you want!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №926
 14.01.2008
From the ambulance:
"The Quote
Mr. developer, please take away the possibility of imposing magic on the NPC. Example: During the siege, fear was placed on a flag near the castle and he escaped.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №925
 14.01.2008
The new management established its own rules, namely: to remove from the cabinets absolutely all items that are not related to work - circles, souvenirs, etc. The administrator’s cabinet is the cave of Ali Baba.
He took responsibility for the matter: on Saturday he took a beer and went to work. Supported by the beer, all the sludge was collected and removed. There were stockpiles of alcohol (received donkeys), tree tree and toys. tk. To throw that good away, I pulled it into the garage.
I entertained many at the time: August, hot dogs, under a beer, in the hands of a tree, New Year's toys and a pack of bottles.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №924
 14.01.2008
The girl says to me, come to me, you will eat of my naked body.
I ask her, will you change your mind?
She : No.
I: Then I will be a borst, a pelmeni and a cold man.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №923
 14.01.2008
XXX is:
That’s why all the men, before squeezing, spit in a sortir or pissuar?

YYY :
Turbulence is checked ?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №922
 14.01.2008
In memory of the victim on January 12 at 18:48 radio and television host Gennady Bachinsky, who fell in a car accident. He crashed in a car in the area of 19 km of Shkelkovsky highway. The eternal memory, go to the top.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №921
 14.01.2008
Slavone: Donald Duck is so harsh that he doesn’t talk, he grows!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №920
 14.01.2008
by Koxa:
The law of sandwiches: the boutique always falls oil down.
The law of the pelmeni: the pelmeni when falling from the fork splashes the entire monitor with mayonnaise

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №919
 14.01.2008
Marffa
I am solving world problems.
Director 0077
Which ones?
Director 0077
Let us together.
Marffa
Which yogurt is better f, hbrjcjdq or blackberry?
Director 0077
The Black...
Director 0077
f, hbrjcjdq – bad yogurt

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №918
 14.01.2008
Stillette: I want new boots, a black coat, new car coats and sprayers, new kitchen furniture, a washing machine, and two high closets for clothes. I still want to replace the windows in the room and finally go to Prague. And I also want to get the car back from repair soon, and the black circles would be drawn again very quickly in the advertising agency.
Well, I also want my dog not to be stupid and to study well in the dog school :-)
And I also want people around me to stop hysterizing and twisting themselves in nonsense. I also want to stop thinking about life in a tragic key. It is a comedy genre.)
In principle, I don’t need anything else. Santa Claus, give me this for the old new year, please.

martinec: grandfather asked you to pass on "avothuy" :):):)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №917
 14.01.2008
That fucking simple.
I crashed the phone into the elevator mine, well not high, on the first floor... I looked - it lights up, I think you go, it works. The inspector did not call, the night will not come anyway. I went out... I come back in the morning, I look and think... I would better have called at night... the phone was already shut down... Now I realized that Russia cannot be defeated.

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