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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110170
 04.03.2015
Every divorce is based on one characteristic of a person. The greed. The desire to do nothing and get a lot of money. If you do not suffer from this, then you will never conduct a divorce.
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Do not chase. Different types of divorces rely on different human desires, fears or feelings.
Marriage offenders pressure on a person's desire to find happiness in personal life.
"Open your business" pressure on the desire of a person to self-realize.
"Mom, I got in an accident, I was sent over the money" pressed on the natural fear of the child.
"Pay for treatment of Vanechka"push for love for children
"Open the kingdom of heaven" is pressured to fear death or punishment of higher powers.
"Buy a vacuum cleaner" push to take care of your health.
In short, if you are a human being and have desires, feelings or fears, you have something to push for without any greed.
And only common sense and the ability to judge the situation coldly will save.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110169
 03.03.2015
What do you know about Freud?
My husband added me.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110168
 03.03.2015
I divorced him and found him better. To invest in the sick?
*** by
Was it not because she escaped because she was regularly reminded that she was "calecular" and how much was invested in her?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110167
 03.03.2015
More than a million storms. Let us say NO to the genocide of the storms in Donbas!

Stop the stormy war.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110166
 03.03.2015
Yes... I wanted 16 princes on white lexus... And the time went...
It’s 37 and it doesn’t matter what class you’re on.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110165
 03.03.2015
The news:
Passengers from the Moscow metro will be issued on tickets.

The commentary:
is right!
That is, the suspicion that the number of people entering the subway every day is very different from the number of people coming out of it. It’s good if more people come in.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110164
 03.03.2015
But I will not even think of giving you" - that's for such shit and you need to be executed in the way described earlier. Because this nihuya is not "friendship" is very sophisticated bullying.
— — — —
It is! Trying to unleash a person who is uninterested in sex with you and you is fucking and nikhua is not friendship. “Hey, I tried to divorce sex, and I was divorced, what a tragedy, what an injustice in life.You hit with your miserable nuts.Nobody is obliged to have sex with you because you so wanted: neither for an ice cream in the coffee shop, nor for an open bowl, nor for a dull conversation at three nights. You are not asking your friend to suck, for helping to pull the car out of the cage? If a woman for you is not a man, but a place to set up a member - warn about it immediately, if you are looking for a couple, sound out your intentions, grind, and if the relationship does not please you or you do not see reciprocity - stop them without excessive spots.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110163
 03.03.2015
Two quotes in a row. The first:

What do you know about Freud?
My husband added me.

and the second:

I am 37, married 12 years, daughters 7. Not even the fuck and the thought, my wife too. We sleep in different rooms, hands do not touch each other for 2 years, while living soul to soul. The first 10 years are fun!

It must be one family.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110162
 03.03.2015
Yes, guys... That’s what I didn’t expect, so that there will be a bunch of comments on this site about the death of Nemtsov, and none about Leonard Nimoy... Now, for sure, who will ask.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110161
 03.03.2015
But at the same time, impotents are not in demand from girls.
and
They are used. There is a category of women, either initially asexual, or in the process of life realizing that they do not need it. So, they are not so few. And to get an honest impotent who will be a friend and partner, but will not try daily to perform the duty among such ladies is considered lucky.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №110160
 03.03.2015
Do you know why I got up at 6 in the morning? All I want at six in the morning is to kill.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110159
 03.03.2015
Dear boy, listen to the grandmother-cap, if you only need a bed, and communication is stressful, and even more if you suspect that you are a disorderly woman 'doit' - not to drive her through the cafés. Either you take care of it - and when you refuse to write a new song to sing it to another girl, or you make friends - but then friends with flowers and candy don't chew. Do you feed a lot of friends of your sex exclusively at your own expense in the cafe (not due to the situation of DR or temporary financial difficulties, but constantly)? Do they strike you unilaterally? Doylka (any, by the way, gender) from the real _friendly_ relationship will quickly self-eliminate. And if you are an obsessive fan - then you are not able to complain, you are wasting your own life - and enough new-fashioned terms to translate responsibility to others.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110158
 03.03.2015
The husband from the time of social youth has a friend Vaniek the Great (truly large - height of two meters, weight of 130 kilograms, Aleksa Popovich). So, this Vaneok very much likes to tell the story, how he in his time thanks to the dimensions was well organized in the army.

Vanya served somewhere in the Siberian steppes. There was generally not bad, but rarely disgusting climate with cold winters. In the warehouses of the part where Vanya served, and several adjacent tubes, there was no body of the right size - none of those suitable for growth were stuck on Vana. As a result, in two years of service, Vanya never went to the guard in the winter, for which he is still grateful to the sewing industry.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110157
 03.03.2015
So your ability to simulate in bed is, you know, not unique.
Peace and harmony in sex.
– – – – –
It can not end, but it is a pleasure to get. somehow so.
and...
There is no need for sex here, I have this after receipt.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110156
 03.03.2015
The questionable compliments.
I was 20 years old. She worked in a grocery store and lived nearby. The store closed at 12 o'clock at night, and the director took testimonies every night. Well, the director, 45, his wife is 20 years younger, every night tired of what to do with the condition of an alternative and he tried to connect me to this matter.
I and his wife argue against, yet a young girl, at night in the dark courtyards every night is somehow not safe, to which we get an unsuspecting answer:
Who will come to you?
My husband and I are in shock. We looked at each other, on him, in an attempt to understand the compliment, and the director dropped the coffee and continued:
You will have a knife in one hand and a gun in the other.! to
P.S I did not go to the box show.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110155
 03.03.2015
We had in the unit Sergeant-Contractant Andrew. Grow from strength 160 cm, and weigh kilos by 60.
With all the newcomers I tried to bet — said, put on a bottle that I am an astronaut. And he won, because in his military in the military accounting specialty in black and white was written "COSMONAVT".
The answer is simple. For a short time he served at Baikonur, a type in a company of some kind (all cargo was loaded and unloaded). And the chief of their staff, who loved to drink, made a corresponding record for a bottle for all those who wanted in the military.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №110154
 03.03.2015
I am 37, married 12 years, daughters 7. Not even the fuck and the thought, my wife too. We sleep in different rooms, hands do not touch each other for 2 years, while living soul to soul. The first 10 years are fun!
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A doctor would seem...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110153
 03.03.2015
Katya gave me the first injection in her life
Before I pulled the needle, she drawn my needle into four parts and wrapped a circle where the needle could be pulled.
XHH: Drawing the Pen
Theme: Ball

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110152
 03.03.2015
Your dog smells every pillar!
Yes, the news will know.
Q: What could be new there? changes in the smell of urine of local cabbage depending on the time of day and the quality of the harvest?
Everyone has their own interests! You are on Facebook all the time. It’s the same thing, but I’m not kidding.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110151
 03.03.2015
The worst thing is random p_dars. You never know what to expect from.

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