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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106354
 04.12.2014
I don't remember who said that sex in thoughts is bad in two cases: when sex is only in thoughts and when sex is only in thoughts.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106353
 04.12.2014
Notes are just a way of recording. And they were developed by a community of musicians, not a single person. This process took several centuries. Listen only to those who publish their works. Someone pays and hears what he wants. Read the history of music. Try to create something yourself.
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Using this opportunity, I would like to thank Cyril and Methodius for the kindly submitted letters.
Creating yourself, you say? I have a few songs. Some wrote 20 years ago, others recently. And you know, they sing. I do not mind. And authors usually do not object to the publication of their creations. They oppose betrayal. They sign contracts with authors, dictate conditions.

The Japanese are good at this. AMV is essentially video piracy (and often music), but the creators of the anime do not object. For a very simple reason: if an anime is made a clip, it contributes to the growth of the popularity of the anime. The Japanese do not fight for every yen, but the profitability of their projects is scaling. Even in Soviet times, it was calculated: to get a ruble of profit, the Japanese spend 15-20 kopecks, and in the USSR at the time spent 97-98 kopecks. And if the Japanese believe that it is unprofitable and more effective to start the process of piracy, organize it and remove the cream from the fans - then may it be so?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106352
 04.12.2014
xxx: ahaha, transferred to compost the ticket at the beginning of the tram and unnoticed out...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №106351
 04.12.2014
On the weekend, a couple of weeks ago, I eat on the outer ring of the MKAD and around Tetz-4, where the euroopt, on the turn sells fish alive from the car. It’s time for the fish. Everyone starts to slow down sharply. I was driving in the second row and the front car was also sharply on the brakes, the distance was well observed and without an accident. Looking forward, and there in the small year 3-4 came out already on the second strip, everyone began to signal, and at this time his mommy (as far as his father buys fish) is rolled out TP, stands on the sidelines and calls on the phone. She doesn’t look anywhere, she has everything. In general, they heard all the signals and quickly removed the little from the price. Here approaches her daddy and a package with this fish as it will give in her dumb face, she went to the shit.))) Everyone instantly blink, signal, like "beautiful" ))))) This is the story, laughed for half a day with a little)) But if you didn't have time to slow down, it would not be to laugh.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106350
 04.12.2014
I worked as an admin in the game shop 10 years ago. And here is one of the young visitors (17 years old, a regular client), after another seat in his old contact, shares his impressions:
I hit the body with a bullet. invites to visit. Nothing like that.
Then, after a short thought process, in full seriousness:
Do you know what "strapon" and "golden rain" are?
I (after being able to open up and breathe air into my chest):
“Lish, maybe you don’t need to meet her?and :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106349
 04.12.2014
XXX is:
Then someone who said that the Chilean embassy is in our bloc and he needs political asylum! He and Allen were sought after Allen shot in a video surveillance camera from his toy machine. He had a red hat and the flag of the USSR. He waited for Elijah, but he was not there, and here Anton declared that he would have to spend the night in the embassy. Then we began to speak in five languages, Hindu-Arabic-Swahili-Tatar-German, and Anton's brain did not stand, he took the flag and left. TOLA also wanted to leave because it felt like the bottom.We brought the guitar from Sensei and the songs began. Then we went out to swim and I took them all into the woods and we embraced a huge postcard, and Saddam said that he thought all the drunkards were angry because we didn’t know where we were going at night and I would sing at that. Then we were around the university station. I went to Finnish with Victor and Tolei and Alena in common. We walked, then went back, sang and went to sleep.
YYY :
Oh to. Not bad you have fun there without me) judging by your treatise, this time Tola has cooked the poer correctly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106348
 04.12.2014
The child confuses the name of a color. And to practice, during the walk I ask "guiding questions". We pass by our car (grey fork), and I ask:"What color is Daddy’s car?".
What a twilight-year-old mind answers:"Like a wolf".
The little boy has gone.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106347
 04.12.2014
Well, and if these men would also go to the governor, wash the floors, maybe the self-esteem would be raised.

Couldn’t the carrier go? The construction? When you want to eat, you will also go to the building work.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106346
 04.12.2014
Food is noticeable when it is eaten and tasty, and cleaning is only when it is not :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106345
 04.12.2014
On the subject of the loud law about what needs to be worked by specialty:
Is there a school for prostitutes?
We are not legalized.)
XHH: Are the crows out there?
zzz; I don’t know))
YYY: ask how the graduation exam is passed.
zzz;: I know they are training there))
You come to a prostitute and ask for a diploma.
XXX: What is this for you?
zzz: Sorry, are you a qualified professional?))
XXX: Are there certificates for the promotion of the category?
xxx: "I’m sorry, but I don’t know how to go deep. I was sick"
Tagged: ahahaha
XXX: The Master of Prostitution
Candidate of Science!
xxx: Diploma on the subject: "The subtleties of the application of the Dutch shuttle"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106344
 04.12.2014
In the United States, the second police officer has already been acquitted, the situation is true as an anecdote:
xxx: "What is the difference between a dog shot down on the road and a black shot down?"
xxx: "Before the hit dog there is a trace of braking wheels"
I thought the dog was only moved once.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106343
 04.12.2014
What about Sheaed?
— — — —
Give me a geek!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106342
 04.12.2014
The commentary:

DerArto: One day, buying winter clothes, your choice will fall not on fashionable and beautiful, but on warm and comfortable. My childhood ended at this moment.

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As a teenager, I didn’t care how my clothes looked, only if it was convenient to climb trees in them and don’t bite my ass when I ran from the hill to the frost for half a day. Now I am indifferent to the opinion of the opposite sex about my appearance. Does that mean I am falling into childhood?
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This is a developmental delay, now you are a teenager.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106341
 04.12.2014
Well, why are all the knights calling when you are washing the floor in the kitchen and your dress is filled in shorts?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106340
 04.12.2014
As the Persian poet Omar said: to the Hui.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106339
 04.12.2014
XXX: She struck me today with a box from under the towels.
YYY: For what?
xxx: I blowed up sugar powder from her potatoes :DDD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106338
 04.12.2014
A cat is like a cat...How does he know that they are admired? As he took the signs of attention at the exhibition... He lay, full of dignity, on his bed in a cage, people read his name out of the card, and he raised his head, threw a favorable look at them, sneered and returned to his "doings": a paphosic laying on a couch with a royal look.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106337
 04.12.2014
XX: Bleat... I found hentai on mincraft. The first stone "Why are breasts not square?"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106336
 04.12.2014
Just on the "1" channel showed how to cook barley knots. What are they hinting on?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106335
 04.12.2014
Soon the New Year.
Everybody wants gifts.
I came to my spare parts shop today.
Check the shelf life of the lights.

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