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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №836
 10.01.2008
Drone: One virgin less on earth
MaD_$py: Did you kill the coffee?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №835
 10.01.2008
Really in the days.
I sit copy the info from the accountant’s screw to the other.
The buck runs around and orets.
Everything will be exactly the same!!! to
(Absolutely quiet) Not what you are - a little like
The bed office.and :-)
Then comes the partner sees that everything is crazy and also absolutely serious:
Have you solved the problem with switching off the mouse code?? to
It was a control shot. Work is up. and :-)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №834
 10.01.2008
Gallor: The child got to the back-space - ferociously washes all the stuff, obviously it has a new game - says
The letter, printing its lines one and a half or two, then washing everything and mashed it with his hand "for now".

JIoMbI4: The Moderator Grows

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №833
 09.01.2008
The culinary forum

A: Girls, need advice - the child has a fever. How to behave? Give up until you want to...

A: Wrap the legs to the neck in a compress, 9% vinegar with warm water on the diaper, garbage bag instead of polyethylene.

C:..pulled with a lamp and potatoes... mm...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №832
 09.01.2008
I bought my shoes from Solumbia :)))
I now have everything... All of us!! From the hat to the shoes Solumbi-Evsky )))
and FIGASSE! What are the bonuses in set?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №831
 09.01.2008
Please do not write immediately so that I can do it.
In a deep plate layered foods: roasted carrots with onions.
Yes... Continue →
He... the fish.
See also: AGA
He is... Luke...
See also: AGA
He is... the green peanut.
It is: Next
It is... eggs.
See also: TA-C
Smelt each layer with mayonnaise.
She is shit!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №830
 09.01.2008
For the new year, we have a full beginner. The problem is that cats start to eat the rain from the tree. And then catch them. As a result, the rain comes out of the poop but not completely, and you cannot pull for it, because you can hurt the cat. We just cut it. Wait until it comes out. So you stumble on the eve of the new year sitting at my mom’s friend. A cat goes into the kitchen with a meter rain from his ass.

Mom’s girlfriend: "Oh, I see you and the cat decorated"(c)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №829
 09.01.2008
Lord, I am an elephant with a lion. and ;)
Morgan - And I am a dwarf with garlic!
Ego1st - A hobbit with a pin on the nose sitting between you)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №828
 09.01.2008
YYY: By the way... no one knows how to determine the gender of a chinchilla?
The method is elementary: you take the animal, you squeeze the finger, if it squeezes the eyes and squeezes the tongue, it is a girl.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №827
 09.01.2008
M: Sysadmin I
Q: Who is he?? to
I don’t have a blonde!!! to
M : r
I even tried to read the opposite.
M: Well, in general, Sisadmin is a word that speaks for itself ;-R
He is a doctor, a mammologist.
M is almost)
The first admission is always free ?
We have a humanitarian clinic.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M: Now you know who Sisadmin is.
Did you study in honey?? to
M: and that!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №826
 09.01.2008
Then I’ll tear you apart, and fall like a wolf on a poor sheep, and rape you.
I’m not cheap for you, don’t even dream!! to
Oh yeah, so I’ll pay for it ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №825
 09.01.2008
At work came out new orders on depreciation and reading... Such a lot of rewards in the amount of 100% for the use of funds not intended for work at the enterprise ("Darth Vader’s Mask"). I read further, explaining this "dark sitha": On the street -30 Celsius, and I have a job for 8 hours on the street... I took my son's mask and put a fur there and also put a valve from the counterweight, practical and warm, and where I knew that last day the Moscow Commission wandered around the enterprise together with Italian investors.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №824
 09.01.2008
She: Are you sick?
He said: No, I am a crazy man.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №823
 09.01.2008
I bought it in the store, brought it home. I get a daughter, a two-year-old, with a clever appearance, chews in a bag of meat with a finger:
by Gao-Gao
... and...? Fuck, I hope you are crazy.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №822
 09.01.2008
It is said that you are sitting on the windscreen, work - do not worry. Dust from the monitor.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №821
 09.01.2008
I am sitting in the kitchen: on the table a cup of tea and next to the phone with ace.
I smile, I depend.
Did you get in one place and smile?
Mom: the tea is talking about it.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №820
 09.01.2008
<Flaffy> I
<Flaffy> not yet a programmer
<Flaffy> I am a girl

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №819
 09.01.2008
YYYY
Three hours and freedom.
XXX is
In the sense?
YYYY
The change is over and I go home.
XXX is
Where are you working?
YYYY
Industrial and manufacturing personnel auxiliary production of the technical control department of the technical control section of the Turkish mine of theological mine management
XXX is
I’m afraid to even ask who...
YYYY
Students of the controller of the processing of ore of the enrichment factory of auxiliary production of the technical control department of the technical control section of the Turkish mine of theological management

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №818
 09.01.2008
Erotics and Pornography
Nifiga I can't understand the difference in this, maybe somebody will enlighten?
When boring, erotic, when disgusting, pornography.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №817
 09.01.2008
Alexander: crying, this is always the case))
You are in the garden, oh! Go to school faster!
School is blin, to college would go...
College – aaah, fpestou! In the universe!
I want to fuck, I want to work.
Working in the garden, working in the garden...

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