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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №796
 08.01.2008
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I know your physics.
Is the strength of friction reverse proportional to the amount of vaseline?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №795
 08.01.2008
I will not argue with you anymore!
He is: Why?
It’s because we never get to the end.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №794
 08.01.2008
Commentary on the women's billiard:
I mean girls... I mean girls... I mean girls... I mean girls... I mean at the table!
by RJ :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №793
 08.01.2008
Click here twice with the mouse... Then press Shift+Tab four times, then Enter.

thank you =)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №792
 08.01.2008
Sweet - Sweet
Fuck, and I went out in the ass.
I don’t think I guessed the smell. The speed is not ours.

Messiah
The MDA. Who would have thought it was about biathlon? ?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №791
 08.01.2008
I am a very harsh admin.
I don’t have a cat or shredder. There are two cats and a hole.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №790
 08.01.2008
I have a session and I am sad. Raise my name to the top of the abyss and I will give it to you.

The men! Be human beings!

J_DIEZ

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №789
 08.01.2008
I would like to save myself for my husband.
Girl: Look if your wife told you on your wedding night. I love you. And I kept myself for you...you would be happy.)
Nicke1odeoN: It would be more pleasant for me if, instead of a talk, which is not supported by any sexual experience, she made me a deep blink, cuddling and whistling, rather than starting to pull him as a joystick while playing an IL-2 strike jet attacking a German base.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №788
 08.01.2008
XX: Always considered his cat a stupid and meaningless animal. Today I left the comp, I come back - he sits in my place, looks at the open page of the tower and cries out from time to time, really as if he is rushing. Then he pulled to the mouse, but noticed me, stuck and ran away. Ppc, and how to get him after that for all kinds of shit?
yyy: your cat is an alien spy %))
zzz: nikuya, he just pretended to be stupid so you didn’t get him to work...

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №787
 07.01.2008
XXX is:
Fuck the internet...the potato fucking burned for him

YYY :
Fuck her, look after her.

XXX is:
and ah. But I cooked it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №786
 07.01.2008
I go visit a friend.
On the bench sits a 45-year-old man with a little boy.
The boy is crying.
The man says:
Not a rev, not a rev. Now my uncle has something.
He will show me, and he will give me signs.
I stop, I think I would show it. Nothing is
I invented my hand.
In my pocket, I scratch a handful of little things and shake it on my palm.
and WO! The man says joyfully. You see, the money! You see,
How much money does my uncle have?
A lot of money! You and I have no money.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №785
 07.01.2008
A seven-year-old neighbor's daughter plays dolls.
She has two favorites: one is Barbie, the other is from the BRATZ series.
The name is Jasmine, a small with an important appearance explains that Jasmine -
It is a name, and Brother is a surname.

And here she puts Barbie on the floor of such a big
Spatial
The doll house.
He puts a jasmine there.
Their dialogue :
And he said: “Hello!
B: Hi... and who are you?? to
and Jasmine.
B: Oh, what are you doing here?
I am alive.
B: Why don’t I know you?
J: And because you go to every patte and party...
Every club...
(The child is breathing deeply.) And you come drunk... (Even deeper)
Thoughtful is breathing. It continues hard, by slogans)
and a dolphin.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №784
 07.01.2008
We stand in the shop...we drink!all the provants stand on the shelf.The seller (P) passes by in the dialogue I (I) and the friend (D) participate:
Q: Just try to pour the thread on the shelf, I will drive them all out.
Don’t worry, I’m watching them!
Don’t worry, he’ll follow us!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №783
 07.01.2008
Response to Support:
Hi to. Please read the FAQ - There is clearly written what
We provide NS servers. We do not provide them at all.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №782
 07.01.2008
Love is not when you cut songs under her balcony, but when you re-read 15 times a day yours with her logs in the asche (c) cm.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №781
 07.01.2008
From the forum:
From the supernatural I probably saw only the UFO on the bottom of the city, I don't know why no one has seen it except me and 2 other people.
Moderators: What is the day? =)))"push out" (c) =))
1: But here are the modes to flute not to the face
2 (moderator): and I am not fluid, it is you returned and flooded in all topics, including ancient and abandoned =), I honestly want to know what the bottom of the city =)))
3: quit smoking this shit, harmful to the brain ;-) CITY DAY))))
2 (moderators) and the following!! + and +

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №780
 06.01.2008
I am studying in the 4th course of NGPI, session in the midst! Going to school is not hunting. And I do the right thing, and hule, when the dean is my father!! to

Anyone who hates such talents - raise this quote to the top of the abyss, let him know how many of us!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №779
 06.01.2008
The Russians and Disney are an apocalypse...Reviewed by Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he noticed in the last scene, when Vorobei "communicates" with the fools in the background stands a ship with a two-headed eagle in the whole feed...Hule, the sixteenth century, the Russians looked to Jamaica to change the bear and vodka for grass, not otherwise...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №778
 06.01.2008
The old pirate:
I am confused, confused spiritually.
And the words of love could not hold me back.
and Gerbera:
And the heart is wrapped in the unshakable,
The most divine feeling to tell.
The old pirate:
I’m married to another girl.
I have nothing more to say
and Gerbera:
The deceiver! I am no longer friends with you!
You will be ignored right away, your mother!
The old pirate:
Yes, I loved, love may be,
My soul is not entirely...
and Gerbera:
I no longer worry about your messages.
We have no more things in common with you.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №777
 06.01.2008
Little of the fact that I have the tea cooled, while I wiped out the paint from the printer, which I thought to squeeze from the syringe from the floor to the ceiling... Going into the kitchen, all in disordered feelings, blatantly, also thought "O... Daddy turns the light bulb in..." - and clumsy on the rubber, that he would be lighter...

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