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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79485
 30.03.2013
The Chupacabra!! In our village!! The neighbor saw her, I am now afraid and will only sit at home at night or if I go somewhere with a tail (((
ууу: poor neighbor: he has little chupacabras, now Leha with a tail will wander around the village))
Zzz: My neighbor sometimes sees the hell in the entrance, so why should I walk with holy water now?
Wow, in the pulverizer ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79484
 30.03.2013
First Aid Training in Auto School. The girl puts a bandage on the mannequin's head and at the same time wrapped the mannequin's eyebrows.
Prepod: Well, generally okay, only the eyebrows have gotten stuffed.
Why are they him now? What will he do in this situation?
Question: Could it crumble?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79483
 30.03.2013
Android - like the Sun: also sits in the day

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79482
 30.03.2013
A friend (a little short-sighted) said:
I went out last night and saw a girl. It was clear that she was beautiful and I started shooting at her with my eyes. Slowly I realized it wasn’t that. And then she looked at me, and then I realized that it was my ex, with whom they had a big quarrel. It was Fail.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79481
 30.03.2013

[16:25:45] DEMOOOON: Hello to you!!! You constantly send me interesting messages.
The information, thank you. But I want to say, you would go fucking with this interesting information.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79480
 30.03.2013
It does not matter which member is longer. The important thing is that I have it, and you no longer have it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79479
 30.03.2013
I work as a seller.. came a girl with the inscription of Google on a T-shirt.. borrowed questions different, on the topic and not. Are they so rancid now? :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79478
 30.03.2013
The Women's Forum

Q: I am on maternity leave. Help write "adieu letter" to partners and colleagues
A: All for now. I was flying. I will be in three years.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79477
 30.03.2013
I once went to treat my tooth. So it was time to remove it. Nothing to do, took the direction to the surgeon, sat down in a chair, waiting for anesthesia.
The surgeon was a Korean boy and the assistant was an informal girl with black hair in all directions. AD company in general.
They began to pull the tooth, and it holds all the roots, a snake like that, not to pull out! They came up with a brilliant idea, got the tooth and the cuvaldoch out of the stitch, so that the tooth could be split and stretched out in parts. Put a tooth in the tooth, let’s beat it. The guy beats, the girl holds me (for the head, so that the chair does not fall out and the jaw does not spit out, this is a normal practice), blood in different directions on the walls, fun, everyone is happy, everyone laughs, a holiday, ch...
If the story should end here, it is not. At the height of the surgical feast, the baby has a very milk tooth to be removed. I saw in the mirror his childish pink, full of life and joy face suddenly pale in a couple of seconds, and his hair becomes grey. Little crying, whispering, ripping out, scratching, biting, only in order not to get into the chair. Moreover, here is a picture of the child’s face: a man lies in a chair, he is held by a terrible woman and a witch, so as not to escape, a dull Korean mercilessly scratches his hammer somewhere in the mouth, blood on his coats and hands, predatory looks toward the little one... A tooth I give, which I was removed, that this little one will now brush his teeth twenty times a day, no other.
Such things.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79476
 30.03.2013
XXX: And how does a psychiatrist differ from a pathologist?
YYY: The temperature of the patient.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79475
 30.03.2013
What are the problems with the Mazda RX8:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What could happen with the Mazda RX8?
Good day.
Now I want to buy a car (Machta idiot) with a rotor engine erix. But many respond to me....mult maintenance problems and low engine resource (up to 100 t) and so on.
When I was riding on it, at a volume of 1.3 (with a horse turbine somewhere 310) on the Moscow Prospectus... on it I pressed the imprint))
So in doubts I am all...what you can advise.

YYYY :
A normal car, practice shows that they break them much faster than they leave 100 thousand kilometers. So do not hesitate and buy it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79474
 30.03.2013
x (12:50:37 29/03/2013)
Go into the city park and feed the duck with bread. Maybe someday you will become a bullshit and catch them and eat them. Feeding ducks is an investment in the future.
y (12:52:07 29/03/2013)
I’d better eat bombs.
y (12:52:14 29/03/2013)
You know about Jia.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79473
 30.03.2013
Condoms became so expensive that if I was asked where I spent my money, I would boldly answer: “Proe*al!”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №79472
 30.03.2013
Fuck, I have to see it.
Just the crown from under the wheels grabbed a plastic cup, like from yogurt, grabbed and flew. Everything would be nothing, but she took the close end of herself and as a result blocked her sight. It was a megasack air fight, when she tried to hit her friends with megasacks, hitting the ground, the pillar, the cars, but not desperately, and boldly looking into the glass.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №79471
 30.03.2013
XXX: Something remembered, as in the army in part brought a printed photo of a part of the Google Maps. Then even the convicted wept that these pictures shouldn’t be with me.
YYY: Well you said that you downloaded them from the American website? Reassured the boss?and :)
XXX: He didn’t listen to me
YYY: Did you immediately eat the prints so that the next time it didn’t get fucked out?
XXX: By the logic of the boss, I had to remove photos from Google and disintegrate

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79470
 30.03.2013
She is so cute that it makes the impression that she is eating cats.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79469
 30.03.2013
Kerrigan from StarCraft2:
Tentacles are already coming out of the head, and the lips are still painted.
She is a grandmother in Starcraft.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79468
 30.03.2013
In beauty salons, time is not stopped, but only slowed down a little.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №79467
 30.03.2013
One of the richest people in Europe of the 18th century, the patron of the arts, the owner of one of the best orchestras (chapelmaster - Joseph Haydn himself (1732-1809)), Prince Nicholas Estergazi "The Great" (1714-1790) considered himself not only an amateur, but also a professional in music. From time to time, he himself stood behind the conductor's control and demonstrated his skill to numerous guests of his luxurious castle - the Hungarian Versailles. One day he came to the rehearsal something annoyed and began to struggle with the musicians. After another comment, the first violin stood up and, politely worshiped, said:
- Your brightness, if you insist, we will play the way you direct.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №79466
 30.03.2013
Stalevar Kuzyanin did not understand why he was sitting at the fireplace.

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