Today I broke the turmeric. The day does not go wrong.

I came to a friend.sitting a telephone watch.going advertisement as the intestine calls the brain-husband of a girlfriend clearly from a mess.call on his mobile phone-takes.silently listening.begins dressing on the question of the wife you are where? The response-intestine called-beer demanded and joyfully jumped out.

Who do you trust more, politicians or meteorologists?

On the grave of a good programmer should be an epitaph:
Successfully pushed to origin/master.

And if you irritate someone, it means that you are irritating – specific behavior,... it is unlikely that they specifically hate certain groups of people.

I was at a stop last summer. I am waiting for my route, dressed in fresh, moderately closed clothes, the same hour as a shower, a haircut, a face without makeup, but cared for. I stand with a neutral expression of the face – I think about affairs for the day. Here I am just fat, more precisely, in your terminology "girucha halimi".
From the bus with dignity sails out. No seriously. Beautiful face, light hair in "the careless" beam, glasses with smoky semi-transparent glasses, quality makeup in the style of "new". Expensive summer dress made of flying fabric of fashionable yellow color and fashionable length "in floor", expensive sandals. In his left hand gracefully holds an iPhone in a yellow blanket, headphones are either yellow or golden... In general, the beauty, as if from a photo session from a fashion magazine.
I didn’t watch closely, I didn’t even look straight, I was just instinctively attentive to what was going on around me.
In general, the diva floats out, behind her, obviously, a girlfriend - dressed easier, less beautiful. And the diva, having stood on the sinful land one and a half meters from me, mirrored me with a straight glance from above down, turned to a friend and said loudly, shaking her eyes: "Kaaaak, but I am beaten by gyroups!" She passed by, slightly pushing my shoulder.
Attention, the question: what kind of behavior did I provoke this?

I live in St. Petersburg.So the circumstances that I often crawl through Petrograd, and there on one wall bright paint painted a known result of anonymous graphic creativity.H, our country, as is known, not to be defeated - the people on the square formed arranged the following exciting slide (all replicas from different anons):
Are you sleeping?
- Yes
With whom?
Are there proposals?
Unfortunately, the discourse ends here. But I look forward to the development.Vanguy, in a couple of phrases, the fight will begin.

After reading the Chronicles of Ember - R. Iron on the fifth book suddenly understood that it would have been an animated anime, here and the main characters brothers and sisters are similar to each other with small differences (comfortable in animation) and the place of action in fictional worlds with the hell you will be defeated by some twists (labyrinth, Amber, Rimba, Tyre on the Knight, the court of Chaos with its fuzzy variable reality) Unicorn, chimera and other creatures, and the favorite occupation of GH. Can I go to Kickstarter?? to

More interesting trolling bots are always trolling live people!
I have a childhood friend, a banking network security specialist, and a great trolling master.
Being a beautiful girl she often receives in social networks messages of some type of Ivan Petrov" - Hi, you are so cute let us meet!
In response there was something like: - Hello Sergei Ivanov (real name!). Of course let’s get to know, we might even meet somewhere in a hotel for quality sex. I hope your wife, Ivanova Allena Sergeevna, born in 1984, and your children Kiryush and Oksanochko, will also not be against!-))
Where does she get these data I don't really understand, but I would give a lot to look into the eyes of the interlocutor in those minutes-)))

from strravaganza@lj

DiCaprio should now feel like young parents - "Well, when is the second?"

Child poem writes: "Wishless carrots that you will jump to the stream" further could not listen, left from laughter

Still, the period like the “Wild West” has its pluses. No matter how cool you are, but if you get to each encounter, someone will shoot, at least half by chance. And, accordingly, the "hard" enjoys its position extremely limited, or quickly dies. This greatly reduces the average Muslim population, clearing it out of those who have a “uncle in the special forces, a aunt in the FSB.”

I wrote about our cat that goes to eat as soon as it hears the vacuum cleaner. In general, her son, a monthly kitten, thinks the vacuum cleaner is sucking in his pot, so he sits there himself. She doesn’t know how to write yet, but she looks desperate.)

Gas is something else! A few years ago in Sharypovo very small schoolchildren (class 2nd) all class (!!!) Smell of citric acid. After the examination of the flights it turned out that one guy saw on the television smell cocaine and brought culture to the masses. The poor teacher, when the whole class was worse in class, almost sat down of fear. They gathered the parental assembly together with the meluzga, called the menta, the narcologist, threatened to break up with the finger.

Yes, there are dicaprio our roots - got an Oscar statue, went to a restaurant to wash... and yes, I forgot the statue))))

A mother of many:
My child doing homework about the family, in the column "hobby", wrote in front of my name "sleep". And I’m sure he’s wrong.)

He picked up text on the Android phone, enabled the "voice mode in text" to pick up a large piece of text. A couple of seconds, I thought what to say, my wife sneezed next to me. And Android recognizes:
"Sharp Hands by Mail"
My wife sneezes on Freud :)

Of course, all the terrible conspiracy of telephone operators! Our beautiful and practically holy son does not read "adult anecdotes" (i.e. - in reality only schoolchildren are just interesting, adults are no longer very drunk with such humor), and our daughter could not use the resource of ready-made homework, as you might think! These are all phone companies in the share of advertisers, yes, yes!

Food in the village is not easy. A grandmother from that store once tried to explain to me how non-home products reached the island. Apparently once every five years on a spacecraft. What we always have is coconut syrup, coconut vinegar, coconut oil, coconut cookies, coconut bread and 18 types of coconut – from flour to powder. After multi-level experiments with coconut, I found a 50-kilogram lens bag in a barrel across the road and I discovered a simple truth. Write the recipe:
Monday: take a glass of lentils, water, a little zen and curry – boil.
Tuesday: take a glass of lentils, water, a spoonful of curry, jena to taste - to extinguish.
Wednesday: take a glass of lentils, more curry, half a tablespoon of zen - baked.
If the lens smells like my mom’s perfume, you put a lot of curry. If you are tired, bored and angry, you put a little zen.
c) by Syroejkina

Urso: I’m losing weight from the plate! I am on my feet for the third day, I have a firefighter to give away yesterday, and these fools drive out all my installers and close the floor, so that his father would sanctify it!!! to
Urso: apparently, to make this roof no longer flow, can only the holy spirit...
Urso: Generally speaking, I decided to hang Genua on the assembly belt to the shweller in the fish department and put the light off.
Urso: Imagine, the daddy comes in, begins to splash water and whisper his prayers, and from the ceiling a healthy hairy thing spits on him, splashing back into a distant corner)))
Urso: if Sanya gives access to its warning system, you can add an atmospheric back vocal))))
Urso: a camera video will be the basis for a new part of the paranormal phenomenon: the Kamchatka exorcist.
Urso: And if Oleg learns who invented all this, we will also film the “Kamchatka massacre by the Bulgarian.”

Familiar children play "Lego", and the right side of the street is guarded by law enforcement agencies, and the left - the left guard. I can’t decide which of them I would like to live with.