S_o_n_i_c: Gooorood painted in green colors I want to eat a little sausage)
S_o_n_i_c: Sing my new song
Gnoma is great)
S_o_n_i_c: The second track from this disc) Rain is going out on the street I really want chicken)
by Gnoma: ROFL
S_o_n_i_c: Spring, all on the beds crawl with cancer, people eat with the same breadth)
S_o_n_i_c: MS Hungry (On all radio stations)

Which book contains all the secrets of the universe?
1) The Bible
2) The Bible
3) Nuclear physics textbook for universities

Pizdec is concentrating on Friday (c) my boss

She is. I want beer and battalions.
I. Let us go
She is. He smiles and leads to the shoe shop.
I. who could think that the battalions are closed shoes and not a snack to beer (((

xxx: I dropped your file on the flash
YYY: In which file?
XXX is yellow.

Today, more and more often, I want to make Zhirinovsky president even without preservation.

The news tape:

Egyptian mummies are diagnosed with disappointment

I thought they didn’t care for a long time.

It is said that if you put your hand in a bowl of sulfuric acid, you will feel that it has no bottom.
Yyy: And if you shake your head, you can’t see the bottom!

All that doesn’t kill me 😉
We don’t buy anymore 😉 😉

The dog is wonderful.
The dog yes
Yyy: In the sense of yes, the dog is wonderful.

Ingeborg: I dreenk bear
What did you do with the bear?

- here you are sweet, I'll be on my doctor's side - I'll buy you sweets
You already had Dr.
And all that, there will be no more? O_O

twelve (14:15:30 5/04/2011)
I can’t choose a false imitator...I need someone’s help
thx (14:15:36 5/04/2011)
Fucking Fucking
thx (14:15:41 5/04/2011)
not there

Conversations in L2
XX: Do you have children?
Elf, Elf 4 course

Conversation between marketers:
Why is it just Tuesday today?
M2 is fun. If Wednesday is a small Friday, then Tuesday is a small Thursday.
M1 on Monday.
M2 A Monday, Scuco, always Monday...

The only thing I really liked about him was his cat.

I am going home today, going out of the universe. To meet me a cute couple, a fashionable boy, and a modestly dressed girl. I only saw it when I approached closer. The presence of a light scarf in the “girl” pointed me to my mistake.

XH: Yes
Tagged: trains
Politically correct...

Ball of "Prostoquashino" was the first conscious hipster.
Instead of useful things in the farm, he bought ceds and photo guns.

Today I went to the 3rd class. She assigned three groups to write three kinds of speech: academic, judicial and spiritual (epitaphy). According to the story "The Bell".
The best lawyers come from philologists. Judges justified Lisa along and across, and almost to tears appealed: said, Nora in an emergency, in divorce from her husband, a mother with many children, a difficult financial situation... Citizen Kolobok provoked the defendant with his disgraceful behavior: namely, several witnesses heard him praise his crust, softness, dexterity, etc.
It is half trouble. The conclusion killed: “In addition, the investigative examination revealed that the citizen of Kolobok was not registered as a grandfather and grandmother of citizens, as a result of which it is not their property (or relative). Therefore, the claim has no grounds".
I just can’t give an academic speech, because among the general rust I remembered it poorly.