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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45572
 06.04.2011
S_o_n_i_c: Gooorood painted in green colors I want to eat a little sausage)
S_o_n_i_c: Sing my new song
Gnoma is great)
S_o_n_i_c: The second track from this disc) Rain is going out on the street I really want chicken)
by Gnoma: ROFL
S_o_n_i_c: Spring, all on the beds crawl with cancer, people eat with the same breadth)
S_o_n_i_c: MS Hungry (On all radio stations)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45571
 06.04.2011
Which book contains all the secrets of the universe?
1) The Bible
2) The Bible
3) Nuclear physics textbook for universities

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45570
 06.04.2011
Pizdec is concentrating on Friday (c) my boss

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45569
 06.04.2011
She is. I want beer and battalions.
I. Let us go
She is. He smiles and leads to the shoe shop.
I. who could think that the battalions are closed shoes and not a snack to beer (((

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45568
 06.04.2011
xxx: I dropped your file on the flash
YYY: In which file?
XXX is yellow.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45567
 06.04.2011
Today, more and more often, I want to make Zhirinovsky president even without preservation.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45566
 06.04.2011
The news tape:

Egyptian mummies are diagnosed with disappointment

I thought they didn’t care for a long time.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45565
 06.04.2011
It is said that if you put your hand in a bowl of sulfuric acid, you will feel that it has no bottom.
Yyy: And if you shake your head, you can’t see the bottom!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45564
 06.04.2011
All that doesn’t kill me ?
We don’t buy anymore ? ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45563
 06.04.2011
The dog is wonderful.
The dog yes
Yyy: In the sense of yes, the dog is wonderful.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45562
 06.04.2011
Ingeborg: I dreenk bear
What did you do with the bear?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45561
 06.04.2011
- here you are sweet, I'll be on my doctor's side - I'll buy you sweets
You already had Dr.
And all that, there will be no more? O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45560
 06.04.2011
twelve (14:15:30 5/04/2011)
I can’t choose a false imitator...I need someone’s help
thx (14:15:36 5/04/2011)
Fucking Fucking
thx (14:15:41 5/04/2011)
not there

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45559
 06.04.2011
Conversations in L2
XX: Do you have children?
Elf, Elf 4 course

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45558
 06.04.2011
Conversation between marketers:
Why is it just Tuesday today?
M2 is fun. If Wednesday is a small Friday, then Tuesday is a small Thursday.
M1 on Monday.
M2 A Monday, Scuco, always Monday...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №45557
 06.04.2011
The only thing I really liked about him was his cat.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45556
 06.04.2011
I am going home today, going out of the universe. To meet me a cute couple, a fashionable boy, and a modestly dressed girl. I only saw it when I approached closer. The presence of a light scarf in the “girl” pointed me to my mistake.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45555
 06.04.2011
XH: Yes
Tagged: trains
Politically correct...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45554
 06.04.2011
Ball of "Prostoquashino" was the first conscious hipster.
Instead of useful things in the farm, he bought ceds and photo guns.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №45553
 06.04.2011
Today I went to the 3rd class. She assigned three groups to write three kinds of speech: academic, judicial and spiritual (epitaphy). According to the story "The Bell".
The best lawyers come from philologists. Judges justified Lisa along and across, and almost to tears appealed: said, Nora in an emergency, in divorce from her husband, a mother with many children, a difficult financial situation... Citizen Kolobok provoked the defendant with his disgraceful behavior: namely, several witnesses heard him praise his crust, softness, dexterity, etc.
It is half trouble. The conclusion killed: “In addition, the investigative examination revealed that the citizen of Kolobok was not registered as a grandfather and grandmother of citizens, as a result of which it is not their property (or relative). Therefore, the claim has no grounds".
I just can’t give an academic speech, because among the general rust I remembered it poorly.

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