Once, a delegation from America came to Ethiopia to travel through the tribes, to take photos, to study the local life.
They entered into a tribe. It was evening, it was dark, the cars were on the lights.
They stand, they talk, they see, a black man with a cigarette approaches the car and tries to smoke that cigarette from the lighthouse.
The Americans laughed, walked around the Negro, pointed their fingers, heard words like "idiot"... and at this time another representative of the tribe opens the car from behind and takes a bag with a camera for $20,000.
The first Negro relentlessly departs from the car, and leaves in an unknown direction.

On "Russia 1" came out an ideologically immature report - showed a collapsing clinic, and the role of Obama in this matter was not revealed.

News: Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio received the long-awaited award of the American Film Academy "Oscar" for Best Male Role in a Film "Survivor"
Half Life 3 is not behind the mountains! % of))

Experimental express from Moscow to St. Petersburg.
Astradamsky: Definitely yes! Nice, fast and comfortable, why not? And I already see myself in the business class.Solid, respectable audiences, businessmen,who in business,who to rest in North Palmyra.And here I sit at the table.I get a fried chicken, a couple of pie,cooked eggs, tomatoes.... and :-)

xxx: It is more correct to say that landing on land does not require more fuel, but landing at the point where the launch platform is located requires more fuel than anywhere else where the barge will be taken (and it will be taken where it will require less fuel for landing, unless, of course, it is not the African Coast, where pirates have a chance, unexpectedly for themselves, to become space pirates.)

I don’t understand how you can get second in biathlon if you have a gun with you.

XXX: How are you at your new job?
As a prostitute.
Xxx :?? to
Money isn’t bad, but it’s out.

Geektimes: A 4-year-old boy received a hand prothesis stylized for his favorite character - a firefighter-transformer from the cartoon "Robocar Poli".
Comments: Luckily, his favorite character isn’t “Edward the Knife Hand” or “Freddie Kruger.”

XHH: What are you doing?
I read the recipes. You will soon be left without a mommy shirt.
Oh yeah yeah yes. I change my mom’s shirt for my wife’s shirt.

I saw them unload their luggage at the airport. I understood the meaning of the advertisement “baggage with discount”.

In the best traditions of mechanical engineering, all the parts of the mechanism, most often failing, are located in the most difficult place.

SMS from the Internet Service Provider (Orthography saved):
"Dear Customer, now you can speed up your home internet even more profitably!"

The brain smoothly switches the inner voice of the reader to the voice of Jamsut as it reads.

A: When do you call your friends "on", and when "on you"?

bbb: Addressing one person as many is unnatural, so wherever possible, I try to “you.”

How do you know how many of us are in our heads?

ASUS technical support has made my day.
Diko shut down the phone, I call the tech support, and there is an auto respondent:
"For technical reasons, the service does not work"

XXX:... but you can solve the differences)))
YYY: Read "When you die, two furs will decide"
ZZZ: It sounds like a slogan for the new "transformers".

Only ours can seriously carry water in the grid, catch the wind, block torrents forever...

The harder life in the country, the better the humor.

According to Rosstat "after the increase in excise duty, the liter of fuel in Russia went up to 18 copecs"
I have everything.

I love cats, keep cats houses, feed together with other dwellers of courtyards.
Now I go to the supermarket, I walk through the hall, pulling out a basket from the rack. Two men pass through the box. One of them, looking me distracted in the face, says to the other:
I forgot to buy something for the cat.
Fuck, it is so noticeable.

xxx: today found the test "What ship is your life like?" I have a cruise))) wide horizons and a lot of passengers))
I have a submarine called the Titanic.
YYY: All fucking, but there is nowhere to go.