There will be no humor, there will be life.
For a year, our employees were released on vacation and vacation because my grandfather, whom she had not visited for a long time, my sister's wedding, with whom they had not communicated for several years, changed the guy she met for about six months, received a dop diploma for which he studied for 9 months... and so on.
I slept my cat today. And on my request for tomorrow's vacation, they only whispered, the occasion was not serious.16 years you met me, I never ate without you, you slept next to me, you could talk and listen. I spent more time with you than I spent with my family and friends together. It is even strange that no one knows me better than you... And when the treatment stopped helping, I killed you so that you didn’t suffer. Sorry Yasha, you were a wonderful cat, and I’m probably a bitch.

J is
God of sleep, eternal darkness,
The costume is made of ice.
He sows the smoking of death.
The French of Evil and Boots.
He works, but not for money.
With a big, deceitful hand.
Shit with a black needle.c) Kish

J is
The Smoking of Death)
10 to Invalidity

IMP
The horror pants.

J is
The nightmare socks
The cowards of hopelessness.

If you knew how many cockroaches you have in your head...

XXX for a quiet night
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: What is a CPC?
YYY: This is a bottle and yet in one bottle! This is my word.)

By chance, my brother’s house saw a bunch of books unintentionally folded together. I read the names of these books from the bottom up:
1st Civil Code (in support of the student)
2nd Theoretical nuclear physics.
Three "How to Speak Loud About Yourself"
4 is The Russian Criminal Code
5 is "Fugitives and Vagabonds" (Author Chuck Palannik)
6 is Atlas of Peace.
Interesting story, I hope you understand it all.

I teach a friend how to take care of girls:
Girls love signs of attention, don’t forget to give flowers. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a girlfriend or you’re dating, or a casual beauty on the street... It’s so crazy! When they get married, no one gives them flowers.

Here I was when I lived in Kazan as a student, you would know how many flowers I gave to girls... (thinking I add with outrage) the fucks are ungrateful.... :( "

I’d like to work on neural networks.
Although the brain is only enough for social

U: For me, Katyusha did a marathon on “Summertime.” I resisted, but she, you know, is all in the pot.
Y: No well! You have already imagined how you water all the gallows.
U: No, I was a spider, she’s in the pot. So, it is all for you.
A briefly. The third part was clearly written in co-authorship with the man: to strangle a poor girl so that the bed is in the hole, herself in the blueprints, and then, having learned that she is pregnant, to drag on an abortion, calling the child "that" - it is somehow not a woman's dream, it is exactly the man wrote.
Misunderstanding (well, not about vampire wolves, this is the genre): 1. Jacob and Bella are 16-18 years old. What joke do they talk like two elderly philologists about Shakespeare? 2nd Shoes and trousers of wolves are drawn under the skin?
If you become a vampire, you get a bonus – permanent makeup. Bella turns, and there are shadows, scars, eyelids expanded, plus contact lenses...
Become a vampire – get as a gift lenses of the color of bloodthirsty diarrhea!

XXX is:
Anonymous Alcoholics Club: Roma Baba as a remorse?

Once after the end of the "concerto" decided to scratch the guitars around the stage (we are Niipazzo cool rockers :) ), in the end my electricha broke two boards in the scene and we were forced to fix it all.)))

My friend!! It was "Ural"!!! I started with them!! The Untouchable Cousins (V)

Conversation from ASI:

XX: Remember the girl instead of herself taught before the decree?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
My daughter surprised me.
My two bosses went to Peter on a business trip.
XXX to the exhibition. I am the head of the department and executive director. I ordered the number for 2. Well, it was necessary to say that two separate beds needed))) shorter or so in the hotel stumbled or so, but they did not have enough that they gave one large bed, and also dressed as for newlyweds)))))))))))))
xxx: flowers, champagne, fatou attached

It is very difficult for me to pass higher mathematics. Today I came for a consultation. It was supposed to start at 9 a.m. and I arrived at 8:20. I thought I would sit in the car until 8:50 and go, and then there is still nobody there and the bench is not worth it, and standing in the corridor for half an hour is not hunting. I sat in the car, turned on the radio and fell asleep. I woke up at 11 a.m. from the phone call of the group (

From Contact:
And to enter the evil queen, is it a good thing? O_O
Comments: well )) especially if it is good )

I decided to joke about the girl:

The girl sits behind the compot, I approach with an orange, I clean.
After breaking a couple of lobes, I ask her to open her mouth and close her eyes.
As soon as she fulfils the request, I put her sausage in her mouth.)

I will not forget that look for a long time.

From the corporate axis:

XXX: Darya, good morning Well, what about our application for a Black Sea pension for our six employees?
Anna, hello to you! I just spoke to the board of directors and sent your application directly to us.
Mmm... I understand, we don’t get into the pension in the summer?

Old American movies are now in 3D, old games in phones.
Russia also does not lag behind, laying the old asphalt

When my husband tried, what I prepared and offered them to eat with tea or milk... I realized that he married me out of love... because it was not possible to eat at all.

XX: I did not expect such a blow from our medicine
YYY: Have you written it out?
xxx: yes

uhryab
As I did in the instinct survey, we had this task.

uhryab
80% of babies said that boys have the main ass and breasts

The crying clown
Well about the ass I agree, but where did the man of Siski come from?!!!! to

The crying clown
I want to have a friend. He has a hormonal failure. Their breasts have grown to the second size.

uhryab
ppc

The crying clown
But he doesn’t complex yet and let go about it.

The crying clown
But the fucking thing is not that.

The crying clown
He loves young girls with a fragile body.

The crying clown
And every time he wants to break up with his next passion, he quarrels with her... and not what he does with her phrase, but just knocks a nail into the grave: he tears a shirt on his chest and cries “Go on!” I have more breasts than you have!and "

uhryab
PS, he’s just a killer! :D :D

xxx: the dumb guy added to his friends, so he wrote with him about football, that he will meet me /)))) really! fuck him!Now I feel like I’ll start forgetting about the meeting (and I can’t send)
Say your boyfriend read your mail and he didn't like it XD
I mean, I’m a foolish man! he said he didn’t have a guy.
WOW: Well then say that you can’t, because we don’t want to leave our five children drug addicts XDDDD
I’m a crazy guy ? ? ? ? ? ?
WOW: and that you live in a Gypsy camp and if you leave them unattended, they will be shut down =))
He had a good opinion of me ?
WOW: and what you are studying in school for mentally retarded XD
HH: Fuck I didn’t advise you before what to write to him? ?
Wow: and your correspondence with him was conducted by your grandmother, who recently came out of prison, and you just forgot to close the page and at this time took the syringes from your children ))))