Since I was a child, I have been asking myself the question: why do you not rub the rubbish, but strict? And the shaft is rubbing, not the shaft?

An English teacher at school told me how she once met Americans. exchange of experience and so on. The first thing the Americans were surprised at was why she didn’t speak English, but Shakespeare’s. But it’s okay, half the trouble.
Then American teachers became curious about how much our teachers earn. Well, she calculated and pretended that at the current rate it comes out about $200 a month.
The eyes of the Americans came out on their foreheads O_O
What about $200? Nothing to yourself!! We only get $50 per hour!

Epic File, Hole

From Mail Answers:
Which phone is better than the iPad or iPhone? I want a phone and I think which is better, more convenient, and of course more cool please)

I : My dear! You can’t tell me why I have so few friends!!!? to
She: Excuse me, I accidentally pressed and removed...
I: Ah... ppc... 60 times in a row and only girls!!!? to

The sale of enriched uranium:
He scattered it and sold it to his clients. They glow from happiness.
- ordered 12 pieces for the oil plant, the family is satisfied, for the holidays 3 geigs were burned;
- I was first offered half-depleted, for half-price... but what if he was in the isotopes of the ones and swallowed with lead;
Where to get Delphine? I would go for a couple of three walks.
I didn’t get to my home mining station. I returned the money yesterday, without any questions. p.s I went to the toilet tonight and didn’t need to turn on the lights. Lights on themselves.

A good man who said how to find a screen of first-april buttons, THANK YOU, big, or I broke my whole head, and did not sleep at night.
P.S. Please let the person be pleased.

I will take in good hands a girl from 18 to 28 years of age in order to establish offspring.
I promise to feed, to drink, to keep clean and clean.
I don’t like washing clothes and floors. I quit smoking...

Signature: Constantly struggling with his beard, 28-year-old solitary admin, in a pure white sweater.

He killed me:

On April 1st, my grandmother She is 86. I wake up at 10 a.m. and start calling her. does not respond. The interruption lasted 4 hours. Then I decided to go to her, anticipating the worst. I come and open the door. I see a trunk in the hallway, and the feet climbing across the corner.
I think "all fucking fucking" I approach, and here the grandmother, as she ever did, jumps up from the first of April and shoots me with a balloon with a face paint in my mouth.

I call my girlfriend. His voice is sad, his voice is sad.
She is everything, you are a baby. I finally understood it. Between us it is over.
Okay, but tell me what exactly happened?
There’s a lady on your wall that says you’re a monogamous person. Everyone knows everything about you, only I was blind.
Look at the difference between monogamous and polygamous.
Silence for about a second
She’s a quiet voice – Yeah, rabbit, you’ve always wanted to date a blonde?

xxx: Since %username% will be the only unmarried male at the wedding, the game "kick the men's clothes" will resemble the outcasts in the last round.

by Fomka Yulia:
I am standing at the station, dumb.
Where is the place where taxis go? I forgot the name, it looks like a bear.
The Pandus?

Never look into the shore, they can look at you from there.

Long live the Soviet Union, a free, sovereign and just Russia!

From chat on WoW:

AAA Comp is burning!! to
Shame on me!! to
MB: I will go

zzz: As one ancient samurai said when performing the harakiri:
The way to a man’s heart lies through his stomach.
From there it came)

Dania (14:11:35 4/04/2011)I got a puzzle yesterday! Home Animal Who is it?
Fisher_ka (14:11:51 4/04/2011)
Dania (14:12:05 4/04/2011)nea. Targaryen
Dania (14:12:12 4/04/2011)a on D
Fish_ka (14:12:41 4/04/2011)hz
Fisher_ka (14:12:52 4/04/2011)two
Fish_ka (14:12:56 4/04/2011)
Dania (14:13:00 4/04/2011)aga)
Fisher_ka (14:13:03 4/04/2011) ))
Dania (14:13:05 4/04/2011) and on E?
Fish_ka (14:13:28 4/04/2011)ebaniskamnogoyarakanov or ježek

Sooner or later I will find you.
Are you talking about Caps Lock?

After all these events, surely the ranks of animists wishing to live in Japan have been sorted.
yyy: The rows of animes - maybe... But they were filled with interest by the rows of fans of the series "Stalker"!

After yesterday, somebody looks at me from the mirror with a swollen face, and an obsessive look.

The number of dog dogs would be significantly reduced if the owners were obliged to clean the cakes after their pets, imposed harsh penalties for inappropriate maintenance and walked out without a puppy. Tired of idiots who have closets more expensive than children.