I feel the spring is approaching.

yyy:Feel, Dimon, you can ""y in the ass)) The rest - just assume

XXX: Well, here I will fully rely on your opinion! I don’t feel the ass and I don’t want to. But to you, as an old pedic warrior, I believe! and ? ?

Hex value of "rose" colour - ebacca
It becomes clear what girls want to wear pink.

Just killed the last line.

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Mush: Did you give me pasta and green peanuts?
I am CHO?
I’m not sure it’s my container.
I: We had no pasta, but the peanuts were in the rice.
Mushroom: Mushroom
Take it back until you notice.)
Mushroom: Milla
I can't find my container.
All white with blue covers
Natalia Filippova: ah, your current transparent with yellow))

XXX: News of Yandex: Subject "Sense of Life" proposed to introduce in schools representative of the RPC
YYY: Listen, what do you think is the meaning of life? in the 22nd class
XXX: The control work.
What is the meaning of life?
Options A, B, C, D. Choose the right option.
XXX: I want to introduce. Homework: Thinking about the meaning of life
YYY : Petrov! Why are you crazy in class? Working with friends in the kitchen.

News on Fontanka: Children's camp "Orlenok" ordered glasses for whisky, wine and cognac. and vodka drinks.

Well, the kids have to get somewhere away! ))

I work as a teacher in school. On the occasion of the sixth class raised a discussion of fat, fat and moderate people. At the end of the dispute, the sixth-class girl, and thin, gave a staggering moral:

Do not get into my personal fat!

I don’t even understand the news:
Berezovsky is dead.
There is no trace of violence.
Possibly suicide.
The shirt was found!!! to
He died of suffocation, no traces of violence, probably hanged.
to warm! He hanged, then tears, unleashed the shell, put it in a not visible place. in the bathroom

News on the hub: RPG game in the Excel workbook
A Toronto accountant never developed computer games, but mastered Excel perfectly. This turned out to be enough to create a RPG game that runs on VBA macros, the built-in programming language Excel.

<m0sk1t> We are waiting for toys in Word, Notepad, Photoshop, etc. =) is
<AI_unzo> read as “World of Notepad” :)
<twentyfivesymbolsusername> Note 2 :)

XXX I am at work.
XXX: Playing the Dance
XXX: So to say, it’s totally whipped.

Damn, change + and - places, or when scrolling in the mobile version constantly to a minus slide

News
The head of Rostelecom will be paid 280 million rubles for leaving the company

The apartment on the first floor, in the courtyard on March 8, the wife sits on her knees, we embrace...
Wife: "Mrrr, mrr-miu"
From somewhere: "Myau!".
I raise my blinds and look...
And there the sad, deceived, March cat looks out the window with hope.

Kirill (Grodno): Chel ща is talking on the phone
Andrei Viktorovich: And what?
Cyril (Grodno): And he says, the cross is ready, but Jesus Christ you will be striking yourself.
Andrei Viktorovich: A shit

Maxi is Hi! Andrew, divorced, realtor
What do you do in life?
Hello to Elena! Elena, not married, rantier
I lie on the couch.

You are a miracle!
1: Aha the monster
Can I believe in you and you pray? ?
1: not
0: I knew it ?
After that, fulfill all your desires.
But you, poor mortals, can’t come up with anything worthwhile.
1: only came down the poor, the bables, the other joys
Not to glorify your God, asking nothing in return.
Will you celebrate me?
0: I celebrate you so much ?
1 is also correct.
Okay, you can worship me.
1: Just blink so I don’t know
1: It confuses me.
1: Do not ask for nothing.

Fuck you don’t believe it!! I work in the Department of Agriculture, I answer the phone call:
(I) - Good morning, the management of agriculture, a specialist such a..
(C)- Hi, you are concerned by the chief specialist of the department "Post of Russia"......
What can I help you?
(C) Can I find out the cost of 1 kg of oats, 1 century of straw, and the cost of a horse?
I barely swallowed the phone from laughter!! The secret of the speed of their work has been uncovered, so far the hostages on horses carry the mail!!!!! to

Not murdered, not robbed, not raped. at home
— And it would seem like an attractive young man... very strange, yes.

I got into a hospital with a fracturing of the key. Before the operation, they had to do conductive anesthesia - this is when a nerve node is crushed and some part of the body is cut off, and one young, sympathetic anesthesiologist's assistant performs. Colitis, therefore, and does not get into the right node, once colitis, two colitis... seven... I do not get very well, the condition is premature, please wait a little while until I rest. Rested, again does not work, it is removed by the doctor, colitis and falls from the first time. They are taken to the operating room, she is in a row and suddenly asks why you are smiling and here I realize that somewhere after the fifth or sixth time on my face just frozen grimace something remotely resembling a smile. And I myself will not understand why, whether from the fact that I got not experienced, and watching her actions was fun, whether from the fact that I understood, she will assist and it is not even a smile, but the literal state of "I am in the shower"...

Gifted balsams for hair with straws oil emu.