Hardware and software company. Half a hundred employees.
We have three dogs in the company.
2: You are a fool! Was it hard to finish the tests a week earlier? Sales from your delays fell by a quarter!
1: No one has accidentally told you that a poorly tested product is a potential headache of sapports and bag fixers, and therefore a nonchalant component of the cost of the product.
Are you pretending or really a fool? Money comes from sales. Sapphire is a net loss.
Also, let’s say that the developer is Darmoods :)
2: Yes, you have half there to release, there will be more oxygen! Everything goes on in marketing! Print it on the wall so you don’t forget it.
Amendment: We have four bugs in the company.
Near the garbage tanks in the last came a decent stack of our teethy brothers.
Tonight I watch TV, advertisement: Four out of five adult dogs..."
The husband enthusiastically continues: "Live, %&#, in our yard!"
The guys were discussing something that was in the system! I issued: "Without bicycles the system will not stand!"... Adding: "And without bicycles - will not go".
Everything seems obvious, but the guys were very pleased and decided to make it our project doctrine.
For a strong and independent woman:
A selfie stick.
A stick for sex
DerArto: No one has seen little pigeons, because they are like the children of deputies - grow up abroad, and come here to chew and fuck.
I liked a young man in the office.
But all the erotic fantasies suddenly disappeared when he came to my house for a cup of tea and took off his shoes.
Habr, an article with a very detailed description of the processes that occur when entering an address in a browser:
Then the “Input” button returns to the original position.
WOW: This is if the keyboard is not pre-pulled with sweet tea :) Because then chemistry, physics, mechanics, psychology and a large number of linguistics in the field of obscene vocabulary will be embedded in the chain of processes.
The boss said that for toning inside the cup more than 10% will be fined on coffee sugar and cookies.
Q: Did you drink milk? and ;)
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yyy: Managua drank as in childhood
Did you drink the sausage? :D
xxx: "milk bought" and "collabs bought" ;)
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Yyyy: I hear from the quasdapil!))
and allo! Department of IT?
Yes to hello.
The labels are multiplying on my desk.
Yesterday we were sitting with a friend in the park, from the nephyg to do removed the link knot and hanged on a tree.I am passing by this tree today and I see a note - Where was the soap, soap?
And here Malakhov (who is Gennady Petrovich): "You can’t imagine how birth is GREATENING, DIRECTLY YOUNGING WOMEN!
As a man who worked with this fan of sweaters, cars and kicking girls for poops, I can reveal a secret. Three programs of this kind were written on a day with the little girl. The theme is developed and the script is written in 3-4 hours. Achinea, which results has nothing to do even with traditional medicine. But the correspondent gets his 120k a month for this and comes up with the next portion of the creative.
The Armenian Radio says:
For about 20 years, I have been concerned about the question: what is the fate of Lida’s girlfriend, who was forgotten in the bus?
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For a girlfriend I will not say, but the actress who played her a few months later gave birth.
When I was a child, I was afraid of the dentist because it hurt.
I am afraid of the testers.
Comrade who advises to give girls accessories with the inscription of the type "My favorite, the most beautiful woman in the world. Forever yours, xxxx"
What are you doing?
For a clean coin, they will take, they will really give it. Do you think how at least the face to control when such a "gift" you get? Not to mention where this horror then goes...
XXX: Great... We missed an entire postgraduate department.
YYYYY: YYYYYYYY what?
XX: He had to move from one corps to another. He left the old one a week ago, and so far no one has seen him, and no one in any body knows where he is.
I was interviewed with Z. HR today, and the manager gave me a laptop and said, “Try to sell it to me.” Well, I took the notepad and went out of the room with it, and then I went out at all! When I got home, I was called by a HR manager and started shouting hysterically, “Return my notebook right away!” I said: 200 backs and note your...
Fantasy
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Patriots of the planet, please tell the existing political, economic, social mechanisms to the peoples and governments:
War greedy and meaninglessly wipes out the resources for which it fights.
Let us properly manage the resources of the planet for the benefit of humanity.
and Basta! End of War! Peace to the peoples!
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Elementary - to gather under your flags the army of the good and destroy all the evil!
Fast and fast!! The director needs the logo of our organization in LUCCHES!! to
NN: E-E... maybe in the curve?
Maybe it doesn’t matter!! He said it could be in Ward!! to
Yaya: (passing by, deeply thoughtfully)... in the curved rays of Ward...
It all started with a train that went deeper and deeper into the forest. Then I moved onto a car that was penetrating through the mud.
Finally we arrived at home, looking completely abandoned. It turned out that there were four people living in it: an elderly woman involved in alchemy, her son, whose thoughts were occupied only by the cleanliness of his shirts, and two of his daughters.
I was supposed to write an article about this family, but every member of the family claimed that nothing unusual was happening.
The first strange thing: Everyone, except the old lady, photographed the space behind each other’s back or back, sometimes for almost a minute. The pictures were not shown, but they were carefully examined.
Strange number two: they all ate the powder that the old lady had cooked. On my questions "How long have they eaten these powders?" and "What is it?" I was told that their family has always eaten powders - the oldest member of the family had special skills and prepared the right amount for everyone.
The strange thing is that everyone hated apples, the apples were cut. The accidental appearance of an apple in the house provoked hysteria in the whole family.
And then he came. And I died. My flesh was eaten, my bones were crushed into powder. I became a defense against the evil that surrounded the family.
What is this movie?? to