What is gender equality? Previously, a woman was like a dog: came, ate, fucked and slept.
I’m sorry for your dog.
How are you? ?
Elizabeth: I am tired, sleepy and dumb))))
This is normal for student life!!! to
There is such a contagious disease – a student. Symptoms - drowsiness and headache
Victor: and also blue spots under the eyes, constantly tired look. They have smart eyes, like dogs, but they can’t say anything.
Elizabeth: and such pityful and pityful whispers and a begging look at the teaching with a request for a reckoning
A: There is a little...
I demand to prohibit the publication of quotes on the tower, which speaks about the video on YouTube, but there is no link to it. As if you hear a remake of the trailer fucking funny comedy, which you will never see((.This feeling of dissatisfaction appears and itching in the fingers, and there is nowhere to click.
How can you throw all the bones from a whole chicken grill eaten into the toilet? Going to visit my mom? 4 hours I tried to save the toilet, a little filled the neighbors, 2 cages of harpik, domostos, and armaturin still did their job! But this is only the beginning! She loves me... decided to make my blonde cake... now I don’t worry about gas leaks – here’s how you could burn the gas plate along with the cakes??? I recently did a repair on the lodge, the floor with a cement solution was equal, a little solution remained, so this blonde was dusting the whole bunch and collected the remains from the board! So I decided to try!! My neighbor has been laughing for a week as I cracked the concrete in the vacuum cleaner! The hot water was turned off a day ago...because it later leaves me, I couldn’t prevent it – so why was it necessary to open all the hot water cranes in the whole apartment? Will it appear immediately? Two floors lower than the bush! Now I have 5 shells glued on the refrigerator, 10 on the plasma telephone, 5 on the microwave, and I didn't pay for the toilet - I glued it all!!! The guys!! It would be nothing, but I have a wedding tomorrow with her!!!! to
>Wow, there will be asking, agree or not - say no. If you say yes, it will be your fault.
When will people learn to think?
Well my girlfriend does hair removal all the time with this special Veet gel well type of hair and hair then fall off itself... well she is using it for her intimate places too... so my hair also started to fall out in the palsy... but that’s not all... I recently saw my best friend’s hair fall off too... I start to suspect something.;...
In the wardrobe of a real woman is always attached a pair of branched horns for
A modest gift to a loved one.
Nick Blue
The preamble. American guest with an English gentleman. and smoking,
He puts his feet on the table. Then he asks, “Is it okay that I’m sitting like that?”
The answer is: “What are you! You can put all four legs.”
On our floor in the office center rooms are rented by four companies. All of us
meet for a long time. We go to visit each other, celebrate together.
The holidays. Here we came yesterday. General trade firm.
He sits so self-satisfied at the negotiating table, puts on it.
their feet. Our chief accountant, a cute girl, asks: “You
This what? In response negligent: “I signed a contract for five multiples!”
I threw him out of my job: “Congratulations. You can honor.
Put all four feet on the table.” The young man’s face is thoughtful.
I tell him a joke. The same reaction. He is not with me today.
He speaks. Only 24 hours passed...
Eyewitnesses claim that on the crash test "Belaza" concrete plate
tried to disappear.
31.10.08 by
I was in the local office today, called. They began to ask where he was at night, who will prove that I.T.D. slept. and etc. I ask what the matter is. History is a writer. At night, a police officer was hard burned at the coffee shop next to my house, during a fight the attacker had a notepad. On my list of F.I.O. and phone ))))))))))))
I can hear...
xxx: by the way, can pearl scripts be compiled so that the code is not visible?
YYY: Is it shameful for the code?
Taking as the basis what fools are lucky and adding to this that the drunken sea on the knee, it turns out that on weekends I am immortal!
NATO is
An advance given?
+ 3
The advance is given at the end of the working day.
This time
It is not the case that this day is just a working day.
by citation
A 14-year-old girlfriend in contact:
Favorite book: I try to read Nietzsche. Early"
What fucking funny? What to worry about a guy? A good man will grow up. Not a whore and not a whore.
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Yesterday I almost slept: I saw how a 5-year-old daughter grows up: she took a poster with Shrek and hanged a poster "Ranetok".
>> She doesn’t grow up, but thumbs. Cut off your child’s access to television before it’s too late, save her brain!
Greetings to Lena
Hello to Lena. How to do?
...
How are you with the mouse?
Lena is bad.
We argue all the time. I even promised to give him a break.
[Vasya] Lena that you don’t mean now – I’m not jealous of Mishka
Sm[SteeL]: I sit and look at the information about the country villages: "... From the forest side the village is separated by a 2-meter noise-isolating transparent metal fence" o_O
I bought a bomb pack today in Paterson. On the cheque: "Wermischell Rollton with the taste of g".
It is clearly understood)
Scorp: Let’s come up with the lines, line by line.
Give the first line.
Astrozombie: I walk on the prospectus
Scorp: With a red umbrella in his hands
Astrozombie: And I’ll probably join the sect...I’ll ride on the beetles
Astrozombie: O_o
My mother gave me a couch two beds six months ago. Because of the lack of room at home, he was temporarily placed at my unseen. A couple of months later, they separated safely. Today I am talking with a friend.
How is the mood?
I am in shock.
He: What happened?
I: Shit, I remembered today that I forgot my former couch.
He: I understand the cowards, but the couch? Oh well cool.
I come home, I get a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, I go to the kitchen, I open and give the answer button, listen to who has not yet got there... And clearly at the moment when I make a heavy swallow, the aunt from the answer machine gives the phrase:
I want you to help me... My son is drinking... Please help me.
Fuck, you can’t do that. ?