Tarantino: By the way. Thrak - how to pronounce you correctly?
Thrak: Everyone pronounces in the measure of their disappointment :)
Toruńko: Well okay, I always "th" pronounced as "s"

Technical: How are you?
Yes, with variable successes. How are you?
Technical: I work
Fake: I would force myself.
fake: when a lot of different work is thrown on me - I don't prioritize, but just put the fuck on everything at once

from Admin to All Users:

Who took the green pencil and did not return it?
Please urgently return the clamp and a bottle of 0.5 liters of whisky to the 321st room.

And writing is an invention of the Sumerians. In five thousand years, they have received so many license fees that I fear that all the Jews together will not be able to earn such a sum.
YYY: First you need to find at least one pure shimmer.
zzz: Nikita Mikhalkov (pure blood sumer in the 3rd generation) is ready to take this heavy wear on and receive 1% of the license fees.

Cake will save the world from the end of the world.
B: They will not be saved. Only cakes and cockroaches will survive the end of the world. And some of them can evolve into a new civilization. I’m in favor of a civilization of intelligent cakes.

A deep thought came to mind! The situation with delicious food, like with sex: the first time after the process, it seems that it is not the main thing in life!

The daughter:
And I thought, say let's buy a carpet :D or put this... the word forgot

Mother :
The Fuck?:D :D :D

The daughter:
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We should not blame teenagers for illiteracy and illiteracy, but such parents. I am afraid for my country.

Spam email: Natalya is the best gift for the new year. Give me two!!! to

She: Well, I turned on such a fool and I say, type and I don't know, it's not for me.
He: So you can turn it off?
She says: You have gone!! to

Comedy short film "what customers want".
The protagonist gets during a brain accident the ability to read the minds of customers. As a result, he dies from the paradox.

I sit under the table this morning. In our service department, where everyone is always busy, a relatively new accountant runs in with an alarming appearance:
I have something with the chair.
Serviceman: What did you eat?
The bush is not entering: it has crumbled on the floor, and it does not hold!
Serviceman starting to roast: Health needs to beined.
And only then it became clear that the gaspatron was flowing. I wave

The housephone ringed.
I guess who could be there.
XHH: I fit
xxx: "police, open up"
Tagged: fucking
I ask "and you are not with me"?
xxxh: "No, not to you, drive the childproon further"
Tagged with: Zbsi Nach

Today I learned all the truth about soldiers and police officers.
WOW: What is the truth?
I was in business with a fifth grade student. After some time, she began to notice that she often says “Blue Pony” or “Green Pony Goes” and so on. At first I thought she remembered the cartoon, but at the end I still asked who she was about. Her answer was a masterpiece, "Militians are blue pony, and soldiers are green pony, that’s what everyone knows" now I can’t normally look at police officers and soldiers))

Do not laugh at the end of the world!
I sit here at the party at home (Msk) drink a beer and watch the news on the box. There is a story about people who buy salt and light bulbs, waiting for the end of the world, and, in short, everything about it. over some other grandmother, I strained straight in the voice. All of it! The telephone itself. The wife was just in the bathroom bathing and let go from there, I thought I was such a joke.. and I could not even get to her right away, you can't see them! It quickly turned out that there was no light in the whole house, and only in our, 14 floors, 3 entrances. Well, here began... the search in the darkness of candles, light bulbs and lamps... the device of romantic illumination throughout the house. The beauty! But the Nifiga! After 5 minutes the hot water ended. After 15 minutes it became clear that the batteries are cooling (everything on individual pumps works!) The elevators stand by themselves. It also quickly lost its importance. We have nowhere to go! And the light does not all include... oh! The refrigerator flow! This is where we realized what the “end of the world” is in the modern world! Honestly, I felt absolutely helpless. P.s The lights came only at 5 a.m.

He moved the cochlin’s toilet and stopped filling the filler...Bushka assessed it as a jock ham and began to dude on the threshold...took his mouth into a roasted blasphemy, squeezed into the bowl in a new place, as soon as he managed the matter, praised, starved, gave a snack...for what he fought and struck... now this striped miracle with a persistent meucco mewkiny calls me to see how she does and NEEDS, NEEDS!!! Flavors and tastes...

The Rule!! Do not take pictures of people who have something in their face!!! Then they will pursue you – "What do I have with my face"?

News on the track:
Hulk announced his desire to leave "Zenit"

"Halk is tired Halk go away."

People, who can tell about the ZOTA boilers?
I have worth.
I am worth too. But I still wanted to know about cats...

Add the button: "And where to laugh?"

Olga: Another measure to combat winter traffic jams has been proposed in the government – it is considered necessary to involve the army to clean up the roads during heavy snowfall. They will be carried out by engineering units of the Armed Forces.
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Ekaterina: Well, the division with the blades on the route Russia-10 and begins to clean the roofs
Catherine: two soldiers from the construction bathtub replace the excavator, it is known