A running man

On May 9th, I went to Dacia. The streets were almost empty, all the people sat around the houses and celebrated.
The suburbs of Moscow were not covered by the May heat and the air conditioner that did not wake up from the winter sleep saved me from the hustle of hell.
Suddenly stuck in a deaf traffic, where it should not be at all, the navigator showed that somewhere far away the road is blocked, the holiday still.
The smokers left their cars, decorated with red bars, and spread across the square to breathe hot asphalt.
Then I saw him for the first time.
It was a long-strung, white-brushed sergeant, he walked by a halo by me, cleverly, like a deer, maneuvering between standing cars. It seemed that somewhere nearby, behind the square, a truck with parade fighters was waiting for him, and the sergeant suggested not to delay his own.
Twenty minutes later, the stream slowly moved, the thing went and soon I saw it again. The sergeant ran somewhere far ahead of me, not as fast and not as easy as before, but with all human strength and it was visible. He fled like a wounded pilot from German shepherds. Within ten minutes I gradually pursued and equaled the runner, opened the window and shouted:

Oh the fighter! I am in the direction of Zvenigrod, if on the way, sit down, I will drive.

The grimass of the runner's pain was replaced by surprise, and then an unfailing childhood joy. The sergeant rushed to me, and then the forces left him, he just as a puppet stood down. The car smelled nostalgic. At first, the poor man could only hardly breathe, as the dying dog breathes at the veterinarian, then he paused between inhalations and pulled out a whispering sickle:

and Hassie Hassia.
Yes, not for what. You are quiet, don’t talk yet, calm down and rest well. Here is the water bread.

After a few minutes, the traffic was completely dissolved and we flew under sixty. Wet, as if out of the bath, the sergeant was able to speak almost without suffocating:

Thank you very much for picking up. We were moved to another point yesterday, and my mother came to me in the old part, well, Mom. Half a day. The surprise wanted to do. She has a train tonight. Now she has to go back to the station. The commander let me go, and I ran away. I had no time and had no hope of anything. You have to run, right? If not you... sorry, I should...

The sergeant picked up the number and almost shouted at his little phone: “Mom, Mom, I’ll be able to wait! I’m being taken by car, you know? I will surely succeed! Stay there! I kissed.”

I shortened the march of throwing to this fighter by eight kilometers, brought him to the CPC itself, and even saw my mother slightly.

It all seemed to have ended well, but I was so saddened by this story. It cannot be, because it can never be. What kind of aliens have gathered around me? And where did the aliens get the cars with the banner of Victory? None of the hundreds of aliens who passed by picked up an asphyxiating man on Earth. And only, for some reason, I handed myself out with a little bit. Especially sad from the realization that if suddenly, in the middle of the street will catch the heart, then me and any other person, no one will help, because aliens are not helpers to people.

What is this cloudy?
The horoscope says, “The Aquarius can learn about the betrayal of a loved one.”
Are you a waterlord?
The water woman...

I was probably 5 years old, but I remembered this episode very well. My father was sitting on the couch, watching TV and eating a salty seduce, the plate stood next to the couch, in addition to the pieces of seduce there was also milk, as it later turned out. I climbed on the couch and at some point fell from it, hurting my head. I sit and admire. Dad said, “Well, let me see what you have there. Oh well! Yes, you have a hole in your head, your brains have fallen out...” And she shows me the milk. I was just in horror. Then he crawled in my head again and got another “piece of the brain.” I have been gray for five years...

She regularly talks in her dreams. In the morning, of course, she doesn’t remember anything, and asks to record her nightly statements (but I usually scored because of short phrases).

Today, I wake up from a long bump.

The monologue is quite connected. And I hear the direct question: “Is there a country where there is always the sun and there are no clouds and clouds at all? »

I think, right now, I’ll gather material for history. I turn to the cell phone, remove the phone from the charger, turn on the camera, turn to it, supposedly clarify, "what did you ask about the sun? “And the silence.

Okay, I fell asleep again.

I lie back. A few seconds pass and I hear the phrase: “I would have answered if you answered yourself, and not used again for information on the phone...! »

In the morning, of course, I did not remember anything, but we found out that we can be offended even in the unconscious state.

We have a long-established company, with which we rest together, ride to the sea, land, go to each other for guests, etc. There are different things that people have, but I wanted to tell you about one that is why it is the most angry.

There is, therefore, a family couple, we have been communicating with them for 15 years, everything is okay, they both work, they are not far from miserable, but there is some kind of sloth in them. We usually have a pre-defined format for joint trips, then each deals with some items in the menu, and as a result we put everything together and divide it into all equally, this is like a tradition, since student times, but it has remained so until now.

The heroes of this story usually act as follows – guys, and let’s prepare such a dish. The reaction is usually simple – no question, prepare. As a result, when we calculate the total, there are prices for all components with a coefficient of 2 from the prices of the ordinary market, well, and a story in excuse that we are for friends, the best, did not buy so to say. Well, we also bought a cage, what to cook in it, it will remain with us, but there will be a common type, if anyone needs, call, take. They went to the sea together a couple of years ago, in the same way they fell on tourist chairs and a table - it is common, if you need to call someone, take it. Or, for example, we go to the country, someone decided to drive without a car, that would arrive thoroughly, call our heroes - give it up? In response, of course, with pleasure. As a result, when we calculate who owes how much, it turns out that for the road gasoline must be paid in half. There was a case when on the birthday of our hero he called everyone out, but at the same time persistently warned – it is not in honor of the birthday, just gather, sit, talk, drink... It turned out that this manoeuvre was for the menu, as usual, to spread on everyone, because. In the same way, we were surprised at the new home, i.e. everyone gathered, looked at the newly repaired square room, congratulated the owners, drank and ate, and at the end - we counted the menu here, with you so much. There are many episodes of these, against the backdrop of the joy of meeting they are not noticeable, but then you begin to think – no, what exactly, where is the logic, why, why...

In short, the essence is: in the company no one sucks the leg, everyone is sufficiently assured and accomplished, so this behavior surprises everyone, but either because of education or long-standing relationships, or maybe all together, no one wants to talk about it in their face.

He decided to share in connection with the fact that they were gathering again with friends at the country, but the heroes of the story were not there because, as the owner of the country said, they were kidding something with their little stuff. And here everyone seemed to break, because everyone had it boiled, but it was not convenient to say.

My friend told me the case was in February. She finally managed to convince her husband to go shopping. He was a man and didn’t like to go shopping. Everything went well that day - and the spouse was free and the money was... In general, they spent a few hours in the shopping center, bought upgrades (a pair of new shirts, jeans, pants, something else in detail..). We decided then not to go home for a little walk, and at the same time to wash this matter so that my husband's nervous system can be restored after all the numerous samples. They went down to the lake near the TC, found a shop... Further from the words of a friend:

"We sit, therefore, caveat, drink cognac, snack chocolate and admire the surroundings. Suddenly comes a group of men, as it later turned out, lovers of morching. We dress up and so on. There were no more shops nearby, then their clothes and bags began to fold near us. Well, we are not sorry for the place, but at the same time we got free entertainment, watching the brave morge dive into the doorstep. We penetrated them and even offered to bread our cognac for a warm-up. The proposal was accepted at “Ura”. In short, we sat down, talked, discussed different types of hardening. When the cognac was over, the men thanked us, gathered their clothes, said goodbye and went to sunset. And we went home too. We look, and the package with new things like we didn’t have! We looked, and there instead of upgrades are old clothes, towels and wet trousers... Men confused their bags and accidentally took our instead of theirs!

The clothes just got out of the store, a lot of money spent... shit! We drank our cognac and ate our chocolate. In short, we found some cardboard in the snow, wrote a lipstick (there was no more writing) a note asking to return someone else’s things and phone number and left it on the shop. We went home in a sadness, in the thoughts already saying goodbye to their updates.

The Morsi were honest people. One hour later we called and got our package back. Long apologized for the misunderstanding, told how we were sought and accidentally found a note... And for moral damage even offered us a half beer...”

Faith in humanity has been fully restored.

It was long ago. I had one old friend named Kirill. He did not want to serve and decided to withdraw from the army.

A curved corruption path led him to a psychotherapist. Whether the doctor was highly specialized, or he simply had connections in that department, but instead of the typical diagnoses 3A (lunatism) and 7B (schizophrenia) was identified alcoholic delirium. It is white, it is white.

To confirm and confirm the diagnosis, Kirill was placed in the Kursk Psychiatric Hospital, better known to the people as Sapogovo. In the department, he was the only healer, and the rest of the patients were there for real treatment.

Quickly bored, Kirill already on the second day, made a night trip to the nearest village for the same and drank with the neighbors around the chamber. The outbursts became overnight and not only the neighbors, but also the other patients of the department began to descend (where did they have the money? ) On the promised walked and send a clever young man into a walk through a high fence.

On the fourth day, doctors noticed a significant deterioration in the mental state of their caregivers. Some, already almost ready for discharge, had a “protein” recurrence. An internal investigation has begun.

On the fifth day, one of the patients handed over to his dealer Kirill. He was immediately discharged with a scandal, stating in his medical card that he was absolutely healthy and had no delirium.

So Kirill became the only person I knew who was expelled from the psychic.

The place of action is the store "Peterochka", Borysoglebsk. last summer. I am on vacation.

I walk, pick up food for a village dinner in one person, because I came to a village near Borisoglebsk without a wife.

I notice that some lady of considerable sizes throws a package of free packages into the cart. Of those in which the fruit itself should be applied.

Not a couple of pieces, but a bunch, packs in a hundred.

I wonder how they react at the box. In turn, he stood right behind her. It was funny and disgusting to watch her putting out the contents of the stuff so that the cashier would not see her because of the box office. But she saw.

At the request to lay out the packages, the lady began to whisper that the packages are free and she "has the right" to this did not agree the guard of the store. The tone changed. “Do you feel sorry? These are not your packages. I need them all!”

I broke my shopping and leaving advised the lady to look into the toilets of the shopping center, say, there toilet paper also lies for free.

He was overwhelmed and left.

Previously, pulling the rope, the hooligans did not allow us to reach the wallet with our own money, and now they want to repeat this trick with our retirement savings.

The old barber.

We lived in the same house in the corner of Komsomolskaya and Chkalov. On the second floor, right above the garden "Young Astronaut". There was a good sound insulation in the stalinks, but in the afternoon there was a quiet blinking of the upset Sadiq piano and a choral youth cosmonaut colorated messo-soprano.
When I hit three, I went into the same garden. I didn’t even have to get out of the parade. My grandmother and I were going down to the same floor, she was knocking on the door of the kitchen – and I was diving into the thick smell of cheese baking, a burnt snack and other masterpieces of kindergarten cooking.
The rotation in these high spheres required everything to be perfect in me, as Chekhov had planned, and for the first time in my life I was taken to the barber.
Here, in a small hairdresser in Chkalov and the Soviet Army, I met Stepan Izrajlevich.
In fact, it was he who met me.
There were three hairdressers in the room. Everyone was busy, and a few others were waiting for their turn.
I never had a haircut yet, I was absolutely sure that at least my scalp would be removed from me, so I revelled, and my grandmother tried to take me to the weak, writing absolutely unbelievable stories about my fearlessness in old times:
When you were small...
Stephan Izrailevich – a tall, thin old man – let the client go, approached me, took his head with both hands and began thoughtfully to turn it in different directions, somewhat bragging about himself. Then he grumbled satisfied and said:
I’ll make this young man a head!
I was surprised and let myself sit in a chair.
Someone who was waiting began to get upset that he came earlier.
Stéphane Izraylevitch rejected carelessly:
Oh, I beg you! Did you come to me personally? Or did I call you? Have you seen me run all over Moldova, or where did you come from there, and call you to my chair?
The scandal was served by another barber. Stepan Izraylevič did not take the turn. He chose the clients himself. He is not stripped. He made his head.
Go here, I’ll make your head. Go here, I tell you. Or do you want to walk with your head unworked?! to
I will not make your head. I don’t see you have a head. The Rain! The Rain! This is for you: just shave him.
Stephan Izraylevitch long clapped with his scissors in the air, praised the scissor, cut five microns - and spoke, speaking without stopping.
I spent my whole childhood with him.
He shaved me just like all the other hairdressers shaved almost all the Odessa boys: under the Canadian.
But he was not another barber, but Stepan Izrylevitch. He was a magician. He was priest. He made my head.
Or do you want to walk with your head untouched? He asked with horror when he accidentally met me on the street. And from his face it was evident that he could not even imagine such a terrible nightmare.
Every minute, with a funny whisper, he blowed a metal chest - as if he was playing a lip harmonic. Zvonko knocked his scissors, then knocked them on the table and grabbed the shave to shave his whiskey and neck.
Stepan Izraylevich had a daughter Sonetchko, about my peer, whom he loved without memory, all the bites. And how many times I was cut - I told about her without silence, cried, sprinkling with saliva from excitement, from the desire to speak to the bottom, without residues.
And how many cannabis she has: she even showed her to the doctor. She laughs astonishingly, shaking her head. And how she is a little whispering because she broke her tooth when she was riding in the yard on the big. How beautiful she sings. How wonderful her eyes are. What a beautiful nose she has. And what a wonderful hair she has (and I’m a little bit familiar with her hair, young man!) is
What a sunny character.
Stepan Izraylevič admired her not in vain. She was indeed a very unusual girl, judging by his stories. Good, fun, smart, honest, courageous. And most importantly, she had the talent to constantly catch up with the most incredible stories. In stories that instantly turned into anecdotes and were told over the years by all Odessa.
It was she, on the boastful question of the neighbor, how the sunny mother liked the long hollow neighbor's nails, shouted, ahead of her mother: "Even like! They might climb trees well!“”
It was she in the tram at the question of some aunt with a baby pot in her hands: "Girl, do you not go here?" She replied, "No, I will go to the house," and at the request, "Send the ticket to the conductor," she was surprised: "So he goes for free!“”
She asked the teacher, “What was the name of Pushkin’s babysitter?” She replied, “My dumb pigeon.”
Sonina's sharpness and adventures differed so quickly that I often even learned about them first in the form of an anecdote from friends, and then from the barber.
I never met Sonia, but I would definitely recognize her, meet her on the street - before that the master's stories were delicious and accurate.
Then my childhood ended, I grew up, I went to the army, we moved, I studied, I worked, I turned around, I lost many old acquaintances - and Stepan Izraylevich too.
Ten years later, I met again. He was an old man, in his eighty. He still worked. Only in another hairdresser - on Tiraspol Square, right above the "Golden calf".
Strangely enough, he remembered me very well.
I went back to the old man. He also solemnly and magically "made my head." Then we went down to the Golden Turtle and he allowed me to eat a cognac.
And while he cut me, and while we were drinking with him, he talked silently, sprinkling with saliva. Gold, a daughter born to Sunny.
Stephan Izraylevitch simply worshipped her. He called her gold and gold. He blissfully closed his eyes. He put himself on the beds. And sometimes he even began to shake up, as in a Jewish prayer.
Then we separated. To say goodbye, Stepan Izraylevich warned me not to forget to come again:
Do you think, or do you want to walk with your head untouched?! to
Most of all, Zlata, according to Stepan Izraylevich, loved Iriski. But it was at the height of the damned nineties, there was a ball of repentance in the shops, for some reason they disappeared too.
Absolutely by chance I saw the iris in Uzhgorod – and solemnly handed them to Stepan Izrajlevich, sitting with the already made head in the “Golden calf”.
For your gold. her favorite ones.
He reacted wildly. He grabbed a candy ball, pressed it to himself and suddenly cried. He really cried. The old tears.
The gold... the gold...
He ran away without even saying goodbye.
And in the evening he called me from the machine (he had my phone for a long time), and for a long time apologized, thanked and admirably told how Zlata was delighted with this unwise guest.
The next time I came to make my head, the hairdresser girls told me that Stepan Izraylevitch had died a couple of days ago.
I long called the manager. Finally, he dictated the old master’s home address, and I went there.
He lived on Mills, somewhere near the Parachute. I found in the half-broken courtyard only in the slum of a roasted yard.
It turned out that I was late for the meals: they were yesterday. The relatives of Stepan Izraylevich did not announce (I thought that something bad could have happened to Sonya and Zlata too, we need to find them soon).
Neighbors took a meal in the hairdresser’s room. They remembered. They overturned. They danced under the Mayak. overturned again. They wasted the old man’s wealthy treasure.
The palace man managed to hide at least a wallet filled with documents and letters from sin.
I gave him a bottle, picked up the wallet and brought it home: it will probably contain Sony’s address.
There are addresses for everyone.
Stephan Izraylevich’s father passed through the entire war, but was killed by the Nazis at the very beginning of 1946 in Western Ukraine during the cleansing of the Bandera pagan that spread through the shrines after our victory over their German masters.
The mother was shot in the occupied Odessa by the Romanians, five years before the death of her father: in October 1941. Together with her were killed two of her three children: Sophia (Sonnechka) and Golda (Zlata).
There are no other relatives of Stepan Izraylevich.
I watched for a long time the broken notes and excerpts. Then I poured the glass to the edge. I drank. He sat with his eyes closed, feeling the burned vodka penetrating his way.
And it was only now that I realized that the only man who could make a head was dead.
The last time he had a ridiculous whisper. I put the scissors on the table. He went home, taking a large piece of Odessa with him. He went to his sisters: the shameful hemp Sunetke and the touching shameful Golden Golden.
And we, all who have stayed here so far, will now walk with the unmade head for the rest of our lives.
Or do we want that?

Alexander Pashchenko

In defense of July and on the questions “Why send a weak singer to the contest” I can say – and in the world football championship why do we participate?

I went to work at a call center. I have not been there for a long time (spoiler). I went through training, got acquainted with future "colleagues", everything went well. Often the guys in the smoker mentioned a girl, calling her no other than a "gorilla". I was intrigued, asking everyone what the gorillas were, why, and so on. And here I saw her. A cute girl. Yes is high. More than 2 meters. Higher than me by half the head (I 195), and wider in my shoulders. Unfortunately I had her. She blinked in her eyes for no apparent reason. She did not communicate with anyone, came, worked on a change, left. I decided to approach her, talk to her. I shyly sit down and greet me politely. And then I get a “greeting”: “So we won’t get anything out because you’re crazy. You can say nothing.” I sneezed, left with a pale face and didn’t even look at her again. Soon she resigned, and then I. And what was it? Ultimate stupidity or confusion?and :)

I remembered the story of the aircraft.

A fun Friday evening, I sit with my friends at the bar. It was just beginning, so it was too early to think about the clarity of the mind... Suddenly, a call from an unknown number:

- Allo

Hi to you! Do you sell any_object?

- Yes

Are you changing on the phone?

No, it is not interesting.

You don’t even know what the phone is.

What does it matter to me what kind of phone if I am not interested in exchanging on the phone?

What should I do with him now! ? to ! to ? to ! to

Gothic...



The next evening I was in some confusion and even a bit of guilt.

The youngest son was taken to kindergarten. They were worried, but they went home. The hour was written with the teacher. How is? What? Relaxed and dependent...What to do? Quiet at home. Cases are rearranged. No one cries or cries.

They turned on the TV and watched the cartoon on the Carousel channel for five minutes until they realized that they could switch.

A man is given a wife to argue boldly with her. Not really engaging with the boss in disputes.

Here you are waiting for funny stories and trying to write funny about the WOW. But it all comes down to mate and sex. I read fictional stories about veterans and offended them. So 11.05.18 story No.947488, 947489 by signature –Serge, well “natural hills” as said in the comments – tracer. War cannot be written funny. It is always hurt. I will try to write about my relatives. My father, Ivan Afanasievich, was in the army for 7 years. Called into the army, then war with the Germans, then with Japan, and demobilized only in 1946 was a front driver, carried shells on the front, fought on the Kursk arc, in Poland, in Sanok was wounded, awarded with combat medals and orders. He was very modest. I’ve never heard of his mother’s word, although he’s seen a lot. But he didn’t like to talk about the war, but in 1991 he wrote memoirs to the newspaper Veteran to tell “the younger generation how they liberated the freedom and independence of our Soviet Motherland from German-Fascist enslavement.” The part where we carried ammunition on the spot was not backwards, it went forward, breaking the enemy's defense, and we followed it along the wheat-roast fields, shaken with bullets, and approached the unusual wall. A wall of human corpses, about two meters high, was neither visible to the right nor to the left of the wall. The corpses were laid as ordered by the ranks of German and our Soviet soldiers, who, then assaulted, then retreated through these corpses, and they were crushed by hurricane fire, building a wall. I saw roughly the same walls from the corpses of German soldiers and officers, but there they were laid specifically when cleaning the streets of St. Korosten. Looking at these walls is wild, horrible. What nerves does a soldier need to have to survive all this horror of the war?"My mother, Elizabeth Nikiticna, at the age of 16, in 1942 was mobilized to the military plant in Krasnoyarsk, making parts for aircraft, shells. I remembered that it was so hard that they were constantly asking for the front, for the front. If you work at night and fall asleep behind the machine – the court! I could sleep out of weakness. I have always eaten and always wanted to eat. The master regretted the girl, walked around the shop, woke up. My mom was constantly performing.
100 percent or more. She said that if there were any inaccuracies in the details of the aircraft, such details in the flight could be refused and they were very responsible about their work. My mother was awarded a medal "for courageous work in VOV". My grandfather, Athanasius Nikolaevich, was wounded in a battle with a shell fragment, right in the heart. the shell fragment stuck in mm from the heart and the surgeon said: - if I am to remove the shell fragment, then the soldier may die at my table, and so can still live. My grandfather lived 70 years, worked, built houses, raised five sons. I’ve never heard from him a mother’s word, and I don’t remember that he remembered the war. There was some kind of taboo. My other grandfather, Nikita Egorovich, having armor, volunteered for the front, for the front. Also no talk about the war, the only case I remember, my mom told, my grandfather in the colchon had a family, children. And the collective farms, too, during the war, were hungry, because everyone was delivered to the front, there was a plan to deliver milk and tobacco oil, etc. Do not submit to the tribunal. And here my grandfather receives a letter on the front that his only son (there were only girls) died of hunger (maybe not from hunger, but there was no doctor in the village). Grandfather from sorrow stood on the brustover let the Germans kill me, why live.high, 2 meters tall, a beautiful man stands in all his height, bullets with a windsurf whipped from all sides and none even hit. Then our people started shouting, “Sit down, otherwise we’ll kill you because you’re giving out positions.” He fell and cried, hugging the ground. Grandfather died early, at 50 years old, but I remember him as a kind, never-mother, and he sang beautiful songs he had a beautiful voice. I grew up in the post-war period, there was famine, destruction, but our generation grew up in the conditions of love for children, for life, for peace! Our parents and grandparents rebuilt the country. In our time, mat and tattoos were a sign of a bad tone, as campers from places not so remote were mating and accumulating. But today’s young people don’t think it is shameful. On the Internet, it is “fun” to joke all mat and at the same time get a bunch of likes (even the name dog). The singers sing their native songs, earning millions from it. Is this our culture? Lolita, Shnur and even Kirkorov, the king, pop star, fell down to this cheap authority, taking a shameful clip-"color of mood blue" on the eve of the holiday on May 9, where there are bombs, addicts, alkashi, a small child drinking wine from his throat right in the store and Kirkorov himself matures, and deliciously, with taste. And then he rejoices like a boy: “Ura, I have ten million views!” My daughter, a modern woman, 34 years old, when I begin to say my opinion about all this, says: “Yes, it’s just such a joke. Millions of our descendants have rebuilt the country from the ruins, so that now, because of the incident, you have looked at them, and they are already all in the world and can not defend themselves. And now the day of Victory has become a source of profit. It is a pity that fascism in our country is furious about our veterans. She wrote the true truth. Sorry for not being funny, but with tears in my eyes.

Donald Trump has promised to deport all illegal immigrants from the United States. The Indians finally rejoiced for the first time in several centuries.

I am a single father. In 1993, after the divorce, he remained with his little son in his arms, well, and went away, smelled and worked wherever possible.

For those who do not remember those years, I will say that there has been no such ass in our country since 1945. Work was as a gift of God, and salary in general seen by few lucky people. I worked at a poultry factory, first as a slug, and then as an electrician, I received a boiler (chickens in the amount of 12 kg) and could collect products under the salary in the buffet. They also needed “live money.” That’s why I had to crack again.

This continued for several years. Sometimes I was so tired that I forgot to eat. Despite my age, I knew I was doing my best.

And this morning, on my rare weekend, I woke up with a son standing at the door of my room. He was seven years old then. I see he was waiting for me to wake up, and I wonder:

Son, what are you?

He is pleased:

Dad, I have prepared your breakfast!

After this news, my dream disappeared. Agree, for a seven-year-old boy cooking breakfast is not a very usual activity.

We went to the kitchen, and there in the plate was a real egg with sausages and a glass of tea.

Nothing that sausages he burned right in cellophane, and the eggs embossed well very cool. Everything was delicious, even sausages.

The tea was strong and sweet.

It was the best breakfast in my life.



Sasha is cooking fantastic. Sometimes his dishes cause questions to me, but here’s what he inherited the culinary abilities of his grandmother, grandfather and hopefully mine – that’s true.

My wife left me because I was panic and paranoid.

UPD: No, she just went out for the mail.

Regardless of how the Russian state is reformed, it is still the Moscow Empire.