I came late at night from work. My grandmother is 73 years old and her children are minors. Everyone sleeps... I go to the bathroom, and there is an epilator... Okay, I will ask my eldest son tomorrow, in which places I did depilation :) STOP!!! Why doesn’t the dog meet me? O_O

From a conversation with a familiar bassist about girls bassists
xxx: I met one girl, her name is Bass)))
Is he playing on the base? x )
xxx: no, only a little on the guitar
But I would marry her and take her name.

From the German city of Petting (Petting) to the Austrian Fuking (Fucking) can be reached by car in 40 minutes.

Sauron: Today is a lost day
by Sauron: 4.04

Be cursed the inventor of the toilet with the "flash effect"!

I: Men will soon need equal rights with women. How is emancipation called the opposite?
It is... pedophilia!!!? to

Gasoline is expensive because gasoline prices rise.
The cost of transportation increases

xxx: I beat, and lately more and more fantasize about women..I had a girlfriend, so I understand what it’s about.. Sometimes I feel like I’m ready to realize my fantasies with a real man.. but how do I find her? I don't want to post a photo on dating sites, I don't want to tell a lot about myself, I don't know how to get to know on the sites (although, why, as a result, I still write on the site))), I don't see the opportunity to find her among my acquaintances. I am 33, I want the ease of communicating with a free adult positive person.
Thanks for your comments))

YYY: How can I bake cakes if I don’t have flour, kefir, eggs and cabbage, oatmeal, oven without oven, and I can’t, I don’t want to go to the store and I don’t know the recipe? I sit evil and hungry. What to do?

The xxx:
What is your favorite sexual perversion?

WOW :
I am happy!

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What is domination?

My favorite shooters in jeans...

In Ukrainian, there are two words to love and love. You can love any table, chair, tree. They only love a man. There is no such thing in Russian.
Can a woman not?

Video on YouTube: A guy has been photographed every day for eight years. At the end of the video, the beard begins to grow.

Comment: in the last seconds, people clearly installed Linux

By the way, why in Russia all the phrases are shown with the words of Abr Cadabra, and in Harry Potter these words are killed?
<Heavywave> that Russian bread potter death

(A) – And I’m happy – I found an unstarted bottle of whisky. But, fucking, this “thin turf taste,” as it is written in the inlet – I get sick of it. It reminds me of the taste of Soviet taburets.
Do you know the taste of taburete?

While you know, in the time of a terrible computer crash, I dreamed of this:
I was sitting in front of the monitor for two days. I write the program code and here I get a magnificent shade, with a charming figure, which is covered only by a thin towel. She approaches from the back, putting her hand on her shoulder, and gently calling me'sweet' she descends on the floor and sits down to cuddle herself, and I sleep...

Kazakhstan is the most democratic country in the world, Blaat!
I am a first class student. Elections are currently taking place in our country. The current president is Nursultan Nazarbayev.
So here we were all summoned to the rehearsal of the celebration, after the election of the president.
One thousand students said:
You are honored to be one of the first to know who will win these elections! Now there is a new president who will be elected. And we should all shout Nursultan-Kazakhstan! President of the Republic of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev.
The Fucks! Elections are tomorrow!

In the club, a sexy woman, 40, all in gold, will argue with her, apparently a fuck, 23 years old!
You know, when you were still sucking my mom’s breast, I was already sucking my penis! So not dust, boy!
Everyone who heard it applauded her.! to

The advertisement claims that the shave "Jill" has a lubricating strip and a floating head. And she’s also vibrating!”Excuse me, is it really a shave?

You are interested in BDSM?
In theory: in theory
He: And in practice?
I like to rape the brain.
He: How is it? ?? to
She: I open the MSDN website, and go ahead
Are you going to try the BDSM?
Do you want to feel like a slave?
Do you want to talk? do you want to talk? Do you eat ash?
She: What do you know? C++, C# and PHP. Yes, I need slaves who will stumble over the code day and night, I need many slaves!
He said: Oh, I don’t know! fucking to humiliate me!
She: Well go, the ugly Gondon, learn programming!

You are what you eat!
YYY: I am a sausage =/
I am a tomato.
NN: Oh fucking fucking fucking!