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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45452
 04.04.2011
xxx: I heard about the movie "Tron", because somehow when I read it I imagine....
Do you want to be in uniform?))
So what is "Throne, inheritance"?
WOW: It’s codga you come to the toilet, and in the "trone" it’s early!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №45451
 04.04.2011
On the way to the temple, there are more haishniks than sinners.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №45450
 04.04.2011
We are from Tambo!
This happened a long time ago, in the 70s of the last century.
An unexpectedly cold Moscow winter, a predicted flu epidemic, although it was officially announced that the incidence rate and the epidemic threshold have not yet been exceeded.
For the night shift (from 20 o'clock in the evening to 8 o'clock in the morning the next day) each fieldship brigade accounts for 25-30 calls, mainly about hyperthermia (high fever) and other flu manifestations.
Treatment is appropriate: a quick examination, analgin with dimedrol, advice to drink more fluid, aspirin, and in the morning to call a district doctor from the clinic to the home.
The brigades went to the substation only if the medicines and syringes were finished (one-time were not yet there).
In one of these long journeys, the brigade’s servicemen (two servicemen: one experienced, the other young) and the driver receive a new challenge.
“Let’s go, beautiful girl, to ride.” They go outside the gate, and here the driver categorically declares that if he does not sleep for 15 minutes, then it is quite real to bring the entire brigade not at the address, but at least to the resuscitation or even to the morge. A collective decision is made - to wrap up in a cage, to shut down the engine and to sleep. It was unpleasant to everyone. There was, of course, no alarm, and the organisms needed sleep, and therefore the brigade woke up only after an hour and a half from the cold in a completely cooled car.
It must be said that the time of "arrival to the patient" was then monitored, and the time of service was strictly regulated depending on the diagnosis.
In general, all were seriously disrupted, both with the relatives of the patient and with the bosses. The driver gave "for gases" and moved to the address, both the police officers with a box and a tonometer ran to the 4th floor, bursting, knocking the call button.
The door is opened by angry relatives of the patient, and here the doctor, who is older, gives the phrase that entered the annals of the substation:
Did you call an ambulance from Tambov?
Minute of confusion (distance Moscow-Tambov - 467 km):
“The Emergency?” The ambulance was called. Why from Tambov?! to
- Well, you know, many challenges, some challenges were scattered across areas,
Here we came...
After that, there was a very good-hearted offer to rest, drink a cup of tea, etc. But above all, a patient! What happened? A careful inspection. Qualified assistance (see Rejection of rest:
Sorry, we have a lot of challenges! No, what kind of money? How not you.
Shame on! What a tea – we are at work!
The challenge formed as a hypertensive crisis with beginnings of pulmonary edema
(It was necessary to justify somehow the long stay with the "patient").
"Apofigeo" came days after ten, when the entire brigade, including the driver, was called to the Chief Doctor of the Emergency of the city-hero of Moscow.
The figure is large, at the level of the Deputy Minister of Health, a cabinet of the size of a tennis court, a secretary, a sharing of phones, including with Herb on the disc...
He received a letter from a patient with a request.
“To express gratitude to the employees of the Emergency Service of the city of Tambov, who, despite the adverse weather conditions and the snow on the roads, heroically served the call to such a person, provided very qualified assistance, etc., etc. At the same time, I ask to explain why such a large organization, such as the Emergency Service of the city of Tambov.
Moscow is unable to provide timely assistance to the inhabitants of the city and is forced to ask for help from the SMP of Tambov.

The rest – in the words and on behalf of the “guilty of celebration”:

The eyes in the park.

The main:

“Ah, the Tambovans have arrived, well pass, I do not offer to sit down...” and then the full program with the legs melting, the face hyperemia, the screams:

"And how you dared, yes, I will take you all to Tambov, forever, and the wheels will be removed, and in a schedule of 8 hours (extremely unprofitable schedule of work and materially and physically not sleeping), and all the challenges I will control myself!!“!”

“Forgive me, I’m not going to be again!”“!”

“That never again, under no circumstances, under no circumstances... Go.”

and after:

“Of course, the young people.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №45449
 04.04.2011
The cleaner enters the information technology department and asks loudly:
Who can use the computer?
Everyone, without exception, responds in a positive way. The cleaner continues:
- Then sit down for them, go to the Internet and look, goats, site where
Learn to use the sorter!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45448
 04.04.2011
Thessalonians (1:35) :
No, the contest for the dumbest neighbor will win.

Karoche, began to notice that the neighbor in the bathroom spends 40 minutes, and how his veins on his arms get bloated... Well, there began doubts...

Thessalonians (1:38) :
The spinkle on the door was broken, and 10 minutes after it came in I cried "Aha fucking!!"I’m going to the bathroom.

Thirteen (1:39) :
And what do you think? This is lying in the bathroom and compressing the expander... Fuck, for the first time I was ashamed...

and 1 : 40
Hahahahahahahah! 😉

Thirteen (1:40)
No, how did I know he was bored just lying there...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45447
 04.04.2011
SAVE (17:15:02): Shash tried to repair the charge

Sawyer (17:15:06): From two broken ones

Save (17:15:17): One plug broke, the other block itself

Savé (17:15:28): Cut, twisted, wrapped everything, I think, get ready, cool

SAVE (17:15:43): I plug the end in the phone, pull the other end to put it in the socket

SAVE (17:15:55): And there fucking another plug at the end:-D

Sawyer (17:16:03): He turned to fuck

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45446
 04.04.2011
Bob: I’ve seen the most frequent use of the word “recessive” since biology lessons
I use strange words in my speech.
Tasha: At least because the most beautiful cat I’ve ever seen is called the Divergent of the Square Function.
Bob: How did it go?
Taša: her master graduated from Baumanka.
I’m allowed to call her Diva.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45445
 04.04.2011
ARMAster: Interestingly, the "colour of spring snow" is whose shade? White, grey or black? and :)

LWanderer: Add another palette of brown. A Gift for Dogs

Lishtenbird: I would generally recommend these same dogs to volunteer to do a very low worship right into their palette.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45444
 04.04.2011
I read in the supermarket the composition of cat food and bite. I thought cat food was more like food =)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45443
 04.04.2011
by Radmin (text messages)
13:37 Admin changed the name to SISAdmin
13:38 SUPERAdmin changed its name to SUPERSISAdmin
13:38 SISAdmin changed its name to SUPER_PUPER_SISAdmin
13:39 SUPERSISAdmin changed its name to Ktolhu
13:39 SUPER_PUPER_SISAdmin has changed its name
13:39 I changed my name so badly.
13:39 Ktolhu changed his name to =D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45442
 04.04.2011
X: Have you ever written in a scrapbook?
Y is no.
x Why?
Y: I didn’t get it before, and I don’t want it now.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45441
 04.04.2011
A home phone is one unit different from the Interzeet support phone. Calls by night and by day:
"Hello to you! Is it intersect?and "
Nothing helped, until he answered in despair:

He said: "Hello! Is this an intersection?"
I: "Yes, my sweet..."

She is "Allo! Is this an intersection?"
I: "Yes, my sweet..."

No fox calls back.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45440
 04.04.2011
I saw here a day ago: standing near the subway, Hachik, drinking beer. A grandmother approaches him, takes him by the sleeve and says, “Muslims are not allowed to drink!”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45439
 04.04.2011
I talk on the phone with my beloved. She is outraged by those who do so badly drawings in the car.
There is a hole in the wall.
Could it be a technological breakthrough?
-hm... 1800 to 930 mm...hm... this is the door!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45438
 04.04.2011
Now on the channel Russia showed about the special forces different, FSB, Guinness, game all kinds... show the special forces in the home environment, sitting back to the camera, on the wall group photo of the unit, all in camouflage and in masks...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45437
 04.04.2011
F4R3L: Keep all statuses, they will help the psychiatrist with the diagnosis.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №45436
 04.04.2011
Senna was a joke.
I fucking sing a song.
Oleg: and here the porn pops up with mistakes and fucking shut down the sock until you turn the mistakes 500 times
Oleg: and I have a muse for the whole house oret
There, the grandmother is crying.
Oleg: Daddy comes in type that fucking
Oleg: I'm typical of him, and here I can't close the shit with the hero.
Fuck, he almost fell.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45435
 03.04.2011
In short, at the age of 14, he went to Japan for cultural exchange and lived there for a week with a Japanese family. Dad-san, mom-san and three children-san. So they showed me the products and asked how we called them in Russian. And I called everything motherly words, and they also repeated and remembered. Shame, they probably still use my epithetics.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №45434
 03.04.2011
He got under the distribution - hold on to the end.
Always with you Torrent.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45433
 03.04.2011
The Companion. The toilet finished paper. Instead of it, there were prank prints on the barrel. The neighbor returns from sorting and rows - "Duffing's task, let it go to the ass!"

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