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[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №79305
 26.03.2013
Strugatsky always wrote bad, boring and uninteresting!
This is for the intelligents, run!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79304
 26.03.2013
The Yandex block. There are 9 balls in Kiev.
Why didn’t you go on the subway?
The crown does not pass.
Drunk people are not allowed in the metro.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79303
 26.03.2013
XXX: How are you doing? The ugly?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX is hell.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79302
 26.03.2013
Berezovsky died in his bathroom by hanging.
YYY: But since he died by his own death, there was no stranger and it was suicide. c) The police
YYY: England is It is not for you to shoot in the back of your head.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79301
 26.03.2013
Apple has enough funds to buy back Cyprus and rename it to Ay Cipro.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79300
 26.03.2013
See, right behind the sign there is a free parking space!
YYY: You mean: behind the sign "stop is prohibited"?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79299
 26.03.2013
My wife is calling:
Did you call me?
I am not.
I received a SMS and you called me twice.
No, I did not call.
To whom did you call? Two more times?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79298
 26.03.2013
How to play Minecraft without a video card?? to
Igor: Lego, cubes, bricks, foam concrete...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79297
 26.03.2013
XXX is
Is there an accident on the highway again?
YYY
and UGU. The rough Sverdlovsk and Khabarov excavators always know where to dig to get into the main optics of Rostelecom, which does not even remember the development department.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79296
 26.03.2013
A new form of nostalgia appeared when you go to a site where you once sat for months, and then for six months did not enter, and they updated the design, and you can't find where something, and some native fichies are cut out at all. And you realize that the world will never be the way you loved it.
c) the tetchen

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79295
 26.03.2013
from a discussion on the topic on the hubre: "Taiwan court allowed pirates to legally distribute films for adults"
xxx: Japanese fuck, work, and these Taiwanese make a living from their work
The Japanese in the real sense...

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79294
 26.03.2013
XXX: And on the face beauty and shape 60-90-60
YYY: Interesting column, for the lover...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №79293
 26.03.2013
Commentary on the post denouncing flights in the economy class.

XXX: The plank car is crying over him!
yyy: the side of the toilet)
Zzz: With drunk dembles.
Uuu: in Sochi in the summer with closed windows
rrr: when there are many parents with small children in the car.
The door to the toilet was not closed.
Moscow and Bishkek!
BBB: Everyone seems to have gotten such places =)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79292
 26.03.2013
"Style " News of St. Petersburg
The results of the scanning of the body of the entrepreneur Boris Berezovsky indicate that the cause of his death was suffocation. There is no trace of violence.

one of the comments: "Look, the frog has drowned."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79291
 26.03.2013
And you know that if you look out at four in the morning, you can identify all students, freelancers and freelancers by the light in the windows.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79290
 26.03.2013
You are friends with him, right?
We were in the army together.
HH: So what is the problem?
He likes to lick my heels.
No to you
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God it’s not me!! Don’t write me anymore, I’m not like that.
I did not send it to you!! I wrote this to my sister. The cat loves to lick the feet!! The cat!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79289
 26.03.2013
One of my friends is trying to stop me :)

The fucking!
I said shit!
I said the fucking word.
The fucking man!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79288
 26.03.2013
The Funny Subscriber:
Hi to you! The internet does not work!
Go to the router.
Arrived
Is the dog burning?
FIG knows it, if only with gasoline. But I did not try.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79287
 26.03.2013
by Margarita 15:53:56
Taaah, you can do it well.

Sergey15:54:20
I will only give for ladies.
Eyes for Eyes and Women for Eyes

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79286
 26.03.2013
XXX: This is the case.
XXX: I was knocked by a guy from Norway.
xxx:and being unsure of the guy I or the girl he asked: Do you have a pussy?

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