How do you think, Holmes, why does the Ukrainian army bravely fight the Russian army in the Donbass, but does not make any attempt to recapture Crimea?
Basically Watson. In fact, there is a Russian army in Crimea.

Apples, Siri in Russian at the end of March!
What is Siri? and ;)
zzz: This is "OK Google" for iPhones )

Testing for programmers:
Are you doing something there? I have "the server does not respond".
The programmer:
Stop talking to the server.

So easily and unobtrusively we found out that individual gentlemen do not distinguish the diameter from the length of the circle.

We drove the blue line of the subway last night. At one of the stations, a girl and a guy came into the car with a small combaric on their wheels and sang and played a beautiful song in a foreign language. How great it was to drive under the wonderful music, and not under the screams with the offer to buy "Out of the Right Place of the Super-needed Something" or swinging "helptechrists". guys thank you! Raise the mood until the end of the trip!

My wife is studying law. On Sunday I went for a ride with the instructor, and I went for a walk with the kids. We return home, we approach the entrance, at the same time an unknown car enters us, the driver of the spouse, a man sitting next to him, a light box on the roof with some inscriptions and a phone number (“U” in the triangle and “driving lessons”).
Son (3.5 years old): “Ura, our mom works in a taxi!!“!”

And I told my girlfriend that until she learns how to eat without biting a banana, there will be no wedding before that moment.
Norm is that. and she?
And she said that as long as I don’t learn to eat a bowl of yogurt without a spoonful, there will be no sex until that moment.

Is it strange to me alone? To gather a bunch of Maidan in the country so that there is no Maidan?

Picabu, the post on the work on the nuclear icebreaker.
xxx: I am 24 years old, soon 25, I am a freelancer, I want to immediately give up everything and go to work on the icebreaker (
Fuck, the same shit.
Let’s recycle the ship, sail to Tortuga, pick up a team and mow the ice on the sea.
Do you need your black soul?
Zzzz: My tears turned around. Indicate the port where we will meet and I will join you, no matter what it costs me, gentlemen!
QQQ: I think it is port 80

The theater director told me. There is a children’s show. Somewhere in the middle of the action temporarily defeated all the main villain under epic music proudly goes on stage and so harshly asks the hall: "Well, children? Who am I?" A break of second 3, a 5-year-old boy jumps on his feet in the hall and enters the whole hall with outrage: "You are HAVE!!!!!!!and "
The show they finished, but the artist now every time in this place tries not to roast.))))

Marina (tech support): when will Sasha eat inf?
Call him...
Marina (tech support): the girl should not call first

Almost all girls want to get married. Well, there, the shelf will hang the husband, clean the sewer etc. And I even swallowed my own eyes. Why do I have a husband?

Video surveillance cameras in the Moscow metro will teach you to remember the “country”
- now the cameras will greet them - "baaaah, acquainted lyujuidi!!! andquot;

The recipe:
I am a woman, but I can’t be silent here. My husband also has a size slightly larger than the average, and I have to buy the size xxl. Yes, they are longer in length, but in width they are narrow and everything is stretched there and really not to sex. Even if you buy those that cost 700r for one piece.
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Set up a spiral and remove it from the site.

My wife said I was stupid.and (
XX: I decided to prove that I could give out something smart at least once.
If the wife did not satisfy her husband by refusing him, then there is a high probability that the husband will be satisfied by the mistress.
XXX I am stupid.

*** by
Do you know how to use a computer?
Or maybe.
- Then I will write "Operator PC".
Moral: A representative of any unknown profession in the army morphes into a PC operator.

— — —
My soldier :
What was finished?
Ulyanov State Technical University
- means "PC Operator"
Why suddenly?! to
The Technical University!
There are six faculties, including economics and finance and my humanities with specialization in public relations.
- Well, communications means "operator PC"!
Do you have the option "translator"?
- Yes, "translator of the military press".
Write a translator.

Announcement of work on the illustrator website:"Duty: Creation of graphic calashes". So how?

My mom wakes me up this morning. The dog wants something from me. I asked for some reason that she wanted a multi-dimensional analysis. And I hz, what, we haven’t gone through yet.
As a result, a simple temporary transfer of the base was enough for him.
XX: Do you think I should be less engaged in matan?

Hijack: Kevin, did you shave? You are coming! You look so young! I went straight to meet and thought, who is this unknown boy? Thirty seven years?

How can I think about a gift??? A gift to a loved one is simple.
You just need to know who he is and what he loves.
Your husband (for example) wears a beard and is bald. This is almost all options are cancelled: and foams, and shavers, and shampoos with hernia-blindness)))"
wax for the beard (if it is, for example, a beard), for any man will pick his cosmetics
T-shirt (large space from the cage of the flanel, to the hawaiian)
3. flashes, bowls or other expenditure for a hobby
4 Multiple
5 The belt
The desired manual tool (there is no such thing as everything - it needs a conduction detector, a screwdriver, clock screws or something else of interest)
Name of cake or cake
The Big Cactus
A beautiful photo album of his interests (castles, knives, cars, bridges, cheeses...)
Adventure - trip on the BTR, flight in the aerotube
Set of grills
12th Bathroom
Thirteen dogs
Collective beer
The Massage Pillow
The 16th tube
17th pledge
Prepare everything for a beer party and go shopping for n-three hours.
Romance in which he loves manifestations
Maika-toll with a suitable inscription (picture)
21. what is missing in his collection of Asprin (Steinbeck, Donzova)
You can’t choose a gift – you just don’t know who you’re living with.
This is wasted.
It’s not good to be selfish in a relationship (in any relationship)