Shall we go on a trip with us in the villages? We have been planning a cryptosocial expedition since autumn! We have even official stickers will be "Ukrainian Chupacabra 2013"
Did you look out the window? You have a better chance of finding a snowman.

Did you see Vasily portraying a deaf-deaf epileptic?
... and...???? to
- We have an order on the supermarket - with customers is not not to rust, but in any circumstances to behave correctly.
And it’s all about it.? to
So here is. Blonde is coming. Pink as required. And says "I need a keyboard for Linux. Vasya is in a misunderstanding, but polite clarifies., Blonda patiently to him, like Dawn - said, borrowed me all kinds of viruses and asking for SMS, the bridegroom put Ubuntu, but work, said, I can only, if I buy a keyboard on 1024 keys, you, so smart and not a ball!and "
There was a stroke at Vasa. Then I drank beer. And the blonde explained the joke for the 25th time. Dear...

I went to the store for food today. We approach the milk, I curl the nose, I choose. Oh, cheese "King Arthur", you have to try. I say to the seller:
Give us a piece of Arthur.
My son is dark:
The foot.

I work in one of the business centers of Moscow. Lunch in the dining room that is in the same building. There is always the same cashier. So, yesterday I had no small things, and she forgave me the ruble. Today I come again, I pay, I pull 500, she takes the money, she looks at me and says:
I remember you. You have to give me 10 rubles.
Is it ruble, or is it already interest?
I remember, don’t argue, I have a good memory. How much money did you give me?

Comments on "The new Lada Kalina will get a sports version"

It will be called the Warrior!

To the question that a man in a small car first closed the car, and then, thinking, opened it and got his wife and son from there:
Thou thou!
I once went to the kindergarten and remembered that my son had forgotten.

One time I called the refrigerator repair masters with a completely silly, as it turned out, problem - a freon was leaking out of the refrigerator! It was for him that my panicking brain took on the incomprehensible pink fluid flowing from the door seal, which the cat so sought to cuddle. Of course, now I know that the freon is a gas, and the outflowing and unclear milk, but of the four masters, three really agreed to repair and set a completely real tariff, and one said that my refrigerator was no longer to save.

XXX I go to sleep.
A lot of rubbish in bed.
XXX: Then I Sleep

We discuss the names of the children in the office. One says:
“When I gave birth to my daughter, I looked out the window, there was snow. I called her Snow.
What if it rained, would it rain?
A voice from the neighboring office:
What if the purge was purgen?

Wraithalex: I want to dress according to the calendar, not the thermometer((

Yesterday, March 24, Russia held an unprecedented on its scale campaign in support of indifference. Millions of indifferent people across the country did not go to the streets.

:: Stael :: (19:26:29 14/03/2013)
And I also understood that I had a dependence on the car, when returning home on foot I tried to warn the drivers of the opposing cars with a flashlight that there was a police patrol with a radar...

Ticking your finger is inappropriate.
If it’s not about fisting...

I broke my head what to give to my wife for her birthday. I ask with hope:
Do you want a new Kindle? The color, the tac...
No, I haven’t read this yet!

On the walls of the cabinets of the training courses "The Art of the Mine" hang not images of the best graduates, but photographs of pumped cars and real estate with attributes "Through NNN months".

Resistance of materials.
Despite the resistance of the materials, they will still be stolen.

Stop screaming, or the uncle will take you! A young mother scares me with a child rushing to the entire bus.
It is useless, the little one is screaming more than the former. I come to help:
If you don’t calm down, I’ll take your mother.
Silence and peace!

Spring has arrived. The first was asphalt.

In the morning, all in the snow. I go to the bank to take the money, the door is almost shut up. The 30-year-old guard looks at me for 15 seconds and then says, “You shall not pass!” Both were on the floor :)

xxx: a fancy name generator
XXX: Choose the Orc race
XXX: and he generated a name
XXX: The Tomb