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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109770
 23.02.2015
A good girl is when on porn sites contextual advertising offers you bookstores.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109769
 23.02.2015
Previously, men of the intellectual and dominant class kissed ladies, using not their faces, but their upper limbs. Now a woman is kissed by the hand, if, for example, you are going to borrow from her husband a thousand different U.E., and it is not forbidden to do it everywhere - and at the disco, and with explanations in love, and on the pig farm... On the street, for example, it can "excite" passers, so if you have a desire to lick a welcomed lady's hand, it is better to invite her home...Some, however, are not limited to licking one hand. When kissing, most men bow over the extended hand of a woman to kiss. At the same time, it does not take into account when, where and how she washed her and washed her at all.
If you are the "owner" of radiculitis, it is useful before the inclination, to shade yourself with a cross flag, because you can then not get up. Some women prefer to have their hands kissed bald: when tilt it gives them the opportunity to use their baldness as a mirror. When a man kisses a woman’s hand, he doesn’t let his teeth go. For this, he cleanses his lips. At the same time, the lips for pleasure is better not to make sounds. Other parts of the body as well. Some men take their hands out of their pockets when they kiss a woman’s hand. It happens while removing a hat or other headdress, there are those who are reluctant to take off their trousers and pants.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109768
 23.02.2015
As for the negotiation pressing, I will give you this example (we have discussed it in detail at the time):
"Please press, what is your name?
and Catherine.
So here is Masha [...]
andquot;
– – – – –
In the years of my youth it was called somehow differently, there was a word like that, in the "panstvo"like, or "fanstvo"... Ah! I remembered! The Hammer.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109767
 23.02.2015
My son, 5 years old, before going to bed so emotionally cries to me:
Mom, I need your help.
What, my son?
“Mom, promise me you will help.
What should I do?
I will raise my arms when we get married.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №109766
 23.02.2015
When is it ridiculous again? by Misha. 58 years. of Moscow. The youth.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109765
 23.02.2015
This follower of the phomenon:
– – – – –
"February in honor of the ancient Roman folk gatherings (read drinks length per month)))"
"Noacho, February is not in honor of any god"
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Feeb, aka Apollo, the Negdue I asked to inform the author of the post.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109764
 22.02.2015
The Tricotation Gallery
It was formerly called Tretyakovskaya Galanteria.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109763
 22.02.2015
Then came a strange time, like a sleep of a paralysed man. In the evening, in the whole city, no fire was lit in a single window, but brightly burned fire marks of cafeterias and windows of cabbages. The winners tested their power, not yet filled with impunity. Some people in Manchurian papas, with Georgian stripes in jackets, walked around the restaurants and insisted on the performance of the national anthem and watched for everyone to get up. They also crashed into private apartments, bowled in beds, in shelters, demanded vodka, money, an anthem and filled the air with drunk riddles.

A. and The Cuprin. and Gambrinus. In 1907

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109762
 22.02.2015
xxx: Very bad now with the Russian language in the current "diplomed specialists"
YYY: Do you do nothing at all? Go on, grammatica r, cleverness

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109761
 22.02.2015
Here’s the generation that has grown up who doesn’t understand the movie "matrix".

When asked what the teleport box was, I tried to explain about a street phone machine.

And you know - hear with it, let it be a teleport box

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №109760
 22.02.2015
Why did you not learn the rules of Russian?
My mother was sick and I took care of her.
The holy lie.
Don’t lie, but put it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109759
 22.02.2015
Originally, it was a professional military holiday. This is how you think, based on what considerations in schools was introduced the tradition of giving boys in school "blocknotes with a pen"?
yyy: A "blocknotes with pen" - part of military-patriotic education: you have a homeland "blocknotes", and you owe it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109758
 22.02.2015
Thanks to you:

Here there is the impression that all the lovers of business etiquette and kisses of women's hands, never at negotiations, more serious interviews when recruiting, were. Very often at negotiations, the negotiators try to squeeze each other and, by the way, negotiations one-on-a-many are generally noticeably more difficult. There are a lot of methods of pressure on the negotiator, and gender (kissing the hand) can be among them. From this point of view, demonstratively wiping out the cluttered limb is a great way to get rid of this fallout. As for the negotiation pressing, I will give you this example (we have discussed it in detail at the time):
"Please press, what is your name?
and Catherine.
So here is Masha [...]
andquot;

Someone normally explained what happened.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109757
 22.02.2015
Some people do not change from the word "completely".
We have one guy at work who used to shoot everybody’s cigarettes. If he miraculously did not shoot cigarettes, he came with a pack of thin cigarettes, which he took from his wife.
Over time, the fashion of electronic cigarettes came into the group. Our hero, listening to the charm and economy, also bought this device. Now he is shooting the liquid and charger for his cigarette.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №109756
 22.02.2015
Sisadmin: Well, and now I’m looking forward to the story that "it’s itself" and you’ve "t touched anything".

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109755
 22.02.2015
Glory is good day! Why do they want to give me to Ukraine and some heroes on the Internet?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109754
 22.02.2015
A 36-year-old woman, telling about a friend who is now in Moscow, shared his desire to go to the famous TRICOTAGE GALLERY. At first I thought that she spoke and asked again, but she, unfortunately, repeated the same... so the State Tretyakov Gallery turned into a Tricotage (((

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №109753
 22.02.2015
About the Soldier:
I don’t think anyone will place my acquaintance, Igor, whose specialty began to sound like the “Head of the group of brake parachutists” instead of the “Head of the group of brake parachutists.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109752
 22.02.2015
Offer whoever his thread from the tower guys so that in the universe from February 23 from the military committee came to congratulate. Here are the students' motivation program) To describe how the term and contract proceeds. Congratulations to the cleaners. Just need to be invited without higher education, or it will be uncomfortable.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109751
 22.02.2015
XXX: Go to the room. Life will soon begin in this rubbish.
WOW: I have bad news for you.
XHH: What are they?
Life has already begun. This life is us.

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