A task for the recordmaker
Now this story “walks” on the Internet, like a joke. However, this is the most untrue truth.
In Soviet times, Olympic champions in the off-season traveled through cities as part of delegations. We met with the staff and answered questions from the room. They were fighters of the ideological front.
Once in one of such trips for the New Year in the hotel room gathered a fun company. At the height of the conversation, hockey player Alexander Malcev asked the record sprinter Valery Borzov:
Is it true that you can run 100 meters in 10 seconds?
Borrowed, he affirmatively shrugged.
Go to the shop around the corner. Five minutes before closing.
It remains...

The Civil War has just ended, food shortages, and strict regulations on product prices.
Rabinovich sells goats for five hundred rubles per piece and thrives. The neighbor wants to follow his example and puts an advertisement in the newspaper, immediately there are chequists and confiscate his goats.
“Yasha,” the neighbor asks, “why doesn’t Chk come to you? You are
You sell your goats for the same five hundred rubles.
What did you say in the advertisement?
- I wrote: I sell goats for five hundred rubles per piece.
You did very stupidly. I always write: “On Sunday
The church square lost five hundred rubles. The found receives a reward.
and goose.” And the next day, half Odessa brings me the lost five hundred.
The ruble...

I slowly approach you from behind... I breathe the pleasant smell of your column... I walk my hand over my hair... And I start kissing you in the neck, passionately biting you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XXX: My father and I approach you from behind.

1: Prickin, watched now how children of primary school age run through the school corridor and play bats.
2 and?
1: What is it? Instead of pistols, they had phones with an automatic line melody on the player.
2: omg X_x

by VIO
How to Die with Dignity?
YYY: It is easy, so:

1st Hold your hand on dignity.

2nd and die.

Later, the same day, I remembered that I saw her on TV in one show and no one is familiar to me :)"

I remember how my mom so met on the street uncle, like a friend, they greeted, a couple of phrases moved and broke up. On the same day she opens the local newspaper - and there at the first turn of the UN - the head of the district administration :)

Ingoldo: about the culture of the inhabitants of Kupčino, literally, the legends
izm: They literally go with my cell phone.

The people are divided into two halves. Someone entering the room,
They say, “Who do I see?” and others say, “This is me!”
Humans are much better divided into two halves with a tail.

My feet in my mouth is the way a cat wakes me up in the morning.

Serious conversation, he will put forward and justify his point of view, bringing serious arguments...
HH:... is it not?
The Tentacle!
thx: >.<

How can you talk to a man seriously?! to

If I could go back in time, I would have done it differently!
HH: But it feels like it would be the same shit...

He worked as an investigator and in order to facilitate his work and not to rewrite a hundred times the same thing with numerous presentations and re-presentations of accusations, he came up with a short phrase during the interrogation: "I fully acknowledge the guilt and sincerely regret what I have done." Then, when the case is filed and sent to the court, I read one of the interrogation protocols and see this: I fully acknowledge the guilt in which I sincerely regret.

Vitaly (09:26:23 31/03/2011)
and HI
Vitaly (09:26:28 31/03/2011)
Do you know this is a file?
Mummy with waterland (09:26:33 31/03/2011)
Yes Yes
Vitaly (09:26:37 31/03/2011)
This is when the fucking you went to shave in the working hours
Vitaly (09:26:45 31/03/2011)
The next chair of the director is cut.
Vitaly (09:26:46 31/03/2011)
) is
Mummy with waterland (09:27:12 31/03/2011)
and ROFL

Lost in Heaven: The average brain mass of men is 1375 grams, women - 1275 grams.
Men carry more unnecessary weight on themselves.( by
If women had 100 extra grams, they would have become hysterical.

Have you dropped from the bank in the surgeon?
2 is no. by wife
Have you been married at the bank? and :)
2 is worse
I was married to a black hole in the budget

Listen, well, why does the knife fall, the fork is all known, and why does the fork fall?
YYY: No, you’re really like you haven’t studied in the universe!! to

The blues of headphones has an interesting undocumented feature. The fact that your phone has pulled out your pocket, you will only know when the bus leaves the stop.

World Action "Earth Hour"
He has participated since the first year (already three times). This year, Mother Nature decided not to hope for the unforgettable two-legged crowns, and in Krasnodar took everything into her own hands. Hurricane winds began to tear power lines three days before Earth Hour. As a result, the campaign was successfully held, and it can now safely be renamed to "three days with candles".
It is romantic ;)

In the news today:
Obama launches secret operation in Libya
U.S. President Barack Obama signed a secret order to launch a secret U.S. military operation in Libya.

The secret US operation, such a secret...

[NO]-body (18:12) :
go to

I'd cut off the porn, she's in the status.

by Vlad (18:22) :
The Blue