Have you married well?
by Mitchell (
Old: What happened?
Mitrich: My sense of humor will make me die in old age and no one will bring me the last bite of water.
Old man: So what?? to
mitrich:no what mla...in ZAGSE at the wedding took helium into his mouth and replied "yes, agree"...this plan was carried out for two months...

In Peter, at the hour of the night, the buchy, to drive very far, themselves from Moscow, the sleeping area, say the star or somewhere there. To preserve the intrigue, I will tell from the eyewitnesses.
We approach the group of 6 healthy cockroaches, and ask the compromising question - is there a needle? At the fainting eyes, a friend explained, we iPhone restart, or a taxi to the hotel can not order. After a long pause, we were told that there were no needles, called a taxi and that we would take care of ourselves.

From the gameplay of Risen 2:
Money is catastrophically lacking at first, which means you need to learn to steal quietly, and clean up what lies badly. It’s a bit strange when the owner of a tavern unrulyly buys the table silver stolen from his home, well, okay. We’ve never seen that in Skyrim before.

xxx(31.03.2012) - decided to wash the car today, the weather is good.
yyy(31.03.2012) - wash the car - to rain ))
xxx(31.03.2012) - tomorrow the weather promises sunny, so the rain will not I 3 site weather.
yyy(31.03.2012) - let’s try it )
xxx(01.04,2012) - the kid....

The cats are out of control. Too many beads! Too many beads!! to

ANST: No, I need to get in order.
iksss: do not complex about the appearance
I am constantly drunk.

I presented the seminar on physics today. As usual, he wrote a bunch of formulas, sometimes explaining, as he thought, understandable words for us. Then he cleaned the plate and summarized (pointing the finger on the clean plate):
The energy states are described by the formula that I have.

From the forum:
and XXX:
Why do most people get stuck in sex? Especially the men. The women are simply scattering this topic in their favour. What is that super popper?
OOOU :
Tell me, how long is it no longer?

Patriarch of Moscow and All Russia Kirill said that an information campaign was launched against the Russian Orthodox Church.

It is necessary to steal less, command to blast, and not go with the Holy Scripture, which has a thousand years in the affairs of the modern, unbelieving state.

And Andrei is really serious about me. :)
YYY: What did you introduce your parents?! to
XXX: Take up with the cat!

XXX: I read an encyclopedia on fine arts, I stumbled upon a drawing of a man with the signature "Writer". Second 10 understood what was wrong with the man and why he was a writer, and then realized that he was a real writer, he had a pen in his hand :(

Comments on the video "Night rape of sister Lolita"
Ashimoyoo: The probability that this is his sister is extremely small!
Romio777: The probability that this rape is entirely insignificant!
Sephirothhh: the probability that she’s sleeping tends to zero!
SharpMouse: Should I doubt that it is night?

They say that the 21st of December will be the end of the world, it is unfortunate that there is not much left to live, well fucking where it will be more unfortunate to die on the 20th of December and not know if the end of the world has come.

I read on a tech-search article on how to choose headphones, smiled:

And, it should be noted, you will not need to create a special room for listening to music and you will not have problems with "home" (that you will be upset for spending your monthly family budget on headphones, not in the bill).

Interpretation of a long-standing not-remember-where (possibly from Veller):
Peter I decided to establish a permanent Russian embassy in Britain, and sent there five nobles of good nobility names - Loginov, Stroginov, Putyatin, Fokin and Nevrov.
Whether long or short – they reached London and appeared at Buckingham Palace to hand over the credentials to Her Majesty.
After some time, a palace man entered the Throne Hall and said in fear:
Your Majesty! There're five outlandish gentlemen inquiring for your audience. They say that they are Long-enough, Strong-enough, Put-it-in, Fucking and Never-off!

News from Yandex 03.04.2012:

Shoigu asks the Ministry of Emergencies and the Ministry of Internal Affairs to find out why people lived on the market in Moscow.

I look forward to the news: Shoigu asks the Ministry of Emergencies and the Ministry of Internal Affairs to find out why people all their lives live in shelters, utilities and take a mortgage for 30 years.

Such a shadow...

To call from a home phone from another country on April 1 to say that you are standing near my entrance and can’t come in – so can only my grandmother joke. The young man! There is pepper in the list!

If you believe the weather and the general condition of the body, today is February 62.

to remember

Once, when the shirt was still a puppy, we stood with him on the lighthouse. There is a transit near the station, not even through the passing part, but through the exit of buses from the parking lot. So the people on this lighthouse hit, and does not dim especially. The most offensive thing is that there is such a cycle, 50 seconds for pedestrians, and only 15 seconds for cars. No matter anyway.

And here we stand, burning red, passed by the bus, and everyone who stood next to us, with a friendly flock, with rare exceptions, was robbed.
And the shirt asks.

Why are they red?

What shall I say? And so I was ashamed in front of the child for these adult citizens, what I said. Loud, but very clearly.

They are barons, my son. There is such a kind of man, a baron. They can be on any.

I said so.
I raised my head and saw three people, of those who had already walked over the border, suddenly suddenly surrendered back and stood next to him. They look at the boy like that. With all our appearance as if demonstrating – no, we are not lambs! There is a man, a aunt, and another girl. Such, nothing to herself, on the sidewalk, the chest half of the roadway is bordered.
I became uncomfortable, and the boy stands, looks at everyone shamelessly, the horns try to see.

And then this girl, catching his look on her, leaned and said, smiling confusedly.

We are not bears, boy. We simply forget that very often.

The governor of the Voronezh region claims that a 5-story villa with a swimming pool and prostitutes was thrown over to him during a search.