I work in a karaoke club, I play songs.
When no one sings on our television, the music channel is broadcast and in the bottom of the SMS chat.
Comes at 4 a.m. a man drunk, approaches me, orders a song, I put it, and I forget to switch from the telephone to karaoke... It had to be heard when he on the music of the Eighth Class, Tsoy, elegantly put the following: "Andryuha Priva a crying sign, as part of the questioning sign of the two-point clutch clutch clutch ";;
) ) )

British scientists say:"Some shit!!and "

Before visiting the BOR, he believed that a person with a higher education could not be a fool. You turned my worldview.

Tim: Hi, do you have that status? What happened?
Mealisa: Yes, this is the story... our director found us a client, assigned him to a girl manager. The client is rare. Not only did he exhaust her whole brain, we also got it. Everything is not so for him. We threatened to send some complaints to the girl to our director.
Tim: Nifga is, she was lucky. I would send him away.
You can’t be a customer with a big order. In short, this complaint letter comes to us. Signature of Brain A.V. I was hysterical! The name justifies the behavior of this fool for all hundred!
Tim: ухахахахахахаха *Uppz patztol*
Meelis: From one mention of him, the office was roaring for 15 minutes. But the laughter was short, one beautiful day this brainstorm brought our employee to tears and hysteria. She sat down with Valerie to calm her down. I was in anger. Here is a call from him. I talked to myself. It was filled with shit, caprices, dissatisfaction and words "you have little letters? I will go on then!" pause. I can’t stand and say "the brain shut down?"
The OMG!
Melissa: That was my biggest mistake. Tomorrow at the carpet.

What about female logic?
Now from a friend I heard: I just never cry, only when my arguments end!

Among the various themes,
Other Immortal Souls
There is a rare animal.
His name is Husband.

He has eyes –
To watch football,
There is more hair.
In the nose and under the mouth.

My husband’s stomach.
Beer to store there.
Meeting an idiot
(Not to me to judge)

The husband lives on the couch.
He has a nest there.
You can’t shower him.
It is wet and cold.

He has a foot.
The legs are often two.
There is a head –
Decoratively very well.

In their stomach they have dinner.
Where do I go out of the forest?
This is a spiritual poem.
I am a poor poet!

from JJ:
Once again, I watch the actions of the neighbors on the garage cooperative. Two comrades have kept their riddles in neighboring garages for more than a dozen years. Friendship, or at least good-neighborly relationships between them, are not mentioned. During the past weekend, one of them cleansed the park in front of the garage from the snow and dropped this pile right under the neighboring gate. The other, coming to the garage, immediately took up work. He swallowed a bunch back under the gate to the first stallion, added his own, and, not lenient to walk to the column, poured all this good with water. Despite the relative heat (about 15 degrees), it got stuck instantly. Then, with the sight of the bobber, who had just dropped the assin ©, turned off. According to the latest data, the loser of this dispute threatened to make the opponent the gate. And it will swallow...

You never want to eat bread in the dryer like you do when you bring it home from the store.

We are here in Ural wondering what happened to you there with the flu? Where are the bodies of the stadium? Where are the infected trains? Is the planet extinct or what?

Well?! to
Baran Kygun!! to

I lived with this mistake until I was twenty years old! ;)

Submission:* (19:52:45 10/03/2010)
I go to the store, I look at the glasses of granite, like in school, in the dining room and only 7 rubles, well, I bought 2 pieces, and then I think I need to try, I had to take vodka)

The Hockey:

Less and less places.
Music, Movies
Carefully considering your choice.

XX: And our administrator solved the problem of relationships with accounting, he in protest against the fact that he is regularly carried out the brain exhausted all the girls - accountants.
YYY: And you didn’t shrink?

Forum for Philosophers
Yann: Asking a topic people
GrishhhhKa: What are Blinds?! to
Lygovskii: blines - these are chips from the column...
Yann is off.

Churches in Germany are burning again!
...
I see: After reading the title of the topic, I thought with a sense of profound satisfaction that the old good Inquisition had returned with its autodafes.

by Tom
to this

__________

People! I am Almighty! I was able to say the letter "P" with my mouth open)))

He used his tongue for the lower lip. =) is
__________
And now imagine how many fools have started trying... unfortunately I am one of them.)
__________
I didn’t have time to read until the end.

Sex without romance comes. Sooner or later. Everyone wants to see it personally.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! What a coming!! Let’s try it first!!!!! to

Remember that smart people don’t scream!! They manipulate matter.

tubork: I just touched the notebook, it hit me statically, the message appears in the tray "a new device has been discovered"
I am in O_O

xx: Yesterday I was sitting with Leha in the car near his house. All cars stand in a row, one after the other along the sidewalk. In the right mirror is seen a 3-year-old boy walking with his grandmother and pulling the doors. Compared to our car, the boy pulls the front door, not expecting it to be out of the castle, opens it and looks at me astonished. An excited grandmother gets him: "Don’t touch someone else’s door! Dad sat down and you were there!"