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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45232
 30.03.2011
Doc: They say Tolik is still studying?
Tagged with: HY
Doc: He’s like an energetizer, he’s learning seven times longer than others.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45231
 30.03.2011
Review of the video card with passive cooling on the website of one of the well-known online stores:

Burned at the first turn.

Unfortunately, I have not been able to find it (

Disadvantages: at the first inclusion, the condor burned out, the tongue of the flame of 6 centimeters, the warranty was refused.

Review: Fairy Mill...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45230
 30.03.2011
The Monday. The morning. A crowded trail. The crowd and the press. You can press your feet and you will not fall anyway. The conductor, pointing to the two-seat seat where a man sits in one place, and next to it freely, proclaims to the whole salon: "Here is a man alone, no one wants him!"

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №45229
 30.03.2011
List of beaches in Egypt:
The fish are forbidden to feed, as they lose the skill of hunting and begin to live in begging.
From the hand is written:
"As the Arabs"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45228
 30.03.2011
I love men and that’s all. They have it all...not like me.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №45227
 30.03.2011
The Doza:
And I refused to confirm the certificate in universe (real!!!) motivated this by the fact that I bought it (a certificate from a private clinic) and they only confirm the certificates from the district clinics! In the end, I had to buy a fake certificate to close up a real illness.

The slaxer:
))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45226
 30.03.2011
The fuzzy symbol of Russia has long been to become not a bear, but a whale.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45225
 30.03.2011
The mania of greatness is if you launched your page right away in Wikipedia.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №45224
 30.03.2011
"If the spouses have nothing to do in the evening, it is time to start dividing property" (c) Lark.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №45223
 30.03.2011
I now know why girls wear deep decolt – so you don’t see red eyes after drinking XD

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №45222
 30.03.2011
and snorapp:
Oh well! She is a boy, he is a girl, a normal heterosexual family.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45221
 30.03.2011
The word is not a whirlwind.
Jack is a whore.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45220
 30.03.2011
Medvedev ordered all ministers to master blogs and social networks and also to shave their beards and wear a German dress.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №45219
 30.03.2011
CRAYS: If the cat stopped eating aloe, it means that he found somewhere an old cocktail.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45218
 30.03.2011
When did you last see your breasts?
Give me a calendar?
In what year?

[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45217
 30.03.2011
Talk between two girls on the bus.

No, you give everything to the children – nerves, strength, time... And from them grow up some bandits, psychics and maniacs...

2: Good for you! Children are all like that!

1: All of them. Believe in me. I have worked as a teacher in a kindergarten for 20 years.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45216
 30.03.2011
When beer appeared in PET boilks, they were called "tits". How then I approached the bar and slightly bowed up and asked, "Do you have beer in the tites?"", from the window wild rust, I bend down on the counter of the seller's chest, probably 10th size, she:"What there is not!".

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45215
 30.03.2011
I work in the prosecutor’s office.
Recently he served as a prosecutor in the court.
The accused in the case was a citizen by the name of Trevo and eventually received 4 years.

Now I have to have a son and build a house.)

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №45214
 30.03.2011
A friend says:
Well we come to work on March 8th, all the girls on the tables have roses (the boys tried)... and I have NO on the table!! I turn to our men with a look of complete disappointment, and they say to me: "You are not a woman in the shower - you watch football, you drink beer with cups, you know about the compass... you have no roses in the shortest."
And then, as they roast, get out of the closet, they suck me and say "Thank you, don’t shut up, the main thing is not what is inside...the main thing is that you have a breast!!!! (They are "

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45213
 30.03.2011
She: Well, suddenly I will have some ability to fulfill your wishes. :D
Where do I need to waste?

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