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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109650
 20.02.2015
In the vibration.
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Let us end this dispute of the dumb with the deaf.For the especially incomprehensible and was written in the first comment to this occasion-"Call a friend-battery died in the vibrator! Dear, I’ll bring you now!"I’ll bring you now!What other fool has to explain on his fingers how his visit ended?
She called him, she was afraid.
After the batteries, she runs away in the laurel, once sleeping!)))
And, by the way, it is correct that the author of the quotation with a girlfriend separated - the stupid should not multiply.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №109649
 20.02.2015
About a guy with two towers and an apartment after 2 years after the army..>
If you live with your ancestors and earn 70-80k a month (for the norms of the species - nothing difficult), postponing 50..."

If you live with your ancestors, then don’t get out on the topic "self, everything yourself".
if zero specialists, who without experience, and with an annual break in the army, are paid 70-80k, then this is again in the office of their ancestors or their big friends, no different.
norm vacancy in default city sp for a new graduate student - 30k ceiling, in the regions give god 15 will freeze yourself
So either a shit in a flat place, or a dad-mother, but then what is the personal merit? Born of good ancestors? I tried, I tried, I didn’t do all that, lol.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109648
 20.02.2015
I watch all the iPhones in my hands to see what they have. Interesting, and how they will wear the clock from the apple: They will wear the sleeves on the elbow, so that you can see what they have there or on the top of the coat to wear)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №109647
 20.02.2015
I add :

The mandatory appeal of men is a consequence of the patriarchate, not the opposite. Patriarchate is harmful to men, and you didn’t know?

What does the Patriarchate give us:
Do you feel bad, scared or hurt? You are like a cloth, men do not cry. And men, afraid to show any feelings, dig everything in themselves until they explode. Male aggression has its roots, including in the suppression of "non-male" feelings. Heart attacks as well.
You are a man, you have to provide your wife and family! It should be both spouses.
The boy calls out, “You’re like a girl! "He’s crying, it’s offensive. Why is it a shame to be a woman?
A man must understand the instrument and be able to repair anything. What if he doesn’t have that tendency? All, not a man.
The man had a casus in bed. The end of the world is not a man. You are not robots, everything happens. But with patriarchy, this is a huge blow to self-esteem.
Do you like to sew, tie, collect icebans? Homo is something, nothing else. Yes, you can’t, because you can go down for a baab or a peeedika. So don’t do your favorite thing so that others don’t think about it.

I can continue forever. Are you really not upset here?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109646
 20.02.2015
We are all God’s creatures, but some of us are creatures.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109645
 20.02.2015
A little about philosophy. It is interesting how the meaning of different passing phrases has changed in the minds of people. For example, “I’ll take you out to clean water!” Everyone thinks it means “I’ll uncover.” Anne is not. Take the times when the serfs were given to the army for twenty-five years. The soldier and his guilty in the carcass, on bread and water. And already “putting out on clean water” a day for three is for special merits.



Or “to put under the monastery” is also its own story. The hierarch sent the unpleasant priest to the monks, depriving the family and all rights. To go to jail is problematic, and it is not good to judge the father, and to go to a monastery is easy. Ivan the Terrible, nicknamed Vasilyevich for his cruelty (as written in one foreign encyclopedia), was married eight times. She liked the girl — he married, and the former wife where? In the monastery, sins are painted. To not please the king is not a sin.



Or, say, Pushkin in the tale of the sleeping queen has such words:

The Queen is evil,

Her brother threatened...

The teacher was unable to explain to us what the rogat was about, although for us the picture looked funny. And only much later I read that a collar was called a collar with spikes, in which you can neither lie or lean to anything, but keep your head all the time. She threatened her with torture, and in such collars she wrapped candlesticks.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №109644
 20.02.2015
Just think about it! Because of the shelling of Debaltsevo, the OSCE can not get to Debaltsevo to record whether there are shelling or not. This is 5+!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109643
 20.02.2015
Love is...
After a hard day, he was able to mask his zeal under the scenes of pleasure.
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Write a comic about it.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109642
 20.02.2015
I went to the clinic for another injection.
While preparing, the nurse says:
You should get the flu vaccine.
Okay, I will answer, I will think.
My injection in pop. I take off my pants and go to the couch. Suddenly I got a syringe in my shoulder. I jumped out of my lying position.
Isn’t my injection in the pop?
In the pop, the nurse answers.
So what was it?
Vaccination against influenza.
But I said "I will think"!
But you said "Good!"

In short, I was literally caught with my pants down.
I am vaccinated...

by Marinalevy

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109641
 20.02.2015
Substance insulted by a kiss of the limb:
Forgive us, man with p@zdoya! We accepted you as a woman.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109640
 20.02.2015
All the time, Karl asked Clara:
Oh Clara, make me a clarinet.
Clara replied to Tom:
Carl is no.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109639
 20.02.2015
Marina (13:04:29 19/02/2015)
My beloved carousel!
55******* (13:04:32 19/02/2015)
Sho is?
Marina (13:04:44 19/02/2015)
my perfumes are already worth 6749 without a discount!!!!! to
Marina (13:04:47 19/02/2015)
The karaoke!
55******* (13:05:03 19/02/2015)
It’s not your perfume.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109638
 20.02.2015
And I dream the same dream, like I came to school for a literature lesson, was late for half an hour. My "favourite" teacher splashes saliva:"You! You are completely broken!! You don’t know, you don’t give up!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 To which I flegmatically answer:"Let you go, old carg. I have a higher education"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109637
 20.02.2015
One thing is when a guy gives a girl a vibrator or another toy himself, or when a girl discovers the presence of a vibrator, offering to involve him in joint sex games. What an insult. Completely different - when the presence of this same vibrator was a secret of the girl and discovered accidentally after his breakdown. This is really offensive, and I hope I explained above why.

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Eeee... Why? What if you suddenly wanted to, and the guy is not there? Can you not self-satisfy? I propose then to be offended by the presence of the girl's fingers, soul and any objects of phallic shape.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109636
 20.02.2015
Friends were looking for planet formation, evolution, to look together in a child. I advised, after a while I ask about impressions. I get the answer:
Very liked it! In the paleo, the child was bored.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №109635
 20.02.2015
Quote from the article about the new year in Buryatia: "The long-awaited and traditional final of the meeting of Sagalgan was the all-national yohor." The International Yohor!! Now I know what’s called what’s happening at work a few hours before deadline.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109634
 20.02.2015
Is that all you are interested in?
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All right and funny, I don't know just what kind of Batman you fuck. Don’t God give me a strapon?
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Not Batman, an ordinary man with brains. Do you think that all feminists are unscrupulous? Quite the opposite: feminists are the best partners and friends of men. They see a man in you, not a wallet on your legs with a cock on the front. They also try more in sex (hello to the sea star). With a feminist you don’t have to pretend to be a harsh macho when you’re crazy – she’ll listen to you and won’t judge. She will never tell you ‘you’re not a man?’ and will not sit on your neck. From her partner, the feminist is pleased to take signs of attention, and stupidly shakes when he playfully knocks her on the pocket. But do you know what the problem is? The problem is that women are not taken seriously in the business world. The fact is that girls are taught to sit quietly, not to take up a lot of space (we put hands, cross the legs), to be passive and secondary in everything. In the fact that all galantiness is sweet in appearance, and in fact only strengthens gender stereotypes: Me-active, Je-passive, and once so, what is the point in the matter? In the fact that since a woman is the second class, she can be paid less for the same work as a man. It is that if you are a quiet mouse - no one is listening to you, and if you are the boss and do not tolerate the discord in your department - then you are a fool. Men are respected for this behavior. Do you not care about these things? Congratulations, you are against women.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109633
 20.02.2015
About the rats.
They are generally incredibly intelligent, from Darwin’s point of view, I don’t know how to explain.
We had such a decorative, red-eyed mind.
The cat of the mother was chasing, until the tumble underneath him trembled.
He feared her more than death.
And with people is very affectionate, will lie on the bed, except that it does not whimper.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109632
 20.02.2015
here here :

A apparently incapable minor who is unaware of the consequences of having sex with a stranger? All of them fall on one side.

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You have a strange logic. A girl free from obligations to someone, got what she wanted - sex. Everything, she has to no one, no obligations and responsibilities except herself, and she is all suited.
But you have some mythical consequences for it. In front of whom and with what? She pulled the man under the gun in the bed and raped him? No, the married family man, himself, consciously took this step.
And it is he who is responsible for it. In particular, for the consequences, before his family, if he has a classic model of family relationships.And no one else shares this responsibility with him. Because he is an adult, capable man.
And you, by the way, trying to transfer responsibility or at least a part of it, to the girl, even if you think, you try to subconsciously justify the culprit.
Well, yes, and then all these judgments go with "friends" in the spirit - "and my one is a goat".
Of course, a goat, if you justify it, and in fact, by doing so.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №109631
 20.02.2015
News from 4pda about the portable Hi-Fi player:

Its indicative retail value will be 194 590 rubles."

Tomasmalton92: I listen to Russian rock. For such babies I will bring the performer home apparently


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