This, this and this:
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One thing is when a guy gives a girl a vibrator or another toy himself, or when a girl discovers the presence of a vibrator, offering to involve him in joint sex games. What an insult. Completely different - when the presence of this same vibrator was a secret of the girl and discovered accidentally after his breakdown. This is really offensive, and I hope I explained above why.
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Tell me, and if the girl after moving to the guy accidentally found on his computer porn - you also need to arrange a scandal and get out with things? How can he dare to look at other people’s naked babies if he has his own? Or maybe you will finally realize that girls also have physiological needs? You would also have a joke here on the topic "I started living with a girl and she turns out to be crazy! Life did not prepare me for that. It’s humiliating, I dropped it!"

In Moscow, spring has already begun.
2: if -3 is spring, then yes)
All that is not -30 is spring
1: and Hismeteo says that +1 - +2
4: A bird is screaming out the window. The Spring
There are 15 of them, the birds too.
6 from the cold?

The coach laughed. I do the Romanian pull, I feel like it is somehow too easy, but I doubt. At the same time I think about training, and we had a fun exercise in the Winnie Pooh house, when it was necessary to draw a Gantt chart. And then Sergey approaches, looks closely and says something like "all good, just take the top of the fifth".
and further dialogue.
What to take?
The fifth!
What is?! to
Five to one!
and Serena! Is this a pink pig from Winnie Pooh?! to
and Lena! Five kilos on the griff!

Now every fool is happy about himself to call the whole world, in every detail. Nothing on the net, nowhere at all. I would be careful here.
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Strange logic: there is in the networks - fool, no - you have to be careful.

There are whole rooms of British grandmothers. They look like museum exhibits with colorful manicure. Sounds like audio lessons of the most pre-classic English :o)
"Its lAaawli!"
I was swimming with my airbags. I hear the cry: "Au! Annetteeynd chaild is different! !" (Wow! A child in the water without supervision!")
I think, the parents are fine, the child in the sea alone launched.
And the second cry follows: "Au! I will assume that it is much larger than the size of the child. And I must agree with you, it’s floating! andquot; (c)

A joke on the subject:
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If the wife is very angry, the man is at risk of leaving without teeth and hair, but with bruises and fractures, if not worse.
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The MMDA? Even if the fool was not aware that she was lying under the marriage? You understand, shit, even if she knows, then for her it is still a strange aunt, but her husband betrays his own man (by idea). I am not an aggressive person, I will file for divorce with alimony and affairs, but if someone should break, it is a traitor. In general, never comparable actions, wife and prostitutes, do not even try.
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Accused, why did you kill your wife and not your lover?
Your honor, it is better to kill one woman than a man every week.

A friend asked that his wife often communicates on one women's forum, so to speak, is advised on how to improve relationships with her husband. He registered under a female name and began to advise his wife how to behave with him. He says he hasn’t been so happy in his eight years of marriage.

XXX: I have a group member from the Patent Office.
XXX: There, by the way fucking
XXX: He says they apply for eternal engines almost once a month
YYY: how about without this.
XXX: Once the man did not agree that the guy rejected the patent, stuck with his graviola to them in the office
XXX: and says "And where do you have the rosette?"

to there:
here here :
On February 15, 2013, the meteorite that flew to us, took all the glasses in our room (a building of an old building, windows 3 meters high), was quite awful. On February 16, 2014, there was a fire in our building, 4 fire cars, the building was full of smoke, firefighters drove people out, too, it was terrible. What will happen on February 17, 2015?

News on February 17:
Three suns rise over Chelyabinsk

Inhabitants of Chelyabinsk in the morning watched three sunrise over the city at once. A rare optical phenomenon is called pargelia (in Greek: false sun).

Looking forward to February 18, 2016)))) (all the city;) )

120 out of the city, 80 in the border of the city!!!
As everyone goes, so are you.
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the giraffe)
Annie on the subject.
What is 90-60-90?
Eeda in the city by the way of Haishnikov.

"Fall, you're the ass?" - This is such a wonderful SMS I got in 2009, when the car replacement was much more thoughtless =) And the classmate just wanted to know if I was home.

A common boiler, not a common boiler, loops, separately, take over, collect...
People, with whom are you living? Is your family like that?! to
My wife and I both make money and spend as much as we need.
We buy food, we buy food. To feed cats means to feed cats. We need to repair, we buy what we need. Whoever goes to the store is buying. I have no money, I take it. It is missing, I will add. Because it is all ours, for us.
I won’t buy a new computer when she needs boots, and she won’t buy boots if my car is broken. Everything is interrelated.
And if you have accounting there and shares are scheduled - this is not a family, it is at best a temporary partnership.

XXX: I go to work after yesterday’s walk. The chef looks at me for a few seconds, then goes to his office, returns with a cup of cognac and says, “Pay.”
I would have such a boss.
XXX: It’s not all! After that, he takes the drink, looks at me already in disgrace, nods his head and says, “At work and under the grade... Oh, you’t be a good specialist – you would have fired the napig... To come in the right shape tomorrow! Free!" - unfolds and hides in his office under the blind eyes of colleagues. Five minutes later, when I am happy with life, I get home from him by SMS, a GREAT SMILE comes! I am 58 years old!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The Beautiful!
In those moments I understand why I am still working in this office.

I’ll tell whom you’re hurting. The wives of these goats, their children. And all why? And because b...di do not see the difference between married and not, they are just a stick and all. They may, then, why out of that (this) cute drunkeness (trist, dissatisfied conversation with husband (wife) or others). Can not? Sex, then stormy apologies to the family, divorce or just a disarray. B went on. She has no morality. She is not decent.

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Well, here the claims should be made not to the fools, but to the husbands. A husband - usually an adult, independent person, must be aware of the consequences of his actions.

Do you think that all feminists are unscrupulous? Quite the opposite: feminists are the best partners and friends of men. They see a man in you, not a wallet on your legs with a cock on the front.
and----
+100 but there are nuances. For some reason, feminists like to call themselves ordinary male haters. They are the loudest of all the tricks, get to the wrong shirts and show the world hellish inadequacy, so most will think that a typical feminist is an untouched straw without brains, and fucking you will persuade someone. It is sad (

I bought a talking doll. Well, such as: "play with me", "feed me", "song me a song" and so on.
Two hours later, a little girl cries out of the kitchen:
When will you be infected?! to

Here you are here for family meetings, a common budget, a separate budget. My husband and I didn’t have any money to pay for it. All of BOBRA.

February 20, 1975 Tom and Jerry
The Cat Mouse

The most pleasant woman I ever met was a recurring fraudster, involved in robbery and drug trafficking. Beautiful, charming and with humor. With higher education. With a clear life position. I would have robbed her, such a woman! I am an investigator. You don’t know anything and believe everything you’re told? The easiest thing is to talk to her best friend. You will know everything. Damn, but even in one eye, you will learn a lot. Now every fool is happy about himself to call the whole world, in every detail. Nothing on the net, nowhere at all. I would be careful here.

Today I call at the closest office:
Hi, can you tell me, is there a law enforcement department in your branch?
The girl on the line:
Working with J. Persons?
I grind about myself that I am so frozen, I put on the phone.
We need to read less news.