The Translator:
I received an order here. I am worried about something, the Chelyabinsk office. I haven’t had a Chelyabinsk office yet.
The rumors about their severity are exaggerated :)
– Yes not. I am about payment.
They will pay. Prokatom, metizami, self-export from Chelyabinsk

The most profitable resource is man. On the previous job only when providing additional services brought the company a net profit of about 2 million rubles. That is to say, I could safely get a salary of 15,000 just doing nothing for at least two years. fall under reduction.

Course of the Young Fighter:

My parents told me about the sausage for 2.20. And we will tell stories about a dollar for 30

Young yet.
There was a dollar and 6 rubles before 1998, and it seems to be fairy tales for you.

The future is here!!! to
I bought a green in the form of a pencil - it is squeezed and a small drop drops on the cotton tip of the tube!
Iisiahiahiah
No green teeth, no green hands, no green table and floor.
Fuck, and now it’s not even interesting (

The first meat supplement in a vegetarian family with more than two children comes from cat food

(from the MTA-shy pearls from the site, where the doping of a sleeve and similar graphomania)

Overall, they became good friends. As good as a heterosexual man can be friends with a wandering cat.

What a thin boundary between the "pocketed" and "again in the chlam".
WOW, don’t throw her.
Ohhhh already...

Irina E.: Regarding the anecdotes, there has recently been an event worthy of demotors. The student, who was going to enter programming, said: "I once worked in computer science for seven hours, and when on the textbook instead of 10/11 class read 2/3 - I realized that I was re-working."

from Habrum -
Freud called. He requested to transmit that the "present" in the context of the first paragraph is written together.

Shinji
Ask me why I bought Lenin.
Alice is
Why did you buy Lenin?
Shinji
Put under the tree next to Santa Claus. I remember Vasilich’s vows: “Let’s bring any idea to absurdity!”
Shinji
At first, I bought it to make the cabbage. And since he was falling out of the pot all the time, I tied him behind the neck to the handle of the closet, where they rarely look.
Alice is
Where bought it?
Shinji
There is one place here where there is so much unusual harvest that you can't find a fucking bald one.
Alice is
So you found him.

Knigochey: Lore, how I like to call on advertisements! There are so many interesting people. About three months ago, I picked up the seller’s number of a thing that I liked, although the price was crazy. Hi, I say Alexander! Why is Dora?
Usually people respond well to such a question, exciting trade begins. But this time... at first Alexander began to scream about the course. I advised him to go around and explain why the word “trade” was in the ad rather than “course.” Then he started screaming that he doesn’t want to sell anything at all and everything in his life is fine. I asked why the ad. Overwhelming the stream of shit, he told Alexander that he was down. I wish you luck. It became very shameful. He sat down peacefully and I ruined his mood (I didn’t want!). Today I see it again at the same price. Now the hands itch to call and repeat, but the conscience says “don’t.” And I do not call. Laura, am I doing it right?

"Please be careful"!!! "I kiss you", fuck you!!! I demand compensation for moral damage, because now I have blood flowing from my eyes.

I dreamed of a terrible nightmare of chasing and throwing around the city.
YYY :?? to
I dreamed that I was traveling all over the city in search of strontium yellow, and it is nowhere, not a tube! I woke up in a cold sweat. These are the horrors of the painting man.

Kosoy: You are here for little money, or you really believe that banks from their country will replace high-quality seafood and fresh fruit. And again – why should I buy a land for my salary and grow potatoes and cucumbers instead of buying them? In this case, I suggest you take the magazine "Modelist-builder" and assemble a radio receiver, saving on the purchase of a Sony custom TV. Make it the best again. In Russia, the fabrics are practically not produced. And yes, from the high-quality antidepressants of domestic production, I know only vodka.

If you think so.

No one is against retirees - specialists, retirees - tutors, those who continue to develop and improve their qualifications.
against those who do not lead a way of life and carry it as a medal for past merits.

We have such young men.

From the bathroom door:

M: You don’t make money on a normal shampoo? Do not wash!

Q: How did you decide to survive?

M: He was in the laundry.

A: This is a lotion after depilation to slow the growth of hair. He should not wash. But at the hairdresser you will save... And say thank you, this shit is not for depilation.

We have a client we installed him 1C Restaurant, cash and a fiscal printer. So after 1.5 years on the taxpayer time escaped for 8 minutes. In order to fix it, you need to install the driver of the FP, on the site they have 3 versions, which is true hz.
I call, I mean, in the SPP of the spokesperson of the taxpayer, Maxjuša answers me, I say: friend, this is the kind of stuff that happened, which driver to swipe?
Q: Do you have a taxpayer in your tax account?
I : Yes.
M: Contact the service center.
I: Oh who is it?
M: Well, by law you should have concluded a service contract with the CTO
I: Well, if you have to, you have to. If we do it ourselves, is it not legal?
M: No, legal if you know how.
I : well! Do you know which driver?
M: Call the CTO, you are not a partner but a finisher.
I: =-O Taak, and the endowed person has no right to know this information?
M: Call the CTO or the partner you purchased from.
I: Okay, let’s do something else. I have a taxpayer is not registered in the tax, which version of the driver to download to fix the time.
Version of 4.12
I : thank you!

I come one morning to a private store around the clock, which is next to the house. After a terrible bodybuilding, he decided to buy gases before the universe. I go to the shelf, and I come from there:
So how? Baby chocolate is the most delicious.
What is?! to
Do you have Babi’s chocolate?
Sorry, I don’t understand you.
Well, you came last night with friends wanting to buy a foil, and it was over. Do you remember? )
I do not remember!( Continue to )
Then you asked: in which chocolate is the folia thicker? I said that I don't know, you then arranged a council at five, picked half an hour somewhere, I reviewed all the chocolate, and in general opinion chose Babayevsky. When I bought it, they told me it was the most delicious.)
Fuck the flies! I only remember when we went for cigarettes somewhere! And I’m still wondering before leaving, what does Kalyan on the table, there’s no foil anyway?! to

Oak E1

Dimond17: And why are women far less likely than men to commit suicide?
Lexxy: Sometimes they suffer, the floors are not washed, the children are not fed
Pugachev®: How many children do you have?
Cats are not fed :D

in the corporate dining room. The turn. Usually small, but periodically comes out with a tail in the corridor, the latter case will be discussed. I am in the end, behind me are two ladies. One breathes, complains to a friend:
Why is the line moving so slowly?
And so several times. Gradually we get to the distribution line (salad and dessert / compot each takes himself, the first or second one needs to be asked from the attached cook). After placing an order and receiving plates with snacks, I turn to the cash office for payment, and unintentionally watch the breathing woman start making her order. Repeat in memory:
Good day! Please be kind, but is that what you have? The beef?
No to pork. The beef here.
Please tell me, is it fried?
and yes.
No, then we should not. And the fish?
Also fried too. There are cupcakes.
They are from what?
and chickens.
So, please give me a couple of cupcakes. And on the garnery, please...Rice, no. Tell me, this is what you have?
This is a ragi of vegetables.
Okay, let’s get the rice.
Please please. What will you be first?
- Yes, I will, please, half a cheek, and be kind, please, thank you.

Is it worth saying that I watched the end of this scene, already sitting at the table - and by that time I had even eaten half the salad? Again, it has increased significantly. Why - this is the same mystery... Probably the slowest employee was placed on the distribution.