I have the feeling that if I die before the cat, she will lie with me in the grave.
YYY: Oh oh why?
X: Yes, because I bled, I got it. I sit behind the compass - he lies on my knee with me. I sleep in bed with me. I go to the kitchen to eat with me. To the toilet with me. 24-hour security guards are there.
yyy: she is ß your "animal"like. If you were an animal, you would look like this :)
YYY: There is a second "you" in it.
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The KKK:
In the joint ownership of the first vice prime minister and his wife were seven cars: Jaguar, Mercedes-Benz S350, Mercedes-Benz S500, Mercedes-Benz S-Class sedan V221, limousine ZIL-41047, Ford Hymer Camp and VAZ-2101.

I don’t know if it’s a VAZ-2101.? to

In the case of a divorce, this car will be given to the wife.)

Is he at home today?
Fixflash: I’m trying to write my diploma. Apparently, the norm started, then went and cleaned 4 pairs of shoes...
Mitya: ahah pseudo useful activity

He went to check the groups in the contract, and there the group "Metro 2033" was renamed to "The Justin Bieber Fan Group". Reaction of people:
Grand Aquarity: Mo-mo-mo-my b-b-b-rat with-so-so-so-so-so-seed sta-a-al, sidi-ii-it and repeats one phrase.
Grand Aquarius (Brother): pp-pp-pido-do-gigiya

What strange sausages did you buy? It is written "without soya".
And what?
Of course, they don’t put meat in sausages. They even saved on soya.

Do not blaspheme the devil for what he tempts, but blaspheme yourself for being tempted.

A Ukrainian ship has drowned in the Black Sea. I remember, on the first day it disappeared, the news was very surprised why the crew did not send the SOS. After all, the ship was equipped with an emergency boom, which is enough to throw into the water and it will begin to give disaster signals. The Black Sea is not the Pacific Ocean and it is simply impossible to stay unheard of in it.
And here, after a few days in the mountain... the drowning were finally caught. And in one of the reports the mystery with the boom was solved.
As soon as the ship began to sink, the captain faithfully descended into the boat with the boat. And a few days sitting honestly, holding in your hands beating your legs!!! It is unknown how long this odyssey would last, but eventually, the sailors decided that the buff was broken and in a rush of anger threw him out of board. The bui immediately turned the antenna up and struck the SOS across the entire Black Sea. Within a few hours, everyone was rescued.

Never say, “I was wrong,” but better say, “How interesting it was.”

YYY: Not every man can cope with my character
XXX: He just needs to stock up with trimmers with tranquilizers

They walked with a friend across an abandoned building, in one of the rooms there are radio and chemicals (anti-gases, pharmacies, filters, respirators, etc.) all in deplorable condition. But in the corner there was a rugged red lame-crawler, and close to it were broken glasses. What would this be?

From Chat Dota:
Ladies and gentlemen, in two weeks I’ll be defending my diploma.
You protect your barracks first.

Note that dr. They have already drank, a lot of people. A friend goes to another:
The light...
I am not the light.
to blaze! He realizes the failure.
And not shit!

_Alexiel_: I go to the subway, slipped, I think: "I will go". I shake my hands with Matt. and CHO? - the guy nearby fell, slipped) nonchalant sing I can cast) the whole demage on the neighboring unit transferred) ah, yes I)

Dangerous is the driver who wants to ride!

xxx: and I have two bowls of nutella, a cooked condensate, two liters of lemonade and chocolate with a whole foundation!
Tagged: fucks
ZZZ: This is the Fucks
Tagged: Fucks
BBB: Here are you.
ccc: here is the fucking a
Tagged: Fucks
Tagged: sugar
Bourgeois Jewish b...

Sometimes there’s bandit blood in me. :D
as you originally called the month.

01.04.2012 at 15:22
xxxx blinded a snowflake and threw cats under the balcony
xxxx: For it is not enough to mourn - March has already ended.

My mom bought a monoblock at noon... Now no one can argue with the fact that we have a computer in the monitor)

As we learned a few hours ago, this night there was a failure in the operation of the main optical line connecting the British Isles with continental Europe. According to the version of the investigation, the cable's kidnapping involves hunters for non-ferrous metals, who approached the most vulnerable section of the cable on a small submarine of the class "Piranha". In the future, the thieves acted even more boldly and ingeniously. Aqualanchists with a hydraulic tool swallowed the cable, and then attached the released end of the cable to the submarine's bark, and pulled their prey towards the Sea of Laptev.

1st :
Demon, forgive me that I went before you went out))) The square was quite, after today)

2nd :
I jumped out and even in the flight, I locked the door of the departing car. The spectators at the stop were in the shower...=)