Someone’s mother owns Microsoft Holmes, and my younger brother was sure that Minecraft was a

It was like a shit. Be calm, moms, because these people were seriously shouting that pregnant women can not be paid a wage while she is still working!!! And not because it works silly, but simply because she is pregnant, and they know that pregnant women are sitting on mom’s forums and generally! And the rumor is that before pregnancy, a woman for several years refused to go to the office, and everyone was happy with her work - pregnant women work heroically and cannot be paid for them.

And you’re talking about any benefits here =) What do you expect?

A terrible story for the night:
Well, this time we will do everything clean and from the first time, and we will not get into the code of the coffin. Think of small developers.
Let us be. An indecisive employer.

Stretching the belts is, of course, a forced measure... but it is best to strike a knot on the neck of the one who offers it!!! to

xxx invented the installation to obtain a compressed vacuum.
Why do we need a compressed vacuum?
Xx the dust.
XXX is wireless.

While filling the pregnant woman's card.
So, according to the tests, everything is negative... Alcohol, chicken, drugs?
and no.
Have you left the country in the last 6 months?
No, not before that.
What is pregnancy?
The first.
How many sexual partners?
I am the most boring person on earth.
I understand.

XXX is a flower. This is when the phone robots without any questions will off-site determine what you are, say, in Chisinau - then you can panic paranoidly.

Yyy Call to Support:
Hi to you.
Hi Sergey Petrovich. We have already unlocked your bank card that you wanted to request. You can check it right around the corner, 30 meters from where you are now. A pleasant day.

By the way, if you do not want to meet Andrew, with whom you argued yesterday about paying the debt, bypass the building on the right. Have a good day.”

You’re not the one, go out with all your shit. Go to Twitter and your blogs.

It is correct to say that God will give children, will give children.

Here then such here with their "God will give the rabbit and on the lawn" write on the forums-help the wheelchair, witches, food.

If you are not interested in holding other children, please apologize, but:
after the institute I went to work and worked until the decree (and after the decree also went to work) = I pay taxes
husband - after the institute served and went to work, and works, and works = pays taxes
Have we both not yet paid for the right to have a child and should we feel guilty?
I note that both parents and grandparents on both lines also worked and paid taxes, and wanted to see their grandchildren.
Wouldn’t even with such a crowd of taxpayers behind us we could not be able to give birth because our child is suddenly spending your deductions?
(Not to mention that he will grow up and also go to work and pay taxes, fucking)

The White and Black Wages.
I had the impression that at least half of the people in the country do not know how to make savings, spend everything they have and live from salary to salary no matter how much they earn. At such rates to accumulate for safe old age there is no possibility, there is no hope for retirement.

Those who love and know how to grasp, let them grasp and hope that by old age their accumulations will not turn into pumpkin as a result of inflation and other natural disasters.

Electricity is produced in apartments and on the streets. Lamps, TVs, washing machines and so on. Then it enters the substation, and from there to the hydroelectric power plant, where it moves rivers, or to the nuclear power plant, where it feeds nuclear fusion.

Answer the shameful.
I am ashamed to ask:

So do not pay to the class fund, let the child not attend the holidays, everyone will go to the holiday, and he will go home, does not get a gift with everyone on the New Year's tree, does not congratulate the favorite teacher with the whole class, but humbly stands on the side.

A friend tried to fight and not pay. The child started cutting scores and asking about transfer to another school.

Are the higher instances aware of and support the actions of the school administration?

I know of a case when too principled parents were told that you would not go to any school in our district. So the upper ones are not only aware, they also discharge the beams from above.

I: I put the app for girls, it signals me that in two days of menstruation.
Mom: how far the technology has come, soon it will order itself with the delivery of pads, a kilo of ice cream and a knife
Why the knife?
Mom: I said "no-shpu", but it seems your app hasn’t counted

In 10 years, robot trucks will begin to massively travel on the roads, meaning hundreds of thousands of unemployed will appear in Russia alone.

Russia is not threatened. There are no roads in Russia. In ten years, they will not appear.

VivaH250: To the fucking turn! Bioprinters are taught to print tissues suitable for human transplant
I try to print my brain :)

MixanM: worked in the car show, some guys worked in the car show "UAZ", so they told what they got to the funny:
Sometimes cars are broken.
-It is considered normal to control the buchanka at the client with a cuvalda / hammer
A visitor's cover of the gasoline tank is normal.

With the VerNel air conditioner, you can enjoy the freshness of your underwear for up to eight weeks! We have already been taught not to pay attention to the crude slang (after the google translator immediately on the air, right?). Well, here’s what I’ll tell you, idiots: in order to enjoy the freshness of the laundry, it needs to be washed at least once a week.

Dear moderators of the website задолba.li
I, a 27-year-old woman with a white collar, have never stood by a machine in my life, and then I know that it’s not a rile, but a relay.
Do you have a conscience?

I was in the last subway wagon. There were two men on both sides of the door. At one of the stops, when the landing ended and the doors began to close, a man tried to jump in. At that moment, two men kicked him on a rifle and the door closed. I am in shock. I only managed to think that there was a Stop Ham movement in the subway too. Then it began to come to me.



One man, when he pushed out our hero, shouted to him, “It fell. has fallen. It has fallen!!” Our hero was confused. He was kicked out of the car, and a man was throwing his wallet into him. It came to him too! The hero fell the wallet from his pocket, and three men at this point noticed it and quickly reacted. And this man raised his hand upward in a sign of respect and gratitude.



Thus, three seconds saved the man a lot of money and nerves on recovering credit cards and possibly documents.