We go home with our guests, he is driving.
Both are sober. Every five minutes we are stopped by GAI.
Check for alcohol. For the fourth time, of course,
It bored. And here in front of the very house we are hindered by a pessimistic
The copy. There is the following dialogue between him and the driver:
and sober?
Three times sober.
Why four?
I have been checked four times today.
Why not put on the belt?
I have an airbag.
No matter what...
And then 20 minutes. In the end, the desperate worker of GAI speaks
The genius phrase:
Give me something!
The driver’s face is illuminated by understanding, he jumps into the car, goes in.
In a mess, something gets out of there and with a cheerful smile says,
Going to the employee:
The sandwiches! With cheese! The truth of yesterday...

P.S Fortunately, he did not have a weapon.

The price maker today saw "coatlets from meat m.b.".no, at least honestly confessed...

kora_f: When one stick and eight holes defeat an entire army...
Do you know this cartoon?

werewolchara: "The Gun of Gatling"?

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:16 26/03/2011)
Three children playing in hiding.

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:25 26/03/2011)
1 ordinary and 2 twins

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:33 26/03/2011)
The names have changed)

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:42 26/03/2011)
the poor guy was driving all the time)))

ZeRoK (01:59): I will go to the sorting run
Mapc (01:59): let’s shout
ZeRoK (03:00): all here
ZeRoK (03:00): WHERE was I at the time?? to
Mapc (03:00): the clock moved
ZeRoK (03:01): Fuck, point, and I think there is a failure in memory

How many girls will lose their virginity on 19-20 December 2012 >:P

New Siberian Chocolate with Meat and Cedar Nuts

Yesterday, at a Cisco course, I asked who was riding cars, well, I raised my hand and jumped that I was riding a large and powerful car. He replied that it doesn’t matter which, then asked my cell phone number and killed him at the base. Now by calling the special number I can lift and drop the bus on the entrance to the parking lot in front of the universe... I think it was necessary to be clear that the car that I am driving, a lot of people can enter and it is called AUTOBUS... But I am the boss of the bus...

I had a classmate, the name was Kobylin. Hunted, respectively, Kobyl... here there are no options. Well, she was respectively offended, lulled dreams of getting married and changing her surname. I met coincidentally a year ago and have not seen each other for 7 years. Ryu said:
Why did she get married?
It is changing in the lake.
Yes, she said, she went out.
How is your name?
The horse!!! to
PSP, you will not escape from fate.

XXX: Listen, I was so scared! I have a program that takes a photo, finds faces there and makes them kind of portraits... funny, straight like faces from passports are obtained.
xxx: and here I see someone's completely unfamiliar face.. you throw, I know that the photo depicts me with a girlfriend, and here is the face of a guy, and there is still some dim and blue.
YYY: I am scared!! to
XXX: I write and I tremble myself! So here I go to see this picture in full size, in front of my eyes already stands the image of some blue guy behind the back, which can be seen only on the photos, as it happens in horror films... and here I understand that this shit (not a guy, the program.. the shit, rather) found the face of a guy on a T-shirt (!!)That hanged on the wall behind our backs and made a portrait of it!
The rabbit can stay!

The mouth of Bush. And this alien was at the wheel of Pendostan. I am going.)

America is a country that loves freedom and loves our country.

Condoleezza Rice is a simple Texas girl like me.

Definitely it is a budget. There are a lot of numbers.

The most important job is to be the ruler, or the first lady, in my case.

I believe that people and fish can coexist peacefully.

I know what I believe. And I know that I believe it is right. I continue to defend what I believe in and why I believe. And I believe that I know that I believe in what I believe, because I believe that I believe in the right things.

NASA is interested in space.

The majority of our imports come from foreign countries.

Thirteen Game of Color

Americans and British have already joined this exciting game. How will this fashion be seen in Russia? The invention of the late 1980s, which literally aroused half-planets, is experiencing a second birth. To play, you will need a bright bracelet made of soft plastic. Each color has a meaning: yellow – “strong embrace”, white – “do whatever you want”, blue – “oral sex”, and green – “I love to use sexual toys”. The pleasure is not only to show the world your preferences in bed, but to find someone who will understand that a bracelet is not just an ornament.

I used to wear a white bracelet.

<Val> Children are rarely subject to propaganda. They feel the reality well.
<mirrr> Do you want to laugh?
<Val> and As a child, I also had a full closet of all this Soviet liter, from fairy tales to encyclopedias. And what? From the adventures of Chippolino I only realized that socialism is for vegetables.

The match "Russia-Armenia" has begun. The wife stands up and goes away with the words: “I won’t watch THIS.”
To the question "what is it?" follows the answer "And losers - shame, and wins - also pride is small."
You will not argue.

XXX: No, why, I don’t mind to argue. Truth is born in dispute.
WOW: Yes
Final Liberation: A Troll is Born in Dispute

The idea of becoming President Zhirinovsky seems to me less and less stupid.

Today Russia could not lose the national team of Yerevan..... count 0-0 ))))))))

The Saturday evening. I go into the store. Buy seeds for the movie. The cashier girl looks at me and with sympathy in her voice says:"You’re watching a movie again?"

DoubleDJ: I drive a car about 90km/h, the DPS car is coming in front of me and the distant light is flashing on me.
DoubleDJ: I thought, but at least slowed to 60. DoubleDJ: And of course! In front of the side another set of DPS catches the radar.
DoubleDJ: The Enemy Clan? It is :)

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced that the Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded in the equivalent of trothyl.