My sister works in a building store, she told me.
She has an intern, runs for buyers, offers everything, wants to like it in general, approaches the shelf to write out the goods, the buyer (a solid big uncle) panel needed plastic panels of color, approached looking at the base, the intern regretfully turns around and says, "There is no buck, then it revives and goes on, -You want a pine. The buyer turned red, turned and said "I will think"? has gone. Department of Crying

I went home to the toilet. There is a coin on the bottom of the toilet. One of two: either someone wants to come back, or I live with a golden antelope.

I left a glass of water on the table tonight. At night, the cat stood on the table and little of what he started drinking, and also sneezed there. For the guarantee obvious ><

Statistics have established that the grandchildren on the birthday of the drum in 99% of cases give teeth.

The lips are blurred. She used a scraper for the lips, made a mask, smeared with a balm, a moisturizing glow from the top.
M: My lips are blurred. Dried the skin. Seal

A British scientist said: Anyone who has put on pants at least once will die sooner or later. This is a proven scientific fact. Hence, wearing pants leads to death.

GEMOPO4: Only McLaud will live forever.

Letsmac: He is walking in the kit.

GGMOPO4: That’s why.

It is strange! There are so many species of animals in the world, and the Ministry of Health has not yet invented a new flu.

Nostasia (09:04:29 23/11/2011)

right now in front of the garden Margo put on a pot, she passes by writing from a sleep, I say, well you that, dear, what my daughter gives me:"mother, such a curious situation, let us not spread about it" - I have the gift of speech lost)))
Where did the wise words come from?
She says, I am not a fool.

A great thing of trans
I don’t see that Vinamop is hanging.
UVA : /

Duke-Fox
Davecha learned that the strongest whisper in a Russian woman
It can hold up to 14 kg in weight)))))
This is not good for those who decide to rape her ?

cherry
Bite a whisper

Duke-Fox
or just delay on the scene of the crime until the police arrive))))))))))

cherry
YYYYYYY

Duke-Fox
And when the police arrive, she will spit him straight into the beetle)))

cherry
Picture of Pepe

SkyHawk ( 18:34:49 )
The explosion of Omsk
SkyHawk ( 18:34:53 )
The Moscow!! to

I poured an old valerian into the dishwasher in the kitchen. In the evening, a sleeping cat was found in it... Well, what to do - turned on the water. Until the cat was completely wet, he did not leave.

Mom, I don't know how to, I flew off the car.and ((
YYY: Dear, you’re wrong with the number. Now tell me more about the car!! to
XXX is all. I am fucking fucking!! to

I call "Hello Alexey, this is Vladislav. I came to the interview, I sit and wait at the elevator".

You called a little wrong.
and Eeee. Are you Alex?
and no.

I look at the phone. @#% ^$% ^!!!!! I called the boss!! by Facepalm

The commander burned. says "do not get nervous at the shootings, no one will scream at you, generally screaming at a person with a machine in your hands is a bad idea, it is better to immediately break the p*da" DD

My office installed the cable a week ago. The challenge of leaking electricity. On the spot stood two bombs with a tail and one of them decided to start the conversation first: - go to the cock we first found it!! to

I will probably stay overnight at the building.
Dad: Is there a lot of work?
I : No
I: Just because the floors were covered with poppy film, all the doors were covered with poppy film, all the furniture was covered with poppy film!! to

In a decent woman, every man is the first.

The man opened his own cleaning room. I bought the latest equipment. He invested everything he had, plus his loans. But the people did not come to him. The creditors took the throat and promised to throw the children out.
What to do? And the man decided to hang himself, in this case the wife and children at least a roof over his head will remain. But before this, he was drawn to the church to go down, to ask the Lord for help, so, in any case, he did not believe in God.
And in two houses from the cleaning house, the wife of one dismissed him, yet asking him to pull out the carpet, the debris of that ended, the year from two already asked, in addition, in the guests was his brother as healthy. They took gram.
700 and pulled the carpet into the yard. And the carpet was a family relic, presented at the grandmother's wedding.
They took these two rugged carpets by the corners, and they cracked. And he took it into the cloths and flew, to see it has gone. Man in the head: what to do? They are eaten alive! We gathered this veto and in the atelier. They were sent to the carpet workshop. They are also handed out, but they offer to make a new one in a couple of days, which will be indistinguishable from the old one. Nowhere to go, I agreed.
The man did not care to his wife that it was useless to beat out this carpet and that he handed it over to the cleaning house next door and would take it in two days.
And this day to them at the visit just a maid with a testament, and also with some lady came. People are sociable, communicable - half-city in acquaintances. As they saw the carpet brought, they wept: no one in their lives has ever encountered such a perfect cleaning. Let your acquaintance talk about it.
And the owner of the cleaning house, from which the story began, began to be noticed on a lively intersection on Sunday. He took out a small Bible from the new jeep’s luggage and distributed it to passers. By advising them, in a moment of complete despair, to ask the Lord for help, he will help. It helped him. After all, when he returned from the church to his cleaning room and swung his head into a loop. Suddenly popper people with barochl on cleaning, straight popper fool. Everyone said about some carpet, but he didn’t even pay attention to it.

What's in common between the CEO of Mercedes and the CEO
Director of Automotive?
Both are riding a Mercedes.