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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73854
 05.12.2012
Aaa : Oh! My street was finally embellished... It wasn’t six months.
BBB: How did you know? For the taste?
CCC: Yes is not. Travellers walked around the houses – salt was asked.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73853
 05.12.2012
I drove the same way until I kissed the maza in my ass. Yes, he stumbled then, but I had a clear opinion that I was a fool in that situation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73852
 05.12.2012
Moscow, 4 December – RIA Novosti. The size of the subsistence minimum for the residents of Moscow in the third quarter of this year amounted to 9,719 thousand rubles, said the head of the department of social protection of the population of the capital V. Petrosyan.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73851
 05.12.2012
SummerPower#: Reminded of two dogs whispering when you scare them.
Why are you scared of scared dogs?? to
SummerPower: Then they have sex, and I don’t.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №73850
 05.12.2012
The xxx:
This is when the inscription "Put our super-puppy browser" pops up, I think that along with the "Update" button should stand "Go to our" and the counter under both buttons.

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73849
 05.12.2012
Mother :
The Fuck?:D :D :D

The daughter:
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The TP family, how do I understand? Daddy, is he a fool too?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №73848
 05.12.2012
A hole over you in the sky!
sVasilich: Nastia, it sounds like a wish "what would you do with it!")

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73847
 05.12.2012
Ace is
This is a task for believers.
I was in Kemerovo just during the end of the Maslenica and the beginning of the Great Fast.
Because of changing time zones, he slept all night and woke up around noon local time.
I didn’t eat, I wanted to eat, I went to the cafe at the hotel, I ordered blenders.
There was already a post in Kemerovo, but I lived in Moscow time, I still had a maslenica.
Question: Have I sinned?

Rat_S
If I had brought my aunt to the night, I would have sinned.
I just ate blenders.

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73846
 05.12.2012
I clarify that my dad works in Gaia.
I have a mental injury!! I hate all the mentions!!! to
WOW: What happened to you again?
No, you have to shake up! I go to myself quietly, here my mom calls me, like come quickly, well, and I, to be "fast", unfolded through the consistent.
WOW : and?
HHH: What is it? What is it??? My father took me for 3 months.
Wow, it’s a tough case 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73845
 05.12.2012
xxx: Can you find the audio book from "Flight from Liberty" - from Chapter 7?
Oh well ok. I will put you on the wall.
XHH: And brothers - personal anomalies too) I have not found them at all)
Is this the name of the author or the name of the author? 😉

Anomalies of personality
Year: 1988 Author: Brother B.S. Genre: Educational Guide

It happens!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73844
 05.12.2012
By the way, it is good that there is no magic, but given the number of errors in our books, there was an army of frogs with every print.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73843
 05.12.2012
The sky, where everything goes

I will soon create a new youth stream.

We will dress normal things, do not drink, do not smoke, do not mourn the mat, quietly, in the basements to watch Soviet cartoons and steal (so that no one will pass) to help people.

And then the grandmothers will chase us and mock us.
Type
What a youth! Books on entrances read, perverse XD People eat probably some necrophilo -zoophiles XDD
HHH
And the necrophile - zoophiles will be offended - the type with whom you compare us at all??? We just love dead animals, and we don’t have a strange relationship with them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73842
 05.12.2012
XXX: The Star of the Mine
You are somewhat rude.
Okay, lately I’ve noticed that Svetlana is somewhat annoying.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73841
 05.12.2012
I am looking for a girl who we signed up with in September 2002. I just don’t remember how it was and in what shell. Unfortunately, I lost all my documents. I would like to make a divorce and without documents is a problem. The painting was 25.09.2002. My name is Tatiana I don't remember.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73840
 05.12.2012
The management of GIBDD warns of the appearance on the roads of a large number of drivers in minimal configuration. They differ from the usual in the presence of sheep brains.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73839
 05.12.2012
0 (13:57) :
And he said that you’re not just doing that 😉
1 (13:57) :
Of course not - he still chases me for beer, washes the floor of my house, washes my socks with stinking holes.
If he does not listen, then I am his winner.
Don’t worry, I’m not offending him.
He has three foods.
Monday Wednesday Friday
0 to 13:59)
Fuck, and I didn’t praise you so long ago, I said what you’re all nuts...and you Eva how it suffered)))))))
and 1 (13:59) :
On holidays he can watch me drink compot.
For the new year, I allow him to listen to the TV working in the neighboring room.
We do not throw away the tree; we make a salad from it and it feeds it until Easter.
0 to 14:02) :
That’s why he calls you shit and not just....))))))I would kill you at all))
1 (14:02) :
On Easter he goes to the cemetery on the tombs to gather the slugs, and we brotherly divide them:
sweets and cakes for me, fantasies and boxes for him
0 to 14:03) :
)))))))))))))))))
1 (14:03) :
He collects fantasies and boxes because he has a dream.
He wants to build an airplane and fly away from me.
Fucking Mother
I wildly apologize.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73838
 05.12.2012
Fuck how I adore independent girls: I hurt myself, I hurt myself.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73837
 05.12.2012
Russia is the only country in which there are two capitals between which there is no road.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73836
 05.12.2012
A colleague told me.
He worked for a Japanese company. The Japanese chef spoke well in Russian, but, traditionally for the Japanese, he did not pronounce the letter "l", replacing it with "r".
The secretary first shrugged when the boss said to her:
and Masha! I need to remove the fax!
Then she got used to it and calmly replied:
Okay, let’s get so out!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73835
 05.12.2012
In Chelyabinsk announced a storm warning for the weekend, in connection with which drivers were asked not to use personal motor transport if possible. At the request of the first in full composition responded drivers of snow collection equipment, friendly waiting for the snowfall at home.

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