In a marriage agency, the manager offers the client:

This is a good candidacy. Man, 38 years old, height 184 cm, weight 85 kg, brunette.

– Oh! Interesting is!

He does not smoke. Master of Sports in Swimming.

A great option!

Your business: factory, car service, gas network. A house outside the city, a house on the sea, two cars, a yacht...

Just a charm!

For his fun, he plays dances.

Let’s make the next.

Is the cat afraid of the dust?
I don’t know, he’s only been there since October.

What about the cool frighteners, as the grandmother pulled used condoms out of the boiler and, without scratching, extracted the content? Well, in general, if the grandmother hit the head to give birth, she will give birth. No matter from whom, then they send that contraception did not work, the moon is there in the third house. and all.
There are, of course, radical methods, but against female stupidity they are all powerless.

Well, you don't want to choose smart, let the fool, the main thing is that the breasts are bigger, and gave it right on the first date.

Parents in exchange for the old "brick" finally bought something more modern. The development of the new phones began with the fact that they both put the same melody on me - You're in the army now. They sit and chick. Fuck, Mom, Dad, I know you both wanted a boy, not a girl.

We will bring purity and harmony into the world, and He will swim with us in beauty. Here women dance, there horses run. Believe me, we know the way to the dream. Everything will be done quickly and smoothly... Yes, it’s not touching – it’s charged.

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"In ancient Russian there were 4 past times.----This is known by ALL humanitaries, starting with first-class students"
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You, little child, when you finish the first course, you may make a discovery for yourself: there are many humanitaries, in addition to the philologists-Rusists, Slavists and even with them. Well, and captivating "philochins" like you.

Humanitarian-Orientalist, seven languages, the grammar of ancient Russian did not learn and I am not going to.

I boiled the pellets here, all the pellets were scattered across the edges of the pot, forming a flat circle, and one began to spin in the center. I called him "The King of the Disco".

In Prague, in front of the Carmelite monastery, there was the shop of Mr. Enom. He traded rabbits and other birds. This Mr. Enom began to take care of the daughter of the Bileq. Pano
Bilek did not like it, and he publicly stated in the tractory that if Mr. Enom came to ask his daughter's hand, he would so lower him from the stairs that the whole world would shake. Mr. Enom got drunk and went to Mr. Bilek, who met him in the front room with a large knife with which he cut books and which looked like a knife with which frogs open. Bileq stumbled upon Mr. Enom—what, mol, he needed here. Here, the sweetest Mr. Enom sparked so silently that the pendulum at the wall clock stopped. Mr. Bilek rushed, gave his hand to Mr. Enom and said, "Please, please enter, Mr. Enom; sit down, please, I hope you didn't put your pants in? I am not such a bad person. True, I wanted to throw you out, but now I see you are a very nice person and a great original. I have read many novels and stories, but in no book is written that the bridegroom should be presented in this way.

Switch is eternal.

It is said that the editor of one yellow newspaper liked to tell that he raised his first capital by translating cabbage to children in a pioneer camp. They did not eat, and he sold snacks to the locals who kept pigs. Somehow I believe.

I am going to the new website of the bank. There are a couple of bugs. The mood was good and I decided to tell them about it for free). Click on the link "Have you noticed an error on the site?". It does not open. O_o Probably this is a lifehack - how to reduce the number of backups to zero.

The main ingredient of humans is water.
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It is right.
35 liters of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, 4 liters of ammonia, 1.5 kilograms of calcium oxide, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, sellers - 100 grams, 80 grams of sulfur, 7.5 grams of fluoride, 5 grams of iron and 3 grams of silicon. And 15 more elements. <...> From this consists the body of an average adult." Steel Alchemist)

and Alina:

I am in shock here.
My girlfriend here from the wrong to do went on the type of psychological training on the topic "how to get married successfully". Free for the company.
And here there, the pedagogical kind, the lecturer spoke as follows:
The main thing in a woman is the PJR. That is, a pitch of roots. And if you let a man squeeze in the PJR everything he wants to squeeze there (this is me, fuck, literally quoting!!!Then you will have no problems in life and a man will buy (!!!) You have everything you want.
Details promised to tell at a paid seminar for 12,000 rubles

And those grandmothers who work and provide themselves, for them he used the term "girl with eggs", so never see happiness in life (well that is, happiness is when you are all bought), and they are only interested in men-loopers who get 3 pennies to mock them.
There were 60 people at the free seminar, 42 people were registered for pay... A, and the matter was in the cultural capital, in the SPB.
No, of course I’m still the idealist, but where, fucking, our world goes. The main goal is to buy everything.

P.S I’ll go crawl and scratch my eggs.

xxx: Listen, you understand this, help the mobile phone to choose a new? I should be flat, not thicker than 6 mm thick.
YYY: What platform do you need? The screen? The diagonal?
XXX is not important. I am 6 mm thick. I need to get under the toilet door at home.

here here :
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This is:
In short :
All babies are stupid fools.
All men are goats and fools.
Forget me, this holy man.
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Let’s include the logic – banal, girl:
Grandma is an angel. My mother is not like that, her father is not in her soul - besides, he is not a goat, and he is no longer a fool. My brother is a miracle. I love the future husband.
Not all are bad people.
You just don’t value anyone around you.
Girl, 24 years old Higher education, red diploma. I work in the IT sector.
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You have not noticed the sarcasm in the quotation.

I have read a lot of books, but I never re-read them. I Fly Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Selenjer 4 times
ууу: "Flying over the nest of the coconut" is Kizi. The book is amazing, this is a fact.
xxxh: yeah kiza, I just thought of the wine from the strawberries)) I didn't even notice myself.
ZZZ: a "Wine from cranberries" is Bradbury)

I do not understand another thing: the most fiercely protesting against the idea of "paid entry to the center of Moscow" live in London for some reason.
But in London, the entrance to the center was always paid and very, very expensive.
It’s just a paradox of something...

I personally know only 3 drivers who are stuck behind the wheel. Others honestly think this is uncomfortable nonsense. Three-quarters of drivers I see on the street do not know that on the lighthouse, where pedestrian crossing is allowed, you need to stop before the lighthouse. Eighty percent (including bus and truck drivers) do not know that you can only go to a crossroads, even on a green light, if there is a free seat for your vehicle on the other side of the crossroads. Ninety percent pass pedestrians on a pedestrian crossing only if pedestrians boldly rush forward, under the wheels. And I do not touch the drunkards, the sick, the idiots, the bastards with purchased rights, the rich dads and the blue glitters. I am talking about ordinary drivers.

Are you seriously afraid of Kamaz with smart intelligence?

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"But here is what is written on the website of the manufacturer (the top monopoly in our country, by the way):"

Since when has it become a monopoly? I live in a northern city on the letter C, famous for its metacombinate on the letter C, and suddenly a large light bulb factory on the letter F, selling light bulbs to the whole country.

The joke:
- Tell me, and why did you choose Blend-a-Med rather than a cheaper toothpaste?
What, are there such?! to
There is
I am a fool!

I asked the girl what the friend zone is, she replied that this is where I am now :(

About speaking paparazzi, tell him to speak, do not put a female to him.

I photographed the housewife’s room. She has a parrot. Sometimes I was frightened by the sound of a doorbell (I open the door - no one, then touch). Sometimes it is very realistic. Sometimes he started screaming: "The goat is brainless! and drunk! Go out, fuck up!"

Then the hostess brought him a female. To you think? After a while, these animals began to whisper: "Cow! She is a fool!" She is a fool! Remove the spit!" "Being wicked!" "Blessedness!"

Well, I think the hostess had a turbulent life.