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Hearing the phrase “But I’m a woman” means that the arguments ended and the cheats went on.

A friend decided to fulfill a long-time girl's dream in Thailand, riding an elephant. I beat my girlfriend so it wasn’t so bad together. A male fell in turn. The vigilant friends were afraid to sit on him - such a brutal, real macho. Specifically persuaded a couple of tourists from Germany, who walked ahead, to give in to the elephant. The guys kindly agreed and guided the girls with predatory looks in the style of "You are fantastic!" At first, everything went well - the elephant walks, the girlfriends crack, the photographer in the bushes jumps, well, the guys from behind crack. But on the descent to the muddy river, the elephant bended into a seductive posture. The elephant could not withstand and immediately took control of it. The boys were stunned by an elephant face. In the back and somewhere far above, the Germans stumbled.

A frozen morning. The sun behind the clouds. The wind chases the snowballs in the sky.
and silence. I can only hear how evil the birds who have already returned from the south.

Now in the transition between Novoslobodskaya and Mendeleevskaya, a dumb man, who presented himself as a Hindu monk, tried to inject a book for happiness))) In exchange for asking him to sacrifice something, I took it honestly and sacrificed it with the words: "Hold, friend, you have a book for happiness!"

Proof

by VKontakte. The surgeon’s website. The status:
"I went to the operation, then I take down the photos :)"

Conversation between two chief accountants (who are older than the other two times):
– Galina Nikolaevna, and your mother, how long can this last?! to
It’s so terrible, Tatiana Stepanovna! Strongly! Children are here!

Description of the breakdown in the instructions to the Soviet car: "the engine continues to work after turning off".! to

Vladimir Varlamov (16:16) :
Scientists estimate that 90% of humans have simulated evolution.

Katherine Ann- Accountant (16:16) :
not understood

Vladimir Varlamov (16:16) :
So I understood everything...

I quit smoking almost 3 months ago.
One of the pluses:
The smell intensified. Now I distinguish good perfume from cheap, food smells much more delicious, it turns out, and all that... : )
and minus:
I need to change socks more often.

Katya (14:38:58 29/03/2012)
My nephew yesterday in the kindergarten asked the girl to show oppa.
yai (14:40:19 29/03/2012)
:D :D
yai (14:40:24 29/03/2012)
Why not a letter?
yai(14:40:28 29/03/2012)
The strange boy grows up.

by 03.03.2006
The day in Samara collapsed part of the newly erected roof of the building (an additional mansard floor is built) in which the State Architectural and Construction Inspectorate of the city of Samara is located.

The brochure gives recommendations of specialists of the Office "K" of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia on how to protect your computer from malware:

"The tactics of combating them are sufficient
But very simple:
Prevent harmful programs
hit your computer;
If they reached you, in any case.
Do not start them.
If they do, then take action.
If possible, they will not cause
It is damaged"

The girl is 14 years old, that is, my peer calls to watch hentai, am I lucky or not?

Rin: digging on the portal in html
Rin: open software for real-time css editing
Rin: Copied a piece of code into the exchange buffer
Rin: a proga writes that "a serial key has been discovered in the exchange buffer. Thanks for the purchase"
Rin: this is how you can buy a house in Hawaii by chance

Even though something in my life is stable - a lounge near the house and a shooter on the weights...

From Habr:
by Aleksdesker
29 March 2012, 01:57#↑
In recent times, life is terribly unfair at all, the smart and working people always get everything, and the stupid thieves nothing.

XXX is Hello! Smell of you! How did the girl congratulate you?
She brushed her teeth and shaved.

by Habr
AAA: I’m probably crazy, but I don’t know what advertisement about two weeks on a yacht is :)
BBB: here is the link
AAA: Thank you very much. I wash my eyes with soap.

XXX is
Fuck it was yesterday.)
Oppo is back again.

XXX is
The order was registered for search in connection with the initiation of a criminal case

YYYY
What about the outcome?

XXX is
until we do not know) we Aitishnikov released almost immediately, we from the morning while they were in another compartment went through the black, pulled out the discs and fled))

XXX is
Then at 10 as nothing happened to come to work)))