Happy Mom explains how to wash jeans in the washing machine.
xxx: "...and throw there everything that looks like jeans, such as socks"

A while ago, I worked in the department of medical technology of one NII. I don’t remember how we started our conversation about patients’ attitude toward treatment, but one of our employees said just a brilliant phrase:
The patient does not care how he will be treated, how he will be treated and even whether he will be cured at all. It is important for him that when he is treated, it does not hurt!!! to

So why do I get such fun pets?
I decided to make pellet. He boiled water. I throw the pellets there. And they’re splashing at me, let’s swim with us, it’s fun here.

Explain to the manager.

I am an ordinary manager.I am forty years old if I wonder. All my life I have been tormented by the question: do armor protect? If so, how did the knights manage to fight, capture cities, etc., if they could not break through the armor of the enemy? And if the armor did not rescue, the hell they were all wearing them?
Please...

You have a skull. Does it protect the brain? It seems silly, but it still protects. If it had not been - you would have been in the kindergarten in the first child's fight with a soot all the brain exhausted (and so - not all, apparently). But still, if you get a sapphire shot, it will not protect you fully (per you already know). That is, with a sapphire blade you can still be strapped, but with a socket - it is no longer possible. Now add a good richer's "shell", then beat the helmet. Lopatou bat - the bell of iron throughout the district (well, there is hardly anything that has changed here), but you stand alive. What about the Hammer? The helmet will not save. Chelubey's legs will enter the knee into his ass, and the cervical vertebrae - into the brain. And now take a toyship, then a spade, and then a fighting hammer (well, or a squad at least), and try to knock them, say, on a twisting and unfriendly moody rat (green, silent - it will not happen anyway). And answer the question: the easier it is to fight and how much your chances fall as lighter objects become useless against a conditional opponent. Yes, I am, if anything, also forty and I already understood during this time that it depends on the "digital" shit.

to this:

Why do you think that informal work is bad? All the tasks are different - who runs away from alimony, who does not want to feed their taxes, someone needs to do so that there are no extra records in the workforce, and there are few reasons.

Father, well, you said everything, you detailed the tasks. Maybe you can make conclusions yourself, without clues?
Probably in vain, we now do not put a job place in the passport. Or all kinds of judges call on my taxes an ambulance, badly go to the clinics with the whole family, receive subsidies to pay for housing, as non-working, teach their children in schools, retirement will then be demanded, the parasites of society.

He recalled his childhood years in music:

To properly hold your hands on the piano, you have to imagine that you have a large apple in your palm, and you have to hold it.

The second colleague:

And if I have a big apple, did I give up your piano at all?! to

This is:

I don't know who how, but for my entire career with instructions on TV, officials and others, I was acquainted with signature only in state institutions. In various private LLCs, all these papers were absent as a phenomenon in principle. Moreover, in one restoration office, we measured the semi-branded building (where there is no coverage) at all without construction forests and insurance. And without lighting. There are women, ohh. The commander was fucking. If you are not in Russia =)

Of course, you would crash from there, break your neck, and the boss would write that you were there on your own initiative, and he would be right. As a result, your children, not the boss, would remain orphans, or disabled vegetables would fall on them.
You live without your head, and Russia is to blame you.

What is the name of the new X-ray? X-rays are also X-rays. It is X-ray. What will foreigners think? It should be called so that the Russians can understand it. It is ecstasy. And to write Lada X-taz.

How many times can you go to the tournament?
Three times.
All in all?
Well, that is for the day. More in a month.

Sitting on the hairdresser's chair, I didn't think that after the word "shorter" the longest hair on my head would be the eyebrows.

The news burns:
On Friday, February 12, Moscow residents are expected to have a strong wind with wet snow.
Moscow, 12 February - News. Residents of the Russian capital on Friday will be able to take part in the international action "To work on a bicycle".

Read the first channel fire in the plot about a man from Novokuznetsk, who has more than a hundred grandchildren: "He has eleven children and two daughters."

Factory and Ural Buddhists dispute over the borders of the mine field
Invaders from a mining company want to destroy a Buddhist temple on the mountain
XXX: The Avatar Story
Monks are not blue.

On the website of women’s consultation #14, SPb. Preycurant: extract from the vagina (!!!) A foreign body. This is when you get confused with the traveler and you can't separate? This is straight without comments.)

My colleague moved to the company. I had to take her home. I go in with my husband, and I see that she’s completely relaxed. I understand that the most correct thing would be to go to the door - little, madam is wandering and almost not standing on her feet.



We enter the elevator. As we climb the elevator, she whispers something under her nose, with emotions... Apparently preparing for an unpleasant conversation with her husband. There is an effort of thought on the face. Suddenly he raised his eyes at me and clearly said:



Wouldn’t you go to the hares! I want to walk!!! to



It was all in that phrase!!! to

The 90s... Hungry, scarce, everything is modest in clothes and food. My younger brother for some time attended a five-day 24-hour garden on the recommendation of a pediatrician (by type of healing camp - oxygen cocktails, a special vitamin menu, physiotherapy). My mom and I came to pick him up for the weekend, of course, I missed him, he too. Pleased each other, we embrace, and here he gets out of the box a pack full of oranges, apples, candy, cookies, yogurts and stretches me. He’s been spending half a day all week... a small man with a big heart!

This guy is calling us again!

Which one?

What cartridges are trying to sell! Yesterday I called eight times, today the third.

Translate it to me, I’ll send it to you!

Wait, I’ll transfer you to a more competent specialist.

A man in a supermarket paid for food with a card, and for beer with cash. The black accounting.

Who wants statistics?

There are no data for 2015, but in 2014, the ratio of women’s wages to men’s wages in the budget sphere increased to 74.2%.
has grown. Up to 74 percent. That is, where a man gets 100 rubles, a woman gets 74. And that’s still good – before it was less.

This is the budget area. In the commercial sector, nobody knows. All the statistics on the subject ends somewhere in 2013, but before 2013, the ratio is roughly the same: where a man has 100 rubles, a woman - from 50 to 70.

- I see no people knowing about the aviation of ancient India on the branch.
Everything is elementary. Anyone who is familiar with yoga, esoterics, meditation knows that the yogis flew to any corner of the earth, leaving their broken body and then returning to it. This is the aircraft of ancient India.
How is it that there are no knowledgeable people in the branch?
We may have forgotten about yoga, meditation and esoterics, but we have perfectly mastered the processes of fermentation, rectification and hydrolysis.
The modern food industry produces a lot of yogurt substitutes, through which any person can leave his broken body and fly to any corner of the earth.